Disclaimers: One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda and Watamote belongs to Nico Tanigawa.

Requested by WonderDreams.

This is the weirdest stuff I've ever written.

No Matter How I look at it, this Cosplayer is Weird but Hot!

When Tomoko had found out that she would be alone for the next three weeks, she had been overjoyed; having the house for herself meant she could do whatever she wanted and there was no need to use her headphones when she was gaming or played the dating sims she had recently bought. It meant that she could eat what she wanted, when she wanted, and no annoying little brother to bother her about trivial, normy matters, or parents that would come and check up on her homework (though Tomoko would deal with them like the responsible student she was, lest her friends would get upset when they compared answers later.)

With the house to herself, there was no-one to disturb her three-weeks long `alone time´, i.e. jerking off. Due to certain "complications" Tomoko was fully a girl, but she had that one extra male appendage, because why not.

She had the full three weeks planned and so far, four days in, everything had been bliss. She had just ordered food to be delivered and then it was time to watch the new season of the anime series she had been following and then—

Well, she never got beyond that when the doorbell rang that evening.

When Tomoko answered she had half-expected one of her friends – Yuri, for example – but instead she was greeted by a tall, slim woman with long, jet-black hair who eyed her up and down and scoffed. The woman looked foreign and her dress stood out from modern day designs, but Tomoko immediately recognized it.

"You there, girl. I require lodging and food for a while," the woman commanded. "Step aside and let me in."

Tomoko eyed her, taken aback. She recognized the outfit and the style; the woman was the spitting image of Boa Hancock, a character from the manga, "One Piece" – a series Tomoko had read up on recently.

This was one hell of a cosplay; this woman not only looked the part, but sounded like the character from the anime series and she took this cosplay pretty seriously to boot. Was this a prank? Was there a hidden camera nearby?

"Well? Aren't you going to invite me inside? This world is a strange one and I need a place to rest."

"Uh…"

Unable to stand up for herself, Tomoko allowed the stranger inside. Once she had cooked for her, she figured that maybe this cosplayer would leave.

x.x.x

Two weeks later, and the woman was still lounging around. She lazed about and demanded to be served food and drink at random intervals, and she kept showing off her curvy body and jiggly, busty tits wherever she went, and it was driving Tomoko insane. The cosplayer was weird, but hot, and with her showing off like this every day was pushing Tomoko's limits. She could only put up with the Boa cosplayer's attitude and sensual body for so long until her tolerance reached its limit.

Every time she attempted to stand her ground, the cosplayer seemingly flirted and seduced her way out of getting kicked out, but at the very least Tomoko would demand some sort of payment for the lodging.

"Payment? You have the nerve to demand such a thing? It's your privilege to serve the Empress of Amazon Lily. The fact that I'm not turning you into stone is reward enough."

It was at that moment that Tomoko snapped.

x.x.x

Despite the talk about "being turned to stone," this was but a cosplayer; she didn't actually have the character's powers.

She had Boa Hancock pressed down on her bed, the dress ripped and torn. If this hot stranger wasn't going to pay up after forcing themselves into her home – all while showing off their body! – then Tomoko would take some other kind of payment.

"What are you doing?! Unhand me, girl! Don't you— W-wait, what is that?!"

Tomoko had at this point whipped out her male sex; it was fully engorged, throbbing with need as the pent-up sexual frustration peaked. Tomoko was overcome with lust and anger, acting purely be instinct than reason, and advanced on the older, taller woman.

"What are you—?!"

She kissed her, thorough and un-maiden-like. Her tongue forced past "Boa's" lips, coiling and exploring her mouth, while she prodded and slipped her cock over the woman's fairer sex. The tip spread flushed labia lips and the cosplayer squirmed, but Tomoko eventually pushed her hips enough for the head to penetrate past them and forced her way inside.

"Mmph!"

"Nnnmmh…!" Tomoko shuddered. Just like that, her virginity was gone. If this had been the real Boa Hancock then her purity would've been gone as well, but there was no way this cosplayer could still be a virgin at her age.

Tomoko savoured the moment and kept kissing her, barely moving. Inner muscles clenched around her throbbing cock and the older woman was writhing beneath her, bucking against Tomoko's hips. It was difficult to manoeuvre due to the height-difference, so Tomoko eventually settled on motor-boating the woman's impressive rack instead of kissing her sweet lips.

And then she began to move. She had looked up this position in the past – "Mating Press" – and what better way to start taking payment than this?

The bed creaked and the springs flexed loudly as Tomoko pounded away with all the strength her smaller body could muster, sheathing her cock down to the base inside of the Boa-cosplayer's pussy in swift succession whilst the woman moaned despite her defiance.

"Ngh! Aahh! How dare-mmnh!"

Pleasure surged like a torrent, building up swift and strong, but Tomoko didn't want to waste this chance.

She had other things in mind…

x.x.x

"Boa's" moans resonated throughout the house as Tomoko fucked her full nelson style, barely able to carry the older, taller woman as she pummelled her pussy with swift thrusts.

Her sex was clamping down in a silky smooth vice grip the deeper Tomoko reached. The pleasure spread throughout, licking at her bones and threatening to turn her shaky legs into pliant jelly, but this was a dream come true! She had never truly cared how or even if she lost her virginity, but have it taken by a beauty like this?

Tomoko was ecstatic; she hammered her hips fervently, the older woman's strings of moans spurring her on as she clamped down at intervals, staining the carpet with each small orgasm and furthering Tomoko's own.

"This," Tomoko uttered with a hoarse moan. "Is amazing!"

Ecstasy spiked and the pressure gave in; her cock thrashed against velvety inner walls until Tomoko couldn't hold back and came with a grunt and a last, strong push, ejaculating thick spurts inside the older woman's tightening sex.

Her first real orgasm. Her first time.

x.x.x

This was heaven.

Tomoko let out a content sigh and chuckled, leaning backwards as she petted the older woman's head. The cosplayer was sucking her off, `cleaning´ Tomoko's shaft, but had since escalated to full on deep-throating the impressive length due to Tomoko's second wind of lust.

"Mmh…that's it. Deeper…" She urged, fisting black hair and pulling the cosplayer's face closer as she humped a little, lazily building up a second orgasm. "I-If you want to stay, you have to make it worthwhile…"

What was this sense of power coming from?

She began to thrust in earnest, reaching deep and at a swifter pace. Her cock throbbed, reaching full mast as pleasure began anew. Spittle and cum was pushed out from around the woman's mouth, drooling onto the carpeted floor, but Tomoko would worry about that later as she continued to fuck `Boa's´ mouth properly in her haze.

She glanced over at her phone that she had mounted on her desk. The angle would've gotten everything and would make for a nice memory whenever they parted ways.

Although…It was curious how real that tattoo on her back looked…and the details were astounding. If Tomoko didn't know any better, she would've sworn that she was the real deal who had somehow lost her powers.

But that couldn't be it. Right?

Filing that thought away for later, Tomoko guided the woman's head faster as her second orgasm swiftly approached with toe-curling intensity.

It had been bizarre to explain to her family about this mystery woman who had ended up living under their roof while they had been gone…and who seemingly didn't intend to leave.

It had been a nightmare to further explain that this woman was likely pregnant with her child after their unprotected sexual intercourse.

It had been a living hell to then negotiate a solution and not end up disowned for letting a stranger inside and live with them while she had been alone, much less for her questionable demand in exchange. Or tell her friends for that matter.

It had been a culmination of mixed emotions when, nine months later, Tomoko was the parent of a son together with this strange lady who had seemingly no idea what a modern society was, even if Tomoko still chalked it up as her being a hard-core role-player. Her mother had been somewhat joyful for having grandchildren despite that this affected her daughter's education if not sacrificed it completely. Tomoko's father had not been present and her brother had been…well, around. He wasn't quite sure what to do as an uncle as his age, much less able to wrap his head around what had happened.

They could all agree that the child was rather cute though.

What followed next is a story for another time…

"…what followed next is a story for another time. The End." Tomoko flipped the last page of her stack of papers as she eyed the group of friends with a shy yet salacious look. "W-Well?"

"…You seriously wrote fan fiction about some anime character came into the real world and just so happened to want to live in your house for a while?" Yoshida stated, deadpanned.

"W-Well, those are the c-circumstances…"

"And you somehow have a…penis," Yuri added.

"Hot, right?"

Yoshida promptly punched her shoulder.

"It's, uhm…unique? Distinct?" Mako offered, uncomfortable.

"Well I think that was lovely, though I feel this Boa character could be replaced with someone else," Asuka then commented and flipped her hair over her shoulder. "But that's something we can discuss in private, Kuroki."

"Oh, uh—"

"Honestly, Kuroki, just what did you watch to come up with this?!" Nemoto chided. "Like…what was this? And how could you even lift a woman twice your size? Actually, you know what, how about we address the fact that you forced yourself on this Boa-person? And how does it end with you two having a child together and everything is all fine and dandy?!"

Tomoko sighed, her face red and hot. Maybe sharing this with her friends hadn't been the best idea.

"And this Boa Hancock seems out of character, from what I remember. You wrote yourself differently, too!"

Ugh.

"This is kinda dark, Kuroki. You're coming off as…well, you know."

Sigh.

Everyone's a critic.

The End