Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY.Based on a Percy Jackson fancomic.
"Don't have sex! Cuz you'll get her pregnant and die! " said Qrow, leaning on the table.
"What?" squirmed Jaune, trying not to panic. While Blake next to him faceplamed.
"Don't pay attention Jaune. He's just quoting a movie." explained the faunus. It seems like she'll have to do all the work.
"Are sure?"
"Absolutely." said Blake trying to use her calmes, most mature voice. "Sex is a wonderful and natural thing. Sure there are risks, but if you're both careful and take care of eachother... " but before she could finish Yang appeared with a bucket in her hand.
"Condom rain!" she exclaimed while dumping the content of the bucket on Jaune. "Don't be a fool, cover your tool! Stay safe!" Qrow started laughing while Blake faceplamed again. She loved Yangs humor, but it wasn't the time.
"Yang, I'm trying to have a real sex education over here."
"Me too. It's important to use protection! No gloves no love!"
"Please stop." mumbled Jaune. Suddenly the door opened and Winter Schnee entered. The sight of Jaune with condom all over him warranted a raised eyebrow.
"What is this commotion about? I could hear you from the end of the hallway." Nobody knew what to say. The last thing they wanted to do was facing Winter's Ice Queen fury. In the end Jaune broke the silence.
"Blake, Yang, Qrow and I...uhm... Decided to get together... and talk... Yeah... talk... " Jaune stuttered." They definitely not trying to teach me how to have safe sexual intercourse with your sister. Everyone froze.
"You have 5 second." said Winter. Her voice was low, but felt infintely more threatening than any kind of yelling. She didn't have to say it twice. The group left the in a flash.
"Jaune if we survive I'll have to teach you about lying!" Yang commentd.
"I always knew my death would be by the hand of a Schnee." Blake muttered. " I just didn't know it would be like this."
"Look at the bright side Ice Queen! At least it will be safe!" yelled Qrow.
"YOU'RE DEAD!!!"