Writer's Note:

A fun little fanfic inspired by the pool scene in the Three Stooges movie, I do not own Sister Bernice who is Kate Upton's character, but I do own myself. Enjoy!

Summertime, the hottest season of the year.

It was June the 22nd, 19-year-old James M/CVGW was hanging out at the Nun's Orphanage Resort, located by a closed-down old orphanage, resting by the pool upon one of the gray-green colored lawn chairs well laid out for people like the kids or the nuns to rest on.

Nobody else was present in the area as everyone else was inside, leaving CVGW to be alone by the pool. The only noises were birds chirping, three men going nyak nyak and yoop yoop in the distance, cars driving by and kids chatting inside chatting.

CVGW was reminiscing of days long gone as well as recent events in his life, thinking of his video games and stories he would soon be writing out as well as fun movies.

He thought of the day he was introduced to Toho's popular franchise Godzilla, at a time when the very first piece of science fiction a young CVGW had seen was an episode of The Outer Limits. Then there was that fateful Xmas day, back when he was 11, when he finally got a Sonic the Hedgehog video game.

Oh yes. Happy memories!

Life's memorable seconds nobody would forget years later as they get older and older by the days passing by…!

"Mr. McCormack." A seductive voice spoke from somewhere close.

'Oh brilliant.' CVGW rolled his eyes, 'Its Sister Bernice. Woo woo woo! Here she comes.' He turned to spot the 18-year-old nun in training coming towards him, walking by the diving board with a sweet smile and clad in a very revealing nun-bathing suit with hair tied back in a bun and mostly covered by her nun cap flop, swaying her hips in a not-so nun like seductive manner.

"Hey Bernice." CVGW said in a nearly enthusiastic voice, "What's figuratively shakin'? I see you've come to join me for either a tan or a swim."

Bernice giggled, "I came here to both tan and swim, basically hang out at the pool, silly. So yes, you're half-right on many things you guessed." The 19½ year old stared at her, "Uhhhhhhh, what?"

The young nun smirked, "You're very slow."

"Slow? SLOW?!" CVGW protested furiously, getting to his feet, "Baby, I'm not slow, it's just that it takes a while to process something important."

Bernice giggled as she advanced on him, snaking her arms across CVGW's shoulders, "I was only being sarcastic, sweetie. But you can be a little too slow in some areas, but you can be quick to see something coming your way."

"What's coming my w...?" CVGW started to say, but he was cut off as Bernice pressed her lips against his mouth in one incredible kiss, completely silencing the young man. CVGW melted into the smooch, placing his hands upon Bernice's sides as Bernice started to move her hands to the sides of his face to hold him.

CVGW and Bernice skipped the French-Kissing and stopped to breathe, looking into each other's eyes with tender smiles.

That was when they giggled, knowing what was gonna happen. Thinking quickly, CVGW pushed Bernice into the pool with a splash, when she surfaced, the boy jumped in with a laughing "CANNONBAAAAAAAAAALLL".

SPLASH! CVGW' landing nailed Bernice good, making her break out in a small fit of laughter. The young nun began hitting the water with her hands, splashing CVGW right back which led into a splash fight. In the end, both of them were all soaking wet once they were done splashing and they got more wet when the two of them took a swim.

CVGW found himself having so much fun in the pool and was laughing like crazy, he still was laughing when the splashing stopped and they started swimming the length of the pool.

It felt good being in the water, especially on days when it was a bit hot and there was a heatwave here. At least CVGW had put some sunscreen on himself.

8 minutes of swimming later, CVGW climbed out and sprawled out on the ground beneath the sun's rays on a towel. A giggling Bernice climbed out of the pool and lay down next to him.

"I love you CVGWJames." Bernice said, looking into CVGW' eyes with a smile.

"I love you too, BKH." James replied before sharing another kiss with her…

THE END