"Oh no, Draco," Hermione sighed. "I had hoped you'd outgrown your propensity for putting slime on your hair after second year…"
"…Slime?! I'll have you know, Granger, that this is top-of-the-line product – far superior to Sleakeazy's – "
"Yes, yes – call it what you like. I know better – anything that shade and texture can only belong at the bottom of the Black Lake."