Saving Kurt
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Chapter 1: Stranger
Noah Puckerman was headed to Kurt Hummel-Anderson's house after getting a call in the middle of the night from Kurt only hearing him say, "No, Blaine, stop! Please, you're hurting me! God, stop!" before the call dropped. As soon as he pulls up he sees Burt Hummel putting Liza Marie Anderson in his truck. Before he stormed in and started to pummel Blaine as Burt got a bruised and battered Kurt out of the house. After this Blaine was in handcuffs and sitting in the back of a police car. As Noah and Burt were giving their statements to the police.
An hour later, Noah was sitting beside Burt in the waiting room when Burt says, "You were never in a fight club. Were you, Puck?" Noah just says, "My ma was hitting me and pimping me out to the MILF's. Coach Beiste was the only one I told and my sister Sarah was taken from my Ma when I gave up Beth. Sarah repeated Ma's mistakes and I didn't find out about it until I had to ID her in the morgue a week ago. The funeral was yesterday and I have been trying to get a hold of Kurt since." Then Noah looked at Burt and says, "Liza Marie, has been telling me that she was in a fight club since she was two, Burt. Two! Four years! It took me four years to figure out what was going on! I should have saved them then and now Kurt's in the hospital! I could have prevented this from ever happening! Liza Marie could lose Kurt, and it's all my fault for not telling you what I knew sooner!"
Soon Noah gets up and storms out of the hospital before falling to his knees screaming a guttural roar. Then Burt comes up behind him and says, "So, How long have you been gay, Puckerman? Because last time I checked you haven't been this emotional since Finn died. Plus, I noticed that all your posts on Facebook have been about gay pride and your relationship status has been single not looking since Liza Marie was born. Ha, Kurt even noticed that you started flirting with him in all your messages, emails, or letters to him a year ago." Noah just says, "I was gay raped overseas when Rachel was carrying Liza Marie and I broke up with Quinn when I got back. Then I saw Kurt two weeks later and felt like I did when I loved Quinn."
Later, when Noah and Burt go to see Kurt in ICU. Kurt can see that Noah looks nervous and can tell he is fighting back tears. Before Kurt says, "I haven't seen you like this since Finn died Puck. It's almost like "The Straight Sex Shark" Noah Puckerman is in love with me." Before Kurt can say another word Noah is kissing him and as they break from the kiss Noah says, "Kurt, I was gay raped overseas and I have been in love with you for four years. I'm gay Kurt and I love you!" Then Kurt says, "So, I didn't imagine that you helped dad save me from Blaine?" Soon Kurt breaks down before saying, "Quinn told Blaine you were gay and threatened to tell you about the abuse. After she saw me with a black eye when you came home. I remembered calling you, but that's all I remember. Liza Marie called Quinn to get your number because Blaine took your number out of my phone along with Dad and Carole's. I'm just glad Rachel had their numbers." Then Kurt looks down before saying, "It started after Blaine found out that his parents gave all their money to Cooper and left him nothing."
It was after Kurt said this that Noah laid down on his hospital bed in ICU and says, "Blaine is a dick, if he cares more about money then he does you, Princess. I am sorry I ever suggested that you spy on the Warblers and I wish I was your first straight boy crush. I would rather lose my gay virginity to you than go through the hell I did." This made Kurt ask, "Do you regret getting Quinn pregnant with Beth? Because Blaine told Liza Marie daily he regretted being her father." Noah just said, "No, I don't, and like I said Blaine is a dick for telling Liza Marie that." Then Burt says, "Puck, Knowing what I know about you now. I am surprised that Kurt never had a crush on you back in high school considering the fact that I was the same way when I was in high school." This made Noah laugh and say, "I was too full of myself for him to ever find me attractive back in high school. I might have acted like you, but I was a dick back in high school. The Air Force changed me before I got raped, but I don't know if that made me Kurt's dream guy now." This made Kurt kiss Noah before saying, "Let's just say if I'm your Princess then you're my Prince." Then they heard Liza Marie say, "No, he's Papa Hulk, Dada." As Carole comes up to them holding Liza Marie. Which made Noah say, "Prince, Hulk, whatever I'm yours and you're mine now."
Soon they heard Quinn yelling at Blaine saying, "Get over yourself, Blaine! The only thing you care about is money and Puck might not be mine anymore. But I am not going to be like you and try to stand in the way of their happiness! In fact, I think I will go ask your daughter if she would be okay with me giving her a brother or sister!" Then Quinn comes up to Burt and says, "Mr. H. do you think I am like Kurt's mom?" Burt just chuckles before saying, "Oh, yeah, Quinn, you are just like Elizabeth." Then Quinn looks at Liza Marie before Liza Marie says loudly, "Yes, Mama Queenie, I would love it and I bet Papa Hulk would too!" Before they heard Blaine scream, "Trader! You are, my, daughter!" Then Noah grabs Liza Marie before the others hear Blaine scream out of fear. Soon Noah and Liza Marie come back laughing then Liza Marie says, "Poopy Blan saw Papa Nono and peed himself before he screamed. I love Papa Nono!" Then Kurt says loudly, "Dada loves Papa Nono too and I would love to finally have Aunt Quinn as our baby mama!"
When Kurt was released from the hospital he and Liza Marie went to live with Noah on the Air Force base he was station at in Washington DC. Before Kurt filed for a divorce from Blaine and was granted full custody of Liza Marie. His first night there, he and Noah were in bed together when Noah began to kiss Kurt's neck. Before Kurt turned around and started kissing Noah back. Then after Kurt lubed up Noah's ass and he entered Noah. He says, "God, I love you, Noah. Thank you for saving me from Blaine." This just made Noah say, "You're welcome, Babe and I love you too, my Princess." Before he just mirrored what Kurt did to him and cuddled with Kurt as they drifted off to sleep. Thankful that Liza Marie was a sound sleeper and the walls were soundproof. Then at one point in the night, the two men are woken up by Liza Marie crawling onto the bed and laying in between them as she said, "I had a bad dream, Papa Nono. Can I sleep with you and Dada?" Soon they were all asleep again and Kurt had a smile on his face as he slept.
Chapter 2 will be up soon