batmans funeral
batman was at his house he was lookin at his toys he saw he had a bumble bee soft toy he liked "were is his frend the butter fly" but he could not see him anywere "OMG I WIS I DIDENT GET RID OF HIM" then he rememberd it
flash back
"batman r u sure u dont want the butter fly" his mom martha said to a teenege batman who had many pimpils "no these toys r for fuckin kids!" he said "ok sun i will give them 2 the orphinige he wjll be so happy" "ok whatevr now go fuck a shit!" batman said
"look at killer moth his so happy with ur butter fly" his mom maryha said smiling pointin out th window and killr moth was on the orphenege play ground playin with the butter fly toy "lmao and i have actully cool toys" said batman he he put his bat mask on "like this"
then the flash back ended and he was on a ship wearing the batman mask in the same way and geting punchd by evil ppl then some watr splash on him
"SMALL WORLD BATMAN" shoutd killer moth flyin 2words him "2 small for 2 of us" say batman then he pickd up the butter fly soft toy of batman "this is the 17th time ive had 2 reclame my toys off u" "THAT BELONGS IN MY TOY BOX" shoutd batman "SO DO U" shoutd killer moth "THEROW HIM OVR THE SIDE" he shoutd 2 his goons and thy were pulleng batman out the ship THEN BATMAN KICKD THE GOON and THROWD THM OF SHIP! "well done" said killer moth "BUT MY BUTTER FLY IS STILL MINE!" AND HE STARTD THROWENG BOMB AND FIRIN MACHINE GUN AT BATMAN EVERWERE "HAHAHAHA AT LAST" said killr moth "I CAN FINELLY GET REVENGE AFTR PANGWIN FAILED!" "NO" said batman and he throwd bat boomerang at killer moths big crate AND CLIMBD UP THEN PUNCHD KILLER MOTH he then STABBD KILLR MOTH AND THROWD HIM OF SHIP "HAHA ITS NOT OVR YET" said killr moth as he was failling 2 his deth THEN HE STARTE FLYIN then a shark EATED HIM "dont wory budy WERE GETING OUT HERE" said batman and he grabbd the butter fly toy then the ship EXPLODID
batman survive but then the same shark from b4 eated his butter fly toy "NO" shoutd batman and he let the shark eat him
a re match
the shark eat batman and he was now his belly "BATMAN" said killr moth cluching 2 his butter fly toy "WE MEET AGAN" "U R THE 1 PERSEN I COLD NEVER FORGIV!" shoutd batman and he PUNCH KILLR MOTH "U R NOW STUCK WITH ME N I WILL KILL U" said killr moth "NO" said batman n he rippd a bitt of the sharks teeth of and put it on his bat boomereng "THINK FAST" shoutd batman and he THROWED IT AT HIM "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" said killr moth and the upgreded bat boomerang cut killr moths hed of "phew now were reddy" said batman and he let the shark eat him then the shark pooped him out a few hour later "phew now were safe" said batman and he swimmed away with his butter fly to y
batmans home
he was back at home and he was holdin the butter fly toy "omg mr butter fly have so much watr damege" said batman "ill just buy a new 1 from ebay" and he throwed it in bin then he got a notifecation on his phone "BATMAN HAS DIED THIS IS DISASTER" said the news articil and he red it "a guy who was swimming by the pool told us that batman was eateng by a shark! we cant find hus body becuse it was eeten" "BUT IM NOT DED" said batman "wait" thought him thn he had a grate idea "im going 2 sneek in2 the funerel AND PRANK THM WEN IM STILL A LIVE" "THIS WILL BE THE GRATEST APRIL FOOLS JOKE EVER!" so he went 2 th graveyerd finded his own grave and digged himself in it
funeral
"we r here 2 rember batman" said the prist "he has keeped our city safe and was kill the bad guys" batman giggild ûnder the coffen "heahahahaha they will be so suprised n happy wen i shock thm" "now 4 a speech from robin" said prist "helo every1 batman was my room mate and i miss him" "and now batman is hapey in sovengard" said priest then the funerel was ovr an every1 got up n nite crawler who was robins husbend was crying so hard he was screeming
batman was FURUOUS "THAT FUNEREL WAS SO BAD" "THEY DIDENT EVEN CRY AND I DONT IN SOVENGAR" "I DO SO MUCH 4 THOSE FUCKERS N THEY DONT EVN CARE ABOUT MY DETH!" HE CRYED SO LOUDLY THN SMASHD THE COFFEN OPEN DO EESILY BECUSE OF THE RAGE HE WAS FEELIN "I HAVE A EVEN BETTER APRIL FOOLS JOKE 4 THEM!"
batman goes 2 church
batman was disgised as wayne his rich alter ego "helo i would like 2 heer the word of talos" "ok i will bring u 2 our priest" said the lady at fromt and thy went 2 the back room
"y hello my frend" said the prest "if u want 2 know more about talos u have came 2 th right persen" "ok" said batman and he sitted down "TALOS THE MIGHTY TALOS THE RED HER-" THEN HE PUTTED THE MASK BACK ON "APRIL FOOLS BICH!" "omg u got me" sad priedt then batman SMASHD THE PRISTS HED INTO WALL "MY SUN STOP STOP" said priest "NO" said batman thn he PUT ROPE AROUND PRIESTS NECK! "STOP PLS PLS" screemed priest then batman connectid rope 2 the fan in room and the prist flyed up 2 roof snd his hed was chop of and batman walkd out the room "so how fid it go" said the lady "u can ask him IN HELL" shoutd batman AND HE KILLD HER
batman kills bat girl
bat girl was cryin 2 hersilf "its so hard withote batman i miss him so very much" she cryed and look at miror then she saw batman beihnd him an look behind "omg ur alive" she said and hug him crying teers of joy "O SO NOW U CRY?" "Y DIDENT U CRY MORE AT MY FUNERAL" screemed batman "what" THEN BATMAN STARTD STRANGLENG HER "I WILLL NOT CRY AT UR FUNEREL U HERT LESS BITCH" shoutd batman she was so very shockd and died
batman kills robin n nite wing
batman went 2 his house and saw robin was un packin his shit 2 make room 4 his husbend nite crawlers stuff "wtf but THATS MY STUFF" said batman n he smashd the window opn n got in threw his room "AAAAAAAAA" screemed ronin "A GOST" "no im mot a godt" said batman "I CAN SEE HIM 2" said nite crawler "so what do u want from me gost how can i make u stop" said robibb "I WANT ANSERS" said batman "well" said robin "u see i dident mentien tat sinse u know" "ur my best man ever dude i dont think they needed me 2 say ovr and ovr that ur my best man" said robin "i just wantd 2 pay my respects in a spesial way" "make sure i dont say the same shit" "cuz u know ily and shit anddd" "o that makes sense" said batmn "yea" said robin "thank u robin thank u so much" sad batman AND HE STAB RONIN IN NECK WITH BAT BOOMERENG "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" cryed ronib in pain THEN BATMAN STAB RONEN IN EYE! "AAAAHHHH" said robin again "BATMAN" said nite crawler then batman tyurn tobin around and slAM HIS HED INTO WALL OVER N OVER! "BATMAN" said nite crawler "BATMAN NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" said he then batman SLAM ROBIN HED MORE then left him on flore "O Y DID U DO THAT BATMAN" "Y" and batman was next 2 robins body
batman smile "do u ever wach the news" he said "im gona be on it tonite" "what the fuck batman" said nite crawler "its ok im not gona hurt u" he said "dont look at body just go door" then he JUMP SCARE NITE CRAWLER WHO SCREEMED! "hey batman" said nite wing and the door was lock "omg srry lol" said batman and he cutted the lock of with his bat boomereng and let him out and gived him kiss "u were the only 1 who cryed at my funerel" "grt out of here" he said n he startd runiing
batman was on the news doing intervew "so batman u were awsome and cool enough 2 survive the shark eeting u"askd news man "ya" said batman n every1 was so happy batman was safe "well ur a cool dude so here ur very own BUTTER FLY TOY" "BUTT I ALREDDY HAVE 1" said batman and he was angry "o well they can be twins" said news guy "o ya!" said batman n they kiss
they all throwed a party 4 batman n nite crawler mooved in with batman
the end