(intro)
*scenes shows an evil laboratory with a poster saying "free evil stuff"*
Edd:Look at the cool stuff here guys.
Tord:Yeah there are lots of guns here, wow a portal gun *grabs portal gun and makes 2 portals up and down*
Edd: nice try Tord but only an idiot would go in there.
Matt: hey there is a guy in this hole *jumps and gets stuck in an infinite loop of falling down* GUUUUUUUYS
Tom: Lame, hey a helmet to connect you to the internet, I wonder what people post in there *puts helmet, scene shows a sequence of TomTord images, Tom is visibly scared*
Tom:*takes his helmet off,he has a traumatized face*
Tord:So, what was in ther-
Tom:Go away!
Edd:*sees evil director* hey I know you.
Evil director:Me too, you were one of those guys that I cloned, Udd
Edd: It's Edd, however, why are you giving your evil stuff?
Evil director: your clones paid me in empty cola cans,alcohol,pictures of Matt and hentai.
*scene shows a room filled with these objects*
Edd:*looks to a robot* hey, what is that?
Evil director:That it's bud-bot it's a servant robot.
Edd:Wow let's see what it does! *presses on button*
Bud-bot: initializing...waiting command.
Edd:hmm, give me a can of cola
Bud-bot:here you go *gives cola to Edd*
Edd:Awesome.
Matt:HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS IIIIIIIIIII'M TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Evil director:don't you should also help your friend?
Edd:oh yeah, do that also *drinks cola*
bud-bot:Ok
*bud-bot grabs Matt and stops the loop*
Matt:Hehehe it's funny how you guys spin tha-that way hehe *faints*
Tom:Awesome
Edd:Ok we take the robot.
Evil director:Fine but be aware, this robot can have horrible fails that can give pass to an horrible apocalyps- oh they're gone.
*scene shows Edd,Matt,Tom and Tord walking to the house with the robot*
Eduardo:cool toy you have there losers.
Edd:*gasp* O
*the neighbors are there, also torm*
Eduardo:well,well,well nice piece of scrap metal.
Matt:Oh thanks
Edd:It wasn't a compliment Matt
Matt:oh
Torm:Hi guys, i'm torm, the new in this group well, who we insult?
Eduardo:Shut up!
Jon:hey you are bullied one now.
Eduardo:No i'm gonna bully you too.
Torm and Jon:oh
Edd:come on guys let's go inside.
*they enter*
Eduardo:wait a second, they left?!
Torm and Jon:yeah
Eduardo: S
*scene shows the group in the house looking at the robot*
Tom:so what this thing do?
Edd:I dunno
Matt:let's see if it can say my name. Machine,say Matt
Bud-bot:Brat
Matt:No, it's Matt!
Bud-bot:Brat
Matt:*ANGER NOISES*
Tord:shoot a laser!
Bud-bot:*shots laser*
*meanwhile outside*
Lady:Oh no that thief stole my bag!
Thief:*running* hehehe *laser hits thief* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whaaaaaaaaat a faaaaaaaair destinyyyyyyyyy!
Lady:yay my bag! oh it's melted.
Tord:nice
Tom:hey stupid machine, divide by 0
Bud-bot:dividing by 0...*prints paper*
Tom:*reads paper* i've been blind my whole life.
*the 4 look at the machine smiling*
Edd:Someone has to have enough responsibility to take this machine.
Tord:yeah someone very responsable.
Tom:It's pretty obvious.
Matt:...I WANT THAT ROBOT! Edd:ME TOO I NEED IT!
Tom:I'M GOING TO HAVE IT, I'M THE RESPONSABLE ONE
Edd:THAT ISN'T TRUE,WHEN WE WENT TO DINNER YOU MADE A PARTY WITH MONKEYS!
Tom:*sniff* Susan left with one of the monkeys...
Edd:...
Tord:I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
*the group fight each other with metal in the background*
Edd:Wait a second *metal stops* we don't need to fight like animals.
Tord:yeah...WE CAN SHOOT LIKE HUMANS!
*Matt,Tom and Tord shoot each other with more metal in the background*
Edd:Not that either *Metal stops again* Bud-bot create a fair schedule to all of us.
Bud-bot:*prints paper*
all of them:yeah,it's fine
Narrator:and now the moments of bud-bot with the group
*Tord's day*
*scene shows tord reading hentai in his bed*
Tord:Hey put some music
Bud-bot:ok,what music?
Tord:any music
Bud-bot:ok *plays sunshine lollipops and rainbows*
Tord:Why did you put that!?
Bud-bot:I chose a random song from my internal disk.
Tord:STOP IT,STOP IT!
Bud-bot:I can't do that you'll have to wait until the song ends
Tord:NOOOOOOOOO!
*Tom's day*
*Scene shows Tom in the hall with a camera*
Tom:*turns on the camera* hello Internet! Welcome to your favorite channel: Tom-lover-of-smirnof-holy-monkey-doing-the-honkey-donkey-I' we are going to prank Matt, using bud-bot.
Bud-bot: hello everyone, in today's prank I'm going to increase levels of polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons in Matt's face.
Tom: That sounds…hilarious?
*Bud bot goes to matt's position*
Matt: Oh hello bud-bot-AHHHHHHHGHHH!
*bud-bot is shooting lasers to Matt's face the wall it's covering matt so it can't be seen*
Tom: LOLLLLLL. That was the best prank ever! Don't forget to subscribe and hit the like button.
*Matt's day*
*matt is in his room with his face covered in bandages, looking himself in the mirror*
Matt: My beautiful face….
Bud-bot: The true beauty it's inside you. Show everyone your incredible personality.
Matt: how?
Bud-bot: Be brave, show them that you don't have any fear.
Matt: Yeah, I don't have any fear.
Bud-bot: That's right now jump through the window to show that you don't have fear of high places.
Matt: YEAH!
*matt jumps through the window, scene show him in the floor. Suddenly to girls walk near to him*
Matt: hello, how you see I'm a completely fearless man *faints*
Girls:*scream and run away*
*Edd's day*
*Edd is drawing in his room*
Edd: hey bud-bot, what do you think?
Bud-bot: The girl needs more bobbies
Edd: really? Well ok. *Draws the same character with more boobs*
Edd: enough?
Bud-bot: needs more bobbies.
Edd: More? Ok, ok. *Draws even bigger boobs*
Edd: enough?
Bud-bot: S
Edd: This is beginning to be anatomically incorrect *draws even bigger bobbies*
Bud-bot: M O R E
*15 minute later*
Edd: agh, I can't do them more big! I don't have enough space in the paper
*the paper it's just two circles*
Bud-bot: you're a bad artist *leaves*
Tord: *comes in, and looks at the drawing* It needs more boobs.
*2 days later*
Edd, Matt and Tord: This robot it's terrible!
Tom: This robot it's awesome! *everyone looks at Tom* I mean, it's terrible.
*someone knocks the door*
Evil director:*opens the door* Guys I have to tell you something very important!
Edd: the robot is evil?
Evil director: No it's-oh wait… yeah the robot is evil. I tried to warn you, but you have a very short attention span.
Edd: *looking at ringo* oh look how cute it is! Oh sorry, what you were saying?
Evil director: *face palm* the robot turns more and MORE evil as the time passes.
Tom: Why did you put that function in a servant robot?!
Evil director: I was bored-
Bud-bot: Hello father, welcome to the house, please take this not-poisoned pie *gives him a pie with a note saying not-poisoned*
Evil director: Stupid robot I will never eat a poisoned pie! But this is not-poisoned so I will eat it *eats pie and dies*
Tom: And this guy it's supposed to be intelligent?
Bud-bot: You don't understand simple humans, soon I will be so human like you but I just need *pulls out a chain saw* some parts.
*epic music*
Edd: Okay guys time to destroy this robot. *punches bud-bot and breaks his hand* OH GOD, WHY DID I FORGET THAT ROBOTS ARE MADE WITH METAL?
Tord: don't worry I got my gun *tries to shoot but there's no bullets* what?! *sees the sticker on the gun it says "Dear Tord I sold your bullets to buy cola –Edd"* EDD!
Edd: he he sorry.
Tom: don't worry I got the solution *kneels and cries* please kill them instead of me!
Bud-bot: *punches Tom* pathetic, this is what humans call "friendship"? even your friend Matt left.
Edd: that's right matt it's gone!
Tom: That lucky one! I mean…coward
Bud-bot:*points a laser gun to them* Goodbye
Edd: Well, any last words?
Tord: yeah…Tom
Tom: yeah?
Tord: You're ugly
Tom: Shut up commie!
Edd: Well I guess this is the end of all, I love you guys.
*Bud-bot stops*
Edd: What?
*Bud-bot suffers a short-circuit and shoots the laser outside*
*Meanwhile outside*
Torm: Are you going to wait until they come out?
Eduardo: I wish that a laser hit you.
*the laser hits Eduardo*
Jon: Oh dear! We need to take him to the hospital!
*Mark and Jon carry with Eduardo and go to the hospital, Torm stays there*
Torm: Well I guess I'll just leave *goes away*
*meanwhile inside*
Edd: Matt you saved us!
Tom: of course he did, I didn't doubted in any moment
Edd: What kind of technology you used to destroy him?
Matt: I just threw him some water, it's a robot after all.
Edd: Oh, that's a little disappointing.
Matt: *kicks Bud-bot* that will teach you to not touch my beautiful face.
Tord: Don't worry I'm sure that we won't have problems with any robot anymore.
*Everyone laughs*
Assistant: Erm…hello I'm looking for the Evil director-oh, oh gosh. Well I guess I will just
carry him to the lab *carries the evil director into the car*
Edd: Well, I love happy endings.
Matt: except for Tom.
*Tom it's alone outside looking at the void*
Edd: what happens?
Tom: I still can't get over with the fact that Susan left me for a monkey.
Matt: wait, what is that over there?
*Susan is thrown to Tom by a monkey*
Tom: Susan! Oh my god you're back! *hugs Susan while romantic music sounds*
Edd: *Sees Tom hugging Susan without music* I think we must get him a real girlfriend.
(credits)
*post credits scene*
Assistant: Wake up! *injects a syringe into the arm of the evil director*
Evil director: *Gasps* What happened!?
Assistant: you died, goodness that I had a resurrecting syringe of spare in my pocket.
Evil director: yeah goodness…
Assistant: now the important thing. I need to tell you about one of the rejects.
Evil director: What reject?
Assistant: A Tord, he has shown some evil attitudes, and he has escaped.
Evil director: Do you think he will be dangerous?
Assistant: Only Time can say that.
THE END