Muscular glares down at the whimpering, snotty brat in front of him. His lips curled into a ferocious smile as he walks forward, muscles already forming on his arm. He was about to reduce the kid to paste until he noticed something. Something that got his attention.

That hat….

It was…

So FUCKING cool!

"Hey kid!" Muscular shouts, glaring down at him.

Kota was shaking in fear as he looked up at the hulking monster.

"Wh-what?" he managed to whimper out between sobs and fear.

"Give me that hat. NOW!" he demands, punching the ground hard and kicking up dust.

Kota was scared, but that statement confused the young boy.

"M-my hat?" he asked, his sobbing calming down. Kota wondered why he asked for the hat, wasn't this monster about to kill him?

"Do you have a fucking hearing problem brat? YES THE HAT!" Muscular said annoyed as he steps closer.

"Wh-why-" Kota is cut off by an aggravated shout.

"GIVE ME THE HAT NOW!" Muscular shouts at the top of his lungs.

Kota throws it to him, pissing his pants at the booming voice of the man in front of him. He starts crying again and breathing heavily.

Muscular catches the hat and smiles. He puts in on his head and smirks.

"One size fits all… I like it!" he shouts with enthusiasm, his bloodlust gone. He retracts his muscles and begins walking away, touching the spikes on his hat.

"WH-what?" Kota questions as he watches him walk away. He didn't know what was going on anymore. He was in deep thought of what just happened until he heard a familiar voice call out to him. He looked behind him and saw a blur of green headed his way.

Muscular walked back with the rest of the Vanguard Action Squad, a genuine smile on his face. Not one filled with bloodlust, sadism, or insanity. He looks over at Dabi, who has an eyebrow raised.

"Alright tell that Black Mist fucker I'm ready to leave." He says, his tone sounding relatively normal compared to usual.

Dabi looks at him confused.

"First off, why the hell do you look happy, second off where did you get that hat, third off we aren't leaving yet. We have a mission to do, or have you forgotten that already with that thick skull of yours?" Dabi says with a matter of fact tone, not showing any emotion.

"I don't give a damn about the mission anymore. Tell him I'm ready to leave Burning Man. As for the rest of that its none of your goddamn business" Muscular says, his smile fading and his face going into a frown.

"Listen to me Meathead, nobody is going anywhere until we are done. Wait like a good little dog until we get this done." Dabi says, meeting Muscular's now glaring eyes.

Muscular's hand clenched into a fist. Not even 10 minutes after he gets a cool hat he already has to deal with this bullshit.

"You don't understand. I said I'm leaving. Contact Misty and tell him to get me the fuck out of this dark ass forest or I will do it myself." Muscular's tone was laced with venom. He already had a short temper and hated dealing with these fuckers but now that burnt piece of shit is getting on his nerves

"Comrade, I think you should calm down and-" "NO!" Muscular shouts, cutting off Compress while still glaring at Dabi.

"Shut up old man, this doesn't involve you. I'm talking to Roasted Nuts over here, so mind your own goddamn business before you get yourself hurt." Muscular's happiness was gone now, replaced by that cold murderous aura.

Compress shuts up, stepping back

Dabi sighs, pinching his nose. This idiot just doesn't listen.

"Since you're too stupid to realize it, we aren't here to collect souvenirs and leave dumbass. Were capturing Katsuki Bakugo and-"

"Does it look like I give a fuck Skin and Bones?" Muscular cuts him off, his fists clenched at his side painfully tight.

Spinner steps back nervously. He already didn't like working with this freak, between him and that creep Moonfish, he didn't know who was worst.

Toga blushes as she feels that aura. Seeing such passion and anger always got her fired up, however even she knew to step out of the way.

Moonfish was off to the side, moaning something about "flesh" and "eat", not even paying attention to what was going on.

Mustard had one hand on his revolver just in case things got out of control. That Muscular guy always had him on edge.

Magne growled and had a hand on their magnet. This was starting to escalate and they didn't want the group being compromised by one idiot who didn't listen.

"Hey guys relax! Kick his ass!" Twice shouts, trying to calm down the tension. He was ignored and pulled back by Toga. Toga actually liked Twice and didn't want to see him get manhandled.

"It doesn't matter what you care about! We were sent here to do a task and I'm not about to let your pissy attitude ruin that you muscle bound fuck! If you want to leave just walk the fuck away! Nobody gives a damn about you or what you want!" Dabi shouts, finally losing his patience in dealing with the guy. His skin was beginning to smoke, a telltale sign he was about to use his quirk.

Muscular kept glaring at Dabi, his eyes full of rage and hate. However he grunts and turns, beginning to walk away. He shoves Spinner and Twice out of his way as he pushes through them and begins to walk into the forest.

The Vangaurd Action Squad are silent as the only sounds around them are those of the forest and the wind. After some more time Dabi relaxes and the smoke goes away.

"Anyways… Back to the plan. Twice you need to-" Dabi is cut off as a battle cry shreds through the air. Everyone turns towards the sound and look up.

They see a fully beefed-up Muscular in the air.

"YOU FLAMING SACK OF SHIT!"

Nobody has time to react as he slams his muscular elbow into the top of Dabi's head. A LOUD crack could be heard, Dabi faceplants after the impact, Dabi's face impacts the earth hard, another crack heard and a slight spray of blood beneath his face.

Moonfish is the first to react. With a shout of "FLESSSSHH" he sents out jagged spears of teeth toward Muscular, wanting to devour the giant.

Muscular was quick enough to grab the spears of teeth and pull Moonfish towards him. All of the teeth snap off under his strength, but Moonfish is sent flying.

Muscular wastes no time and grabs Moonfish's head in between him hands, he squeezes his head tight until it pops in a massive burst of gore and blood. He slams the rest of Moonfish's corpse into the ground, a sick smile on his face, the blood only adding to that smile.

Mustard knew he was right, he pulls out his gun and prepares to shoot until Muscular was in his face in a second. He grabs the wrist with the pistol and squeezes it tight. Mustard cries out in pain as his wrist pops.

Muscular gives a sadistic grin, enjoying Mustard's screams as he breaks his wrist.

Mustard cries and look into Muscular's eyes, tears coming from his. He was hoping that this monster would possibly have some sympathy for him.

He was wrong.

Muscular then grabs him with one hand and launches him off the cliff, into the endless trees below. Mustard's screams grow further away every second.

The sound of something impacting a tree branch was the last they heard from him. They didn't even hear him hit the ground.

"Mustard!" Compress shouts as he looks at the massive abyss where he saw the boy be thrown into.

Muscular stomps on the pistol, breaking it. He begins to turn toward the rest of the Squad until he feels a strong pull on his body. He tries to keep himself in place but he ends up flying anyway, as if an unseen force was yanking him.

"What the-?" He sees he is covered in a blue light and is being pulled towards the fruitcake of the group. Magnet or Magpie? He couldn't remember their name, all he knew was that THEY WERE PISSING HIM OFF!

"YOU'LL DIE FOR THAT YOU BUFFOON!" Magne shouts in pure rage, lining up their Magnet to hit Muscular's head.

Right before they could use the Magnet, Muscular ground himself and catches it. Him and Magne start to have a contest of strength. Magne trying to hit him, while Muscular stopped the Magnet from making contact.

In the middle of this, Compress ran behind Muscular and attempting to shrink him.

"NO YOU DON'T OLD MAN!" Muscular shouts with bloodlust as he redirects the magnet and has Compress shrink that instead of himself.

"Wh-what? How? I could've sworn-" Compress is cut off once he sees the beast coming at him. Muscular grabbed both of Compress' wrists at an angle where he can't touch him.

With more muscle fibers on his arms coming in, he waste no time and YANKS both of Compress Arms off at the same time.

Compress screams out in horror as he drops to the floor spasming. Blood poured from both of his arms at a very fast pace. His elegant villain outfit becoming stained with crimson.

Twice and Toga screamed out in horror looking at Compress. He was actually somewhat enjoyable to be around! They didn't want him to die!

They quickly snap into action. Toga began collecting the blood and attempting to stop the bleeding while Twice did his best to assist her.

"Twice try to make something to help me out here!" Toga shouts frantically. Compress screams still ripped through the air.

Muscular uses his advanced speed and launches himself at Magne. In no time, he punches a massive hole straight through their chest.

Magne coughs out blood and chokes on it as she looks fearfully into Muscular's eyes. Muscular throws Magne off as they grip the giant hole in their chest. Magne slowly dies, they cant even scream as the blood is in their throat.

Muscular pants and looks at his hands. Oh yeah! Killing people always got him in a certain mood. The bloodlust has him all fired up. His eye twitches and his face is one of pure madness, the blood amplifying the look.

Muscular turns to the remainder of the Vangaurd Action squad. He sees Twice and Toga trying to help the armless and still screaming Compress, and sees Spinner looking scared for his life, standing in front of the duo with his sword drawn, shaking slightly.

"MY ARMS! MY ARMS!"

'L-leave us be Muscular! We-we don't want to fight ok! Please let us heal Compress and you can leave!" Spinner practically begs as the giant mish-mash of swords shakes. Spinner was scared. He just saw this monster kill 2 people, rip someone's arms off with seemingly no effort, and launch a kid off a cliff. He did all of that while smiling, even when gore and other things got on him.

He looked at Magne, not moving, dead. He looked at Dabi, blood still pooled under him, they didn't know if he was alive or not. He looked over at Moonfish body, nothing but more blood.

The air smelled of copper and sweat as Muscular…actually smiles again.

"Listen up lizard and co, call mistman, have him warp me away, and you all live. Deal?" he says looking at everyone.

Twice and Toga glared at him, they wanted to kill him but they knew they couldn't do anything. He was too strong, literally. Compress passed out from the pain at this point, and Spinner nodded.

"Kurogiri come in!" Spinner tried to keep the shake out of his voice.

"I'm here."

"Warp us back to the bar now!" Spinner shouts, losing his cool once he sees Muscular picking at blood on his face and the now passed out Compress. Passing out was not good.

"Do you have the target?"

"Kurogiri now! We've got wounded!"

Kurogiri says nothing and a warp gate appears right next to Spinner

He gets everyone warped back to the bar.

Now when Shigaraki heard the sound of the warpgate, he expected to see his squad with that brat Bakugo. However instead he is greeted by… A very bloody Muscular, who was covered in guts and brain matter and goes knows what else, who has a smile on and some stupid hat…. What the fuck?

He sees a terrified Spinner who also has blood on his face He then sees Toga and Twice covered in blood as they cradle an armless Compress. Wait… ARMLESS?!

Dabi, Mustard, Moonfish, and Magne weren't with them either. No Bakugo either.

What happened at that camp?!

Shigaraki looks at his team with a wide eyes from his hands. What the fuck happened to his team?!

April Fools everyone! I hope you all enjoyed this short story. I decided to do the simple route of if Kota gave up his hat instead of something outlandish like Mineta with One For All or Aoyama winning the Sports Festival or something like that. Its simple and stupid for April Fools.