"hmm… crush my cock with a rock, I must. Maximum pain I must endure"
"But why, master Yoda?"
"Hmm… young Skywalker… Pleasure and pain, one in the same, they are."
Yoda leaned in closer, the faint smell of unwashed scrotum wafting into Luke's nostrils, "Add spice to the dry white bread of Yoda's life, they do."
Luke paused for a moment, pondering on the nature of this statement. Surely, they can't be the same? One is good, one is bad, right? You seek one and avoid the other, so how could they be the same?
A few moments passed before Luke was brought back to reality, looking back up he started, "I guess we'd better get back to trai-"
Luke was cut off; Yoda had not moved. His normally bulging, alien eyes that showed no recognizable expression other than fatigue took on a new look. Yoda's eyes narrowed, but did not glare.
His lips parted, his tongue slipped around dryly in his mouth as he spoke, "Deal in absolutes, only a Sith does. Make you into a jedi, I will."
Luke leaned back slightly as he took on an expression of disgust. Yet, he was not as disgusted as he should have been.
What am I feeling? I should feel repulsed, this little green midget just made a pass at me. What is this… by the force, is this curiosity?
Luke stood up quickly and turned away, "no, master Yoda. I'm saving my virginity for Leia."
Yoda chuckled, "pussy-bitch, you are."
Luke stopped his brisk walk away as sweat began to bead on his forehead. He had been training all day, yet he was never this moist. His heart beat quickened, He's right, could it be a mind trick? No, I'd thought of this before… No one else is here, and I don't think anyone can actually understand R2 if he told anyone. I could-
Luke was interrupted again by a small but powerful hand on his shoulder, "hunger for more than knowledge, you do".
Luke felt a swelling in his nether regions, he paused in mind and body, unsure of what to do now.
Yoda's voice whispered in his ear, "crush my cock with a rock, you must".
With a shudder and a twitch of his saber, Luke made his decision.
Picking up a rock, he turned to see Yoda leaning on his cane, "Your place, I take it?"
Yoda chuckled as he led Luke toward the hollowed-out tree.
Luke paused, rock in hand. Looking down, he saw Yoda's erect cock setting expectantly on a tree stump that served as a table. Damn, nearly as long as my hand.
"Do it, you mu-"
Yoda was cut off as Luke brought the stone down in a quick motion. Yoda's shrieks echoed in the swamp as creatures rustled and splashed. However, it was not entirely a shriek. Yoda's cry of pain quickly turned into a moan of pleasure as Luke lifted the rock. Yoda's cock began to darken as a bruise formed, on closer inspection, it bore many scars.
Yoda's pained breathing slowed as he looked up into Luke's eyes with unrestrained lust, "again".
Luke raised the rock again and brought it down as if he were splitting chords with an axe. He felt the rock crash down on Yoda's erection like a mallet on a frozen sausage.
"So long it has been, since my cock has known such pain."
Luke raised the stone again, this time dropping it on Yoda's cock. It bounced off as the jedi master let out a mixed groan. Instinctively, Luke felt the force flow through his hand. Extending an out-stretched palm, he force-choked Yoda's balls.
Yoda let out a grunt as his scrotum tightened; his erection began to twitch and his breathing quickened, "not enough, this is."
Luke paused, keeping a tight grip on Yoda's testicles. Suddenly, he had a thought. Reaching into his pocket, he retrieved a long, narrow pin from his X-wing. With a widening smile of sadistic intent, he carefully inserted the rod into Yoda's rod.
Yoda grasped the sides of the stump, his knuckles turning white, his groans and moans alternating between pain and pleasure.
"Force-spread my ass-cheeks, you must. Do or do not, there is no try."
With his other hand, Luke reached behind Yoda and spread his little green buttocks as if opening a book. With deftness of digit, he pressed his finger into The Maw.
"No! In there, Abeloth is…"
Luke's smile lingered as he tightened his force-grip, "I'm gonna send my proton torpedoes up your ventilation shaft."
With a quick motion, Luke's finger disappeared up Yoda's ass, the lack of lube adding to the symphony of pain and pleasure. Showing further deftness and skill, Luke quickly found Yoda's alien prostate and began stirring it around.
"No, too soon, it is! Feeling the force, I am!"
Yoda went quiet as he closed his eyes and leaned his head back, "Need to bust so badly, I do!"
With a grunt and several spurts, Yoda ejected the rod and painted the table green with his cum. Holding his smile, Luke hooked his finger before yanking it from Yoda's rectum.
"Urgh" Yoda moaned, his white ass hair brushing Luke's hand as he withdrew.
"That was fast" Luke commented.
"Happens to every guy sometimes, this does."
Luke paused, "surely that can't be enough."
"Never enough, it is" Yoda replied.
As if moving by instinct, Luke swiftly delivered a kick to Yoda's testicles. The jedi master doubled over in pain as his semi-chub twitched.
"Nooo… right in the younglings"
Luke looked down, his own cock fully erect, "Don't leave me hanging, master Yoda."
Taking a moment to recuperate, Yoda looked up at Luke, "hanging you will not be. Suck your cock I will."