"Welcome to the Tekken Fashion Show!Tonight, our three juries will be judging our contestants' fighting costumes in the terms of fashion, suitability in fights and aesthetics.Our juries aaaare:
Heihachi Mishimaaaa"*applause and screams*
Heihachi Mishima is not interested at all.*
"Kazuya Mishimaaaa"
*Applauses and screams are louder*
Kazuya glances other juries sassily.*
"Aaaand, Jiiin Kazamaaaaa"
*Applauses and screams are even louder, crowd is wild*
Jin Kazama doesn't react. Crossed arms and looking straightly ahead.*
Tonight's contestants are: Ling Xiaoyu, Lili de Rochefort, Steve Fox, Sergei Dragunov, Nina Williams, Zafina, Hwoarang, Anna Williams, Miguel Caballero Rojo, and Lee Chaolan.
A round of applause for our first constestant: Ling Xiaouyu!
She is an 18-year-old cutie from China.
Her fighting style: Baguazhang and Piguaquan based Chinese martial arts
Her outfit: It is an orange sleeveless qípáo with white feathers around the shoulder holes and a Chinese symbol on her chest and white shorts with black lining. She wears orange ballet slippers with straps around her shins, and matching orange hairbands and thick glowing bracelets.
Let's hear what our juries say about her!
H= Yeah, yeah not bad. *gives 7 points*
*Xiao smiles and makes peace sign*
K= Everything about this annoys me. *gives 0 point*
*she frowns*
Umm, sir the lowest you can give is 1 point.
gives 1 point*
J=It's a part of her culture and suitable for fight. Too much orange color though. *gives 9 points*
*Xiao: heart eyes*
Ling Xiaoyu, got her 17 points. *cheerings*
*She blows kisses and leaves the stage*
Our next contestant: Lili de Rochefort
A 16-year-old from Monaco. A princess you might say!
Fighting Style: Gymnastics and Street Fighting
Her outfit: Lili's outfit is comprised of a frilly white Victorian-style minidress with matching spanky-pants, white boots with red socks, red-and-white fingerless gloves, and a red-and-black gingham ascot tie. It features a heavy "Lolita" theme.
Let's hear our juries!
H= She looks like a house maid. *gives 6 points*
*Lili crosses arms, raises one brow*
K= It's good. *gives 7 points*
*She flips her hair*
J=I don't think this outfit is comfortable while fighting. *gives 4 points*
*she crosses arms and looks angrily at him*
Emilie de Rochefort, you got 17 points, just like our previous contestant.
*She leaves the stage angrily*
Get ready for the next contestant: Steve Fox
He is a 21-year-old. All the way from UK. Unlike UK, he's hot as hell!
Fighting style: Boxing, actually he's a champion!
His outfit: consists of boxing trunks colored in the colors of the British flag, he now wears British colored boxing boots and yellow boxing gloves with red spiked wristbands.
Juries!
H= He's a boxer and these are boxing clothes. *gives 10 points*
Wow! This is tonight's first ten point and it goes to Steve Fox, ladies and gentlemen!
*crowd cheers and applauses*
*Steve smiles wryly, points finger guns to camera*
K= This is basic. And he's half dressed. So... *gives 5 points*
*he shrugs*
J= It's suitable to his profession, that's for sure. But always the same colors bore me. *gives 6 points*
*he yawns*
Mr. Fox, with his 21 points, takes the 1st place!
*He leaves stage after touches fans' hands*
Welcome, our, next, contestant: Sergei Dragunov
A 26-year-old from Russia! Look how sharp he is.
Fighting Style: Commando Sambo
His outfit: He now wears a navy blue military trenchcoat with an extended collar and brown eagle designs in the center and on both sleeves of the coat. Underneath is a light blue long sleeve button shirt with a black necktie on the collar, dark brown military pants with white studs in each side and a black belt around his waist and brown leather shoes. Dragunov is now seen wearing a dark green beret and matching dark brown gloves.
Let's hear our juries!
H= He is a soldier and this a soldier costume. *gives 10 points*
*he stands still with crossed arms*
K=He annoys me. *gives 1 point*
*he stands still with crossed arms*
J=He annoys me too, but the outfit is nice. *gives 6 points.*
*he stands still with crossed arms*
He's the 3rd contestant with 17 points.
*he just leaves*
Give it up for our next contestant: Nina Williams
A 24-year-old from Ireland. Is it just me or the room is getting hotter?
Fighting style: Assassination Arts based on Aikido and Koppojutso
Her outfit: It is a purple army suit with a splotchy camouflage design around her body. Her torso area is separate from her top, revealing her bare skin, while wires supports the clothing on her crotch. She wears long purple gloves with black hands containing two buckles on each which cover most of her arms and matching boots. She has a knife holster on her right thigh.
Let's hear our juries!
H=It's suitable for fight and look good. *gives 9 points*
*she is surprised with minimum facial expression*
K=Yeah, yeah, it's good. *gives 7 points*
*she doesn't even look at him*
J=It's very suitable for fight and very practical. *with a lower voice* And it looks good on her. *gives 10 points*
*she looks away, blushed, with minimum expression obviously*
Woa-huh! We got someone new on the 1st place with 26 points! Nina Williams ladies and gentlemen!
*she leaves after doing a somersault*
This time for the next contestant: Zafina
23-year-old fighter is from Egypt. That's why it's getting hotter.
Fighting style: Ancient Assassination arts
Her outfit: Consists of a gold bra, a lavender folding on the bottom with silver designs, and a red scarf with yellow patterns covering her neck. Her gloves are fingerless and light yellow with brown strings hanging down and a lavender outlining the parts reaching her middle fingers. A chain with jewels surrounds her stomach above a turquoise belt around her torso with large silver designs and a small yellow outline around it. She wears a red skirt under with several yellow patterns and wears a white salawar capris underneath her skirt, black designs on her gloves, two gold bracelets on both of her wrists, her top has a purple jewel beneath it and black shoes with spider-shaped designs on them. She also using gold underwear. She also has blue and orange earrings and she has dark blue finger and toenails. She also wields dual daggers.
Let's hear what our juries have to say all about this!
H=It's a little too complicated, but nice. *gives 7 points*
* places a hand on her waist, smiles*
K=Gives me headache. *gives 5 points*
*smiles wryly, shrugs*
J=It's full with culture and it's charming. But I doubt these will be practical in fights. There's too much layers and accessories. Even though they look good, they will slow her down in a fight, probably. *gives 8 points*
*she sends flirtious glance*
Wow, ladies and gentlemen this was the longest sentence that our juries have said tonight.
Anyway, Zafina got 20 points at total, a round of applause!
*she leaves with dance-like moves*
Our next contestant is: Hwoarang
21-year old from South Korea.
Fighting style: Taekwondo, obviously.
His outfit: Wearing a white, long sleeved Taekwondo dobok with a black stripe along the seams, eagle design on the back, the South Korean flag on his chest with matching pants and bandana, and a black belt. He also sports fingerless blue gloves and his blue gloves now have a taegeuk on them and blue footpads that expose his heels and toes. Hwoarang has orange dyed shoulder length hair parted down the middle.
Our juries, it's your turn!
H=He's a taekwondo fighter and this is taekwondo costume. *gives 10 points*
*Fans cheer and scream*
*he waves at fans*
Mr. Mishima is very clear about giving points as always.
K= It's alright. *gives 8 points*
*he crosses arms, carelessly*
J= Yeah, it's alright. *gives 7 points
*he shrugs and leaves right after*
Hwoarang has his 25 points, just behind Nina!
Now for the next contestant: Anna Williams
She is a 22-year-old hot Irish fighter. It runs in blood let me tell y'all.
Fighting style: Aikido based techniques and Koppojutsu based Assassination Arts
Her outfit: The red outfit seems influenced by the Chinese cheongsam with some western modifications. It features a traditional mandarin neckline and covers Anna's back entirely, but is completely sleeveless, has a cleavage opening, and has a parallel leg slit down only one side of the dress. The fabric of the dress seems to be satin brocade featuring Chinese symbols overlaid with floral designs. The length is shortened slightly to end above the ankles and the "stylized" bird design is embroidered more prominently towards the "center" of the lower half of the dress. Anna's shoes feature ankle straps, the bow tails at the back of the dress are longer, her tights remain brown but now with a floral pattern and her opera gloves are replaced with floral lace ones that go between her middle finger. They match the "color" of her tights respectively.
*Anna blows kisses to the audience*
Let's hear the juries!
H= It's... Interesting. I guess. *gives 5 points*
*she places hands on hips*
K= She's hot. *gives 100 points*
Umm, sir. The most you can give is 10 points.
*rolls his eyes* *gives 10 points*
*She bites her bottom lip and winks at him*
J= This costume is not her culture. I don't think it belongs to any culture in this shape though. And this is probably the most unpractical outfit of today. *gives 1 point*
*she mocks him*
Uh-oh! The fashion senses of the contestant or any juries' didn't match at all. Anna Williams got her 16 points.
*Fans boo at juries*
*She bends down and blows kisses to audience*
Let's see who is next: Miguel Caballero Rojo
26-year-old all the way from Spain.
Fighting style: Untrained Brawling
His outfit: It resembles a Matador costume. It consists of a white dress shirt heavily embroidered in gold, with its sleeves folded up to his elbows, black skintight pants with an embroidered gold pattern down its sides, and a wide red belt with the same embroidered pattern on its side. Finally, he wears a pair of black knee-high boots with black laces and golden patterns on its sides. His dress shirt is only half-buttoned, thus revealing a red scarf behind his neck, a silver choker, and his chest.
We're waiting for comments from our juries!
H=Well. *gives 7 points*
*he stands with crossed arms*
K=I've never give 4 points tonight, so... *gives 4 points*
*he stands with crossed arms*
J=It's modern, cultural and good-looking at the same time. Too many things but okay. *gives 8 points*
*he stands with crossed arms*
He got 19 points! Give it up for him!
*He leaves*
For our last contestant, a big round of applause: Lee Chaolan
42-year-old Japanese daddy.
*he comes into stage by waving and sending kisses to audience and winking at them*
Fighting style:Martial arts
His outfit: Lee wears a half-dark blue and half-periwinkle long winter formal coat with white flower designs and the white unicorn at the back of his coat and has an indigo blue collar. The interior of his long coat is yellow. Underneath is a white long sleeve formal suit jacket with a matching button shirt underneath and a purple tie at the center, white formal pants with a matching elegant belt on his waist and black shoes with gold designs at the edge. Lee maintains his black gloves.
For the last time for tonight, juries!
H=Now, that's something! *gives 10 points*
*He winks at cheering audience*
K=He's sharp, not gonna lie. *gives 9 points*
*points at camera, air kisses*J=It's very good looking, cool and elegant, indeed. I only don't think this is a fighting costume. *gives 8 points*
*he greets the audience with OK gesture and winks at them*
Oh my, oh my! He came last but he leaves as the winner! Give a loud scream to the winner with the 27 points, Lee Chaolan!!!
*crowd goes wild*
*Lee bows down to the audience, throws kisses at them*
SO, LET'S HEAR THE WINNER'S PRIZE:A MONTH LONG HOLIDAY IN BAHAMAS,WITH OUR THREE JURIES!!!
*Stage turned dark and Lee froze in shock*
*He looked at the three men he hates the most*
*He mumbles "No, no, no"*
*He screams "NOOOO"*"Areyou okay babe?" a sleepily woman voice filled his ears.
He turned to see the beauty whom he doesn't even know the name of.
"Ugh, I've had a horrible nightmare. It's alright." He run his fingers through his silver hair.
"Oh, babe... How was it? Bad guys tried to kill me or kidnap me? Is it why you scared so much?"
"Uhh, yes. Yes the bad guys tried to kidnap you. I was going to save you but they shot me, yeah, that's what happened."
"Aaaawww, come here silly. I am here safe and sound beside you, right?" She hugged his neck and started to kiss his neck.
He grabbed her waist and proceeded to do the same thing they did last night.