Kim Possible: The Sitch Of College: Ron's Badical Birthday Surprise

Chapter 1: A Badical Start To A Badical Birthday.

AN: I've decided to make a short little story about Ron celebrating his birthday. And with his wife and all his other friends old and new, it'll be a happy one. This takes place before my Bad Girl story and during my Shorts story. I'd also like to thank Sabre for his edits.


It was 7:00 AM on Saturday September 12. More importantly it was Ron's 18th birthday.

Kim and Ron were sleeping soundly in their apartment. Suddenly, Kim's eyes fluttered open. She sat up and yawned. She looked to her right and saw Ron sleeping peacefully while lying on his back.

Kim smiled and thought, "Look at him, he looks so peaceful. I really don't want to disturb him, but I'd say now's the time to give him my first birthday surprise to him."

With that, Kim lowered herself over Ron and gave him her first birthday present to him: a kiss.

After planting her lips on Ron's, his eyes flew open and he wrapped his arms around Kim and returned the kiss with all the passion he could muster.

"Booyah," Ron said with a big smile as soon as they separated.

"Happy Birthday, Ronnie," Kim said with a flirty tone. "Did my badical husband enjoy his first birthday present?"

"It was the best first birthday present ever," Ron responded happily. "I don't suppose, I could have more presents?"

Kim smirked, "Come here."

With that, Kim and Ron leaned in and smashed their mouths together. They wrapped their arms around each other as they made out.

Rufus, who was sleeping beside the bed, had woken up and saw Kim and Ron kissing.

He slapped his head and said, "Oh, brother."

But upon realizing that it was his owner's birthday, he smiled and decided to leave the married couple alone by running into the kitchen.


Twenty minutes later; after a session of hugs, kisses, and cuddles; Kim and Ron got out of bed and went into the kitchen.

"So would you like me to get started on breakfast, my most badical bride?" Ron asked.

"Actually, I was thinking I could make breakfast for you, my most badical groom," Kim responded in a sultry tone. "It is your birthday after all, and I want you to have the best one ever. And don't worry, I've gotten way better at cooking, thanks to you."

Ron smiled, "Well, then by all means have at it, KP. I'm gonna go take a shower."

"You do that," Kim said. "And breakfast will be ready by the time you get done."

Ron started heading for the bathroom.

"I'll be right back, my most badical spouse," Ron cooed as he entered the bathroom.

"I'll be waiting, Ronnie," Kim responded in a flirty tone.

As soon as Ron left the room, Kim took out her Kimmunicator and got Wade on.

"Wade? You're clear on what to do, right?" Kim whispered.

"You got it, Kim," Wade answered. "As soon as you and Ron leave, the others will get started on their part of the plan."

"Thanks, Wade," Kim said. "I want Ron to have the time of his life on his birthday."

"Well, We're all certainly glad you're taking your husband's birthday seriously," Wade said in amazement.

"Well, considering that surprise party he threw me the night he proposed to me, I want to return the favor," Kim responded.


About six minutes later, Ron stepped out of the bathroom with a towel rapped around his waist.

"Hey, Ronnie," He heard Kim say.

He looked up to see Kim and said, "Hey, KP."

"Did you get yourself cleaned up?" Kim asked.

"Yes, and I gotta go change clothes," Ron said as he pointed toward the bedroom.

"You go do that; I'll be waiting," Kim cooed.

Ron nodded as he walked off to the bedroom and closed the door behind him.


A few minutes later, Ron walked out of the bedroom wearing his black and blue stripped long-sleeve shirt, blue jeans, and black dress shoes.

He then noticed Kim sitting at the table with three plates of eggs and bacon in front of her. One for her, one for Ron and one for Rufus.

"Hiya, KP," Ron spoke. "Hey, these eggs and bacon look good. You did well, Kim."

"Thanks," Kim said, appreciating her husband's feedback.

"Yay," Rufus chirped as he ran over to his plate and started eating his eggs and bacon.

Ron went over to sit next to Kim, took a bite out of a piece of his egg and smiled.

"Mmm, this is good," Ron said. He took another bite before saying. "Kim, you did well at these. You are definitely on your way to becoming a bon-diggity cook just like me."

"Thanks, Ronnie," Kim said happily. "But I don't think I'll ever be as good a cook as you. You are a really great cook and an even better husband."

Ron smiled, "Thanks, KP."


A few minutes later, the three had finished eating their breakfast.

"You know, KP," Ron spoke up. "That was a good breakfast and all, but I still think I'm a little hungry."

"Do you want me to make you some more eggs and bacon, Ronnie?" Kim asked.

Ron smirked, "Nope, I want to experience more of your hugs and kisses."

Kim smirked, "Then you shall have more hugs and kisses, my most badical groom."

"Booyah," Ron said happily.

With that said, Kim and Ron leaned in and started hugging and kissing each other.

"Ew," Rufus said before he retreated into the other room.


About five minutes later, Ron was sitting on the couch waiting for Kim to get dressed. Rufus was sitting next to him. Kim told Ron that after she got dressed she would bring Ron to his next birthday surprise.

"So Rufus, what other badical birthday surprises do you think Kim has in store for me today?" Ron asked.

"Don't know," Rufus chirped as he shrugged.

Ron sighed happily, "Guess I'll have to wait and see."

"Hello, baby," He heard Kim say.

Ron turned his head to the left and saw something that made his jaw drop.

What he saw was Kim wearing a dark blue glitter dress, black tights and black high heel shoes. She was also wearing red hoop earrings on each ear lobe and her hair in a ponytail.

"I felt like dressing up for you on your birthday," Kim said in a flirty tone. "You don't mind, do you?"

Ron continued to stare at Kim for a few more seconds before he found his voice.

"I would never say no to you looking fantastic for me on my birthday, KP," Ron said, sounding sultry.

Kim chuckled. She then walked over to the couch and sat next to Ron and planted a kiss on his lips.

"Oh, brother," Rufus said while slapping his head.

Suddenly, the married couple soon heard a knock on the door and reluctantly separated. They walked over to the door and answered it. Standing on the other side of the door were Felix and Zita. Ron smiled upon seeing them.

"Hey, Ron-man," Felix said holding out his fist.

"Felix!" Ron said as he and Felix shared a fist bump.

"Happy Birthday, Ron-man!" Felix said with a smile.

"We just wanted to come up and wish you a happy birthday before you and Kim left," Zita added with a smile.

"Well, thanks guys," Ron said, happily. "Just one more badical surprise surprise after another. Where's everybody else?"

"The rest of the team and the rest of our friends are still getting ready," Felix spoke. "Don't worry, Ron-man, we'll all be ready to celebrate your birthday when you and Kim get back."

"Badical," Ron said. "But what exactly are we planning to do later?"

"It's a surprise," Kim said in a sing-songy tone.

Ron smiled, "Well, the more badical surprises the merrier."

"Well, Ronnie, it's time to get going to your next birthday surprise," Kim announced.

"And where exactly is this surprise, if my may ask?" Ron asked curiously.

"I'll tell you in the car," Kim answered.

Ron shrugged, "Alrighty, then."

He then walked over to the couch and opened his pocket.

"Rufus?" Ron called out. "Kim and I are heading out, wanna come?"

Rufus nodded before he scurried scurried off the couch and jumped into Ron's pocket.

Ron then walked over to Kim before they took each other's hands, walked out the door, and closed it behind them.

"Alright, see you guys later," Ron said to Felix and Zita with his free hand.

"Bye, Ron-man," Felix said with a wave.

"Bye, Ron, we'll see you later," Zita waved.

Soon, Kim and Ron walked away, hand-in-hand.


As soon as Kim and Ron were out of sight, Zita turned to Felix and spoke, "You ready to get started on that surprise."

Felix smiled, "You know it."


Soon Kim and Ron were in the Sloth and flying away from Burbank.

"So, Kim, now can you tell me where we're going?" Ron asked.

"We're going to visit a few places," Kim answered. "But first, we're going home.

Ron looked confused, "But, we just left home."

Kim giggled, "No, Ronnie, I mean our other home."

Ron gasped, "You mean-"

"Yep," Kim confirmed it. "We're going to Middleton to see the family."

"Booyah!" Ron cheered. "We're gonna see our moms and dads and Hana."

"And I'm sure Hana will be happy to see you," Kim said with a smile.

"What a badical way to start my birthday," Ron commented, happily. "Thanks a lot, KP, you're the best. I don't know what I'd do without you."

"Anything I can do for my badical husband on his birthday," Kim cooed.

"So what do you want to do during the drive?" Ron asked.

Kim smirked, "I have an idea."

Kim then switched on the autopilot. She then leaned in and gave Ron a kiss on the lips which Ron returned.

"Oh, brother," Rufus said in Ron's pocket while slapping his head.

To Be Continued:

AN: What other surprises will Kim have for Ron on his birthday? You'll find out soon enough. I'd also like to thank Sabre for giving me some pointers for Kim's dress design.