"This is 1 of the worst things we've ever done in these stupid stories." Kazooie groaned for she was already getting sick of having to watch a variety of Smash battles that were getting too lewd to screen. "Why did we decide to follow her?"

"Because we are pair buddies and we unfortunately have to follow the code no matter how insulting." Banjo spoke while placing his bear paws over the Ice Climbers' faces while the Duck Hunt Duo were too busy laughing at this unfortunate event for the other Smashers were speechless.

"This is so naughty!" Popo and Nana chimed for both of the Ice Climber pair were bouncing about with glee that they peed themselves in excitement; their peeing of course didn't get to them for their pee froze up instantly.

The Duck Hunt dog just laughed with the bird joining in, the others wondering why they even bothered to be part of this.