In Memory of Namretsaot, May He Live Long and Prosper
"I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm drivin' in my car, and the man come on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more about some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm watchin' my TV and a man comes on and tells me
How white my shirts can be
But, he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarettes as me
I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no girl reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm ridin' 'round the world
And I'm doin' this and I'm signin' that
And I'm tryin' to make some girl, who tells me
Baby, better come back maybe next week
Can't you see I'm on a losing streak?
I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say, I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no satisfaction, no satisfaction"
"Can't Get No Satisfaction" By The Rolling Stones
(AN: Yes I am adding two song quotes. What are you going to do about it?)
"Ooh, a storm is threatening
My very life today
If I don't get some shelter
Ooh yeah I'm gonna fade away
War, children
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
War, children
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Ooh, see the fire is sweepin'
Our streets today
Burns like a red coal carpet
Mad bull lost its way
War, children
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
War, children
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Rape, murder, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Rape, murder, yeah, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Rape, murder, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Mmm, a flood is threatening
My very life today
Gimme, gimme shelter
Or I'm gonna fade away
War, children
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
I tell you love, sister
It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away
Kiss away, kiss away"
"Gimme Shelter" By The Rolling Stones
The male pilot of Evangelion Unit-01 and the female pilot of Evangelion Unit-02 lay next to each in their apartment that they shared with the purple-haired tactical officer from NERV. Now a normal night in the Katsuragi-Soryu-Ikari household would usually consist of Shinji Ikari getting caught looking at Asuka Langely Soryu (or is it Asuka Langely-Soryu?), followed by Asuka beating the living shit out of him (cause Asuka is a bitch right!). Now, this did happen actually. It happened five minutes ago. Now it was happening again. Except for this time, Asuka was just thinking that Shinji was looking at her and was now beating the living shit out of the pilot of Evangelion Unit-01.
SLAP!
Asuka brought down her long and slender arm on Shinji as she tried to beat the living shit out of Shinji.
KICK!
This time Asuka used her long and slender leg this time to kick the living shit out of Shinji. However, as she did she also somehow slipped and fell. Luckily for the pilot of Evangelion Unit-02, she had the pilot of Evangelion Unit-01 to catch her. As she fell Shinji's arms wrapped around her in a protective embrace like a mother's womb or a warm blanket or a warm summer breeze or nice winter jacket. With that being said Shinji held onto Asuka as she fell. Both of them hit the floor together with Shinji's arms wrapped around the German redhead.
Realizing that Shinji was holding her, Asuka was about to begin beating the living shit out of Shinji for even daring to touch her. However, as Asuka felt his arms surround her she found herself at a loss for words. This was because there were no words needed. She moved her arms to hold onto him as they spoke no words. They only needed each other.
As they held on to each other, Shinji's smelled the distinct strawberry shampoo smell of Asuka's hair. The smell was calming to him. Shinji continued to smell her hair as the smell intoxicated him like a drug. He wanted her hair more and more as he smelled. Shinji proceeded to sniff Asuka's strawberry scented hair. He continued to sniff. And sniff. And sniff. As he sniffed Asuka's hair began to get sucked into his nose. He continued to sniff. By this point, it was less sniffing and more snorting her hair like it was high-quality cocaine. Asuka tried to pull away, Shinji's sniffing was pulling her hair out and it hurt Asuka too, but Shinji didn't care. He continued to sniff. She wanted to get away but Shinji's intense sniffing kept her there. But his sniff was too strong. He continued to sniff. And sniff. And sniff. NERV had to get involved. They tried everything. From using Rei in Unit-00 to N2 mines to everything else short of initiating another impact. However, they could not stop Shinji. He continued to sniff and sniff. Some say he's still sniffing to this day.