Henry Stickmin gritted his teeth as the parasol spun toward the Toppat rocket pad. "I knew I should have let you talk me into this!"
"Oh, come on, there's much worse!" Ellie Rose exclaimed cheerily.
The two landed on the ledge just outside the radar control tower adjacent to the launch pad.
"Great, now all we have to do is-" Ellie began. "Crap, how do we get in?!" She banged the glass of the Control Tower, as the Toppat minion inside had spotted them, and was barking into a radio.
"Damn, this glass is sturdier than I thought!" Henry pressed his face to the glass and peered inside. "There's got to be a way in!"
BAM! BAM! BAM! Ellie angrily pounded her fist on the glass in frustration, gritting her teeth. Then, frowning at the window's resilience, she turned to Henry. "They do not mess around on their construction. But what the heck do we do now?"
Unbeknownst to the two of them, to their back, a palisade tower was being constructed with Fortnite efficiency.
"I guess we should look for a way down," Ellie concluded, turning herself around to look for fire escapes, an escape pulley, or maybe an adjacent structure.
On the palisade tower, a Toppat sniper was now training his sights on Ellie. When she turned abruptly, he was startled and opened fire.
"AAAHH! God- fuck- !" Elie screamed as a bullet tore through her clit and buried itself in her vag.
She dropped to her knees, clutching her bleeding crotch.
"Oh my God, Ellie!" Henry exclaimed in horror. "Are you alright?"
"Hmm, this is an interesting way to neutralize them. Maybe Rocket Boss will want to capture them alive and interrogate how these delinquents got here," The man on the other side of the barrel mused. He leved his rifle again.
BANG! A second gunshot rang out, and it was Henry's turn to scream in pain. "GAAHHH! Fuck! My balls! You shot them off!" Henry shrieked, collapsing to the ground, holding his busted family jewels and bloody scrotum.
The Toppat sniper lowered his weapon smugly after confirming both targets were writhing and shuddering in agony, holding their groins. "Now that's what I call a turkey shoot."