GSS

by Codey-Wraith

Basically, four crews from different Universes appeared due to freak accidents or an attack resulting in everyone coming together and doing what they feel is the right. Though surviving the Blue Terror of reality would be the hardest thing for them to do. P

Genius', Slobs and Soldiers Chapter one (If this goes past one chapter)

What happens when you combine, the Genius of blowing up a sun, the Last man alive, a group of idiots plus Caboose and Mobile Suits? I don't know, let's try it!

I OWN NOTHING!

:STORY START:

Star Gate SG-1 Universe-End of season Ten, after Teal'c stops the Time Dilation Field activating.

In the Engineering Section of the most Advanced Human Warship to exist to date, the one woman apocalypse known as Colonel Samantha 'Sam/Carter' Carter, a blonde woman in her thirties and smart enough to literal destroy the universe if given the chance, was stopped from activating a Time Dilation Field around the Odyssey, in order to give her more time to depower the Super Computer recently installed, had her hand grabbed by a dark skinned man with greying black hair, bludging muscles and a literal gold tattoo on his forehead stopped her.

"Teal'c how did you get down here?" Carter questioned one of her oldest friends as he placed a clear computer chip into the Super Computer she was trying to deactivate only for Teal'c to do it with a single control chip.

Teal'c spoke with a deep voice, "We have much to discuss."

"Asgard Computer is down," Carter shouts into her Radio.

"About that," came the Texan accented voice of Colonel Cam Mitchell spoke to her, "The Ori Ship is gone and Vala just informed us that Navigation is down."

Carter frowns before looking to Teal'c and asking, "If I remove that chip the computer reactivates right?"

"And will shut down once it is reinserted. You were very adamant that I remembered that," Teal'c informed her quickly.

Carter nods before quickly reactivating the computer only for files to appear and Carter to speak into her Radio, "Daniel could you please come down here, A file just came up along with Nav data, though according to this there is some ships that I don't recognise outside."

"Yeah, well from what I am seeing, they are human, or at least they share English as their written language," Cam states through the Radio while staring out the front window.

Gundam Iron Blooded Orphans Universe-Space Battle-Ambush

Rogue elements had been chasing a red spaceship with a flowerlike crest on the front chasing. The rogue elements were three blue ships that were losing ground on the red Ship. In the bridge of the red ship in the command chair a white haired teen with tanned skinned simply shouts, "Damn it, They must have intercepted that bastard's message."

In the large beige command room with four stations around the command chair, the one with dark skinned and greying hair, not so much older than the teen in the command chair spoke, "Orga, they haven't launched any Mobile Suits but they are reducing the distance from. The strange thing is the computers noticed that they are increasing power in the head ship. The two support ships are tethered to the lead ship."

Orga simply asks, "What could they be planning?"

As if answering they were contacted by the rogue ships. On the ship a blue dressed man with heavy scaring over his face simply spoke from the computer screen, "Surrender or be destroyed."

Orga in answer simply says, "I disagree with that, you think that we would bow down to the likes of you. Someone who we know would rather spit in our direction then interact with us. So cut the Bull Shit and tell us what you want, maybe we will be kind and consider it," he sneered to the end only for the man dressed in blue to smirk.

"Your Death," With that said the screen closed as every alarm on the ship started screaming.

"What is going on?" Orga shouts for answer only for a rainbow of light to launch from lead rogue ship to suddenly hit the ship engulfing the red ship and overloading the rogue crafts chasing them. The issue was there was no wreckage of the red ship it had vanished from reality and was being watched by two other ships and the Odyssey.

Mother of Invention-Orbit of Chorus-After the conclusion of the Chorus Civil War.

Compensation, a word that in the minds of several former Simulation Troopers were getting after dealing with a corruption so power hungry that they fabricated an entire civil war between two sets of people, both believing in the same form of government only manipulated into thinking they had opposite agendas of keeping the people safe and happy. Somewhat easy to do when you assassinate every leader either side had that wanted piece while framing the opposing side. All this ended when a bunch of reject soldiers beat a highly trained mercenary with years of training before sending out a broadcast that revealed all of a corrupt companies plans to the Government stationed on Earth that controls all the military forces of Earth and her Colonies.

The Compensation was used for one reason, the Simulation Troopers, Two Free Lancers and a Mexican Robot was standing in the bridge of the former Freelancer Control Ship, that was Wash and Carolinas' compensation for the wrongfully accusing the two as criminals, while it was also loaded up each of their requested compensation. Of Food, Computer parts, cash, Car parts and a whole bunch of the Freelancer and Alien Tech retrieved from Chorus.

They were standing in the bridge with plans to head to one of Chorus' Moons to stay away from any other adventures and to retire quietly. Or that was the plan when an alarm went off and the colourful soldiers looked to the back of the bridge they found a large bomb being raised up, with ten seconds leaving the Black and yellow armoured Wash to say, "For fuck sakes!" as they where enveloped in a white light as their ship and themselves were all vanished from reality only to be the third ship to be stranded with three other ships.

Red Dwarf Universe-After the end of Season 13.

The Universe's sloppiest slob walked into a command room that controls the basic ship functions though this one was grimy and patched up over the last few years. The man who walked in had three dreadlocks in a ponytail, wearing a dirty jumpsuit that was white, under a leather vest and leather biker gloves. The man walked over to the consoles and was shocked as he looked at the one screen before pressing a button and saying, "Kryten I am seeing something on the screen. It is humungous."

In reply a voice, belonging to Kryten, said, "That is your midnight snack, Mister Lister Sir," with that Lister lifted up what was clearly the biggest Kabab more comparable to a cricket bat then a roll of meat, "A chicken, Lamb and Curry Kabab, with extra Hot Sauce."

Lister licked his lips in hunger and spoke, "I am going Kryten!" and takes a bite only for the sauce to leak out and into, around and inside the terminal in front of him causing sparks before the Ship and its crew found itself in another reality with three other ships and all because curry sauce leaked into a red box labelled 'Holly Hop Drive.'

Star Wars Universe (Okay I took some inspiration from another fanfiction writer Chronus Prime, so read his work it is pretty good.)-Before the events of the prequels-about five years prior.

Four ships from four different realities, each ship had their own way of handling the situation.

Odyssey-The crew of six was currently scanning the ships and the system they found themselves in.

Tekkadan-the child soldiers and engineering crew, were preparing for battle.

Red Dwarf-Lister contacted two members of their for man crew, before calling the three other ships.

Mother of Invention-Wash and a aqua power armoured female soldier, known as Carolina, were scanning the other ships, all the while the all the Sim Troopers were screaming their heads off in panic while a wild Caboose accepted the call, "Hello, this is Caboose."

Lister spoke back, "This is Third Technician Dave Lister of the mining vessel Red Dwarf," Lister spoke clearly before a entertained sound was heard from another male who came into the bridge of Red Dwarf. "What is happening bud?" before he continued his screaming. Lister spoke back, "Cat, I am on the phone with this guy Caboose."

"Hello!" Caboose states before Wash distracted him with a laser pointer before Carolina spoke, "This is Carolina, leader of this group of A-Holes. Can you tell us where we are?"

That was when two voices spoke up at the same time, "This is General Landry of the Tauri/This or Commander Orga of Tekkadan," they were silent before Landry continued, "We should probably speak face to face."

"Okay, I am opening hangers that can fit each ship. Just a warning once you land Gravity in these docking bays are rather abrupt. Also you will be in for a bit of a walk to the elevators. That being said, you should probably keep everyone's party to a minimum number of people, we may have a big ship introductions are going to be awkward enough," Lister states and sends cooridinates to each ship so they can dock using the separate shuttle bays and cargo holds.

Wash asks, "Well Carolina what do you want to do?"

"They gave us an invite, so someone ducttape Caboose to a chair and play something that will keep him quiet until we get back," Carolina states before turning to the other aqua armoured soldier, "Not porn."

"Oh man, and with screens I could watch all my home movies at once," Tucker shouts in exhaustion.

"You mean the twenty four hours you made recently after the rest was deleted," an Orange armoured and lazy soldier said bored.

Carolina suddenly huffs before saying, "Griff start flying," the orange armoured soldier groans loudly before setting the ship to fly slowly to the large cargo hold.

With Tekkadan

Orga ordered his crew, "Okay, we have the coordinates move the ship, I want Mikazuki, Kudelia, Akihiro and Yamagi to join me in meeting these groups. Have Gundam Flauros ready and Norba ready for a fight. Eugene," a dirty blonde hair young man with a cable connected to his back turned to Orga, "Reverse us in," Eugene nodded in understanding.

The Tekkadan ship flew into position before rotating at an open shuttle bay with lots of crates left about ready to be looted by the Child Soldiers of Tekkadan. Orga walked through the Tekkadan ship until he reached the airlock as he placed his red jacket over his shoulders as an angry looking man with short black hair carrying a smaller black haired child that was unable to move his body properly while another young man with blonde hair, all wearing green uniforms with a white flower symbol on their backs.

Orga simply says, "Akihiro keep carrying Mikazuki," the angry man nods holding Mikazuki. Orga then turns to the blond boy, "Where is Kudelia, Yamagi?"

The blond boy simply says, "She was getting dressed, she was in a spacesuit to help with engineering when we suddenly appeared over the planet below."

Orga blinks and asks, "Planet?"

On the Odyssey

Carter reached the bridge as the Odyssey was seen flying into a hanger giving Carter a limited view of Red Dwarf, enough to ask, "I knew it was big but this is ridiculous," behind her Cam Mitchell who was a white male, Teal'c, a white woman with long black hair sat to the side with a man wearing glasses.

In the command chair with an elderly male, otherwise known as General Landry simply spoke, "And you said there is no weapons?"

"Compared to the other two ships, we have the bigger guns, sir," Carter states with a smirk before commenting, "Though after Daniel translated the file, we can't travel back to our dimension due to the energy weapon we used to send Teal'c back in time to save us. Should have known the weapons output would have damaged the systems a bit too much for the computer to handle. The weapons destroyed several Asgard ships in the first ship battle," the Odyssey flew into Red Dwarf while to the side of the hanger a more advanced ship could be seen docked inside the ship while the Odyssy landed, this second ship was lifted into the roof by a complex crane system. The Odyssey landed before the main airlock closed before a side door was revealed basic sized for a human where Lister could be seen standing.

General Landry simply states, "Well, Carter and Jackson, with me, Mitchell, you, Teal'c and Vala, guard the ship." Daniel Jackson the man with glasses and the other woman, Vala, nodded as General Landry, Carter and Daniel walked out the bridge and towards the hanger bay. Once their Carter used a tablet to open the hanger bay in time to see Lister about to knock on the hull only to stop and proceed to run over to the group. Lister does a mock salute when he notices the uniforms. General Landry introduced everyone, "I am General Landry, this is our Rocket Scientist Colonel Samantha Carter and our historian buff, Doctor Daniel Jackson."

"Dave, last surviving human crewman of Red Dwarf," Lister introduced causing the three to blink as Lister continued, "Look we should start walking its going to take a bit to get to the Night club," Lister started leading them into the ship.

Daniel asks, "Night Club?"

"Oh, yeah it was the only meeting place that is not trashed or being used for some random thing we did drunk," Lister admits.

"You drink a lot, crewman?" General Landry questions while being military.

"Look I am a contract worker whose contract expired three million years ago along with the crew so take that as you will," Lister states as they walk deeper into to the bowls of the ship until they reach an elevator and Lister says, "Hello, Elevator Fourteen how is your day been?"

The three Tauri were confused until the panel started speaking, "It was going well until you called before, you know your fat ass is heavier than it looks and now you are going to add another half your weight to me. I am stretching my limit as it is when you are needing to move between levels."

Lister sighs before stating, "We are in an alternate reality, Fourteen, plus more humans and I am sure they have some interesting machines to talk to." The elevator was silent before Lister asks, "So how long a wait?"

Fourteen simply says, "Well since you used the elevator," the elevator dinged before Fourteen states, "I prefer to keep myself in good condition and considering there is only four of you, I did not see the need to constantly move like my brethren."

"Thank you Fourteen, want me to ask the Scutters to give you a fresh coat of paint?" Lister asks as the elevator opened seeing the faded paint, "Maybe a new colour?"

Fourteen states, "A light blue," with that Carter started asking questions while they moved up twenty floors.

Daniel asks, "Why are we going so far from our ship?"

Lister answers, "Basically, our hangers closer to the our living area are full and too small for any of your ships."

The Elevator dinged before a slimy, disgusting and weaselled voice, "Lister, why is the computer systems detecting human life along with an unknown signature. Did you gamble with Gelphs again?" the Elevator fully opened revealing a white man with a silver 'H' on his forehead and wearing a blue suit, holding a white terminal.

Lister was silent before the man looked up to see three extra humans. Lister introduces everyone, "Everyone, Second Technician Arnold J Rimmer, ships Hologram of my dead bunk mate and commanding officer who killed the crew."

Rimmer glared at Lister before stating, "You are never going to let that go, are you?"

"Rimmer," Lister walks out the Elevator and says, "We hopped!"

Lister starts walking away before Rimmer shouts, "I thought the 'Holly Hop Drive' was permanently broken after that one trip where you got pregnant with yourself."

Lister shakes his head before saying, "My lunch spilt on it, apparently it was still plugged in." Rimmer rolls his eyes before Lister continues, "Kryten is collecting Tekkadan while a couple Scutters are leading Carolina and crew."

"Where is the Cat?" Rimmer asks.

"Getting ready for a date with Carolina soon as he heard her voice," Lister admits they reached the Night Club to see Orga and his crew starring at the Mechanoid, with an oddly shaped head that could be mistaken for being crushed in a trash compactor, named Kryten. Lister speaks, "Kryten, who are your friends?"

Kryten turns to Lister in a panic, "Mister Lister Sir, this is terrible I deleted all my child care subroutenes years ago and now don't know what to do?"

Orga glares at Kryten and says, "You have a problem with us?"

Lister disarms the coming argument before saying, "Don't mind Kryten, we have been trying to break his programming to be a bit more human but he is a couple million years old."

Carter being curious, "I take it you are joking about the million years old bit."

Lister was about to answer only for Rimmer to state, "This bozo brought a cat on board and got himself placed in stasis for eighteen months instead of letting them dissect that stupid cat. Then I could have had help repairing that drive plate."

Rimmer was angry before Lister states, "Rimmer who even gave you the order to repair the thing. You work on the vending machines. And no one ever got what they bloody wanted to begin with."

General Landry simply asks Kryten, "I take it that this is normal for your crew?"

Kryten nods his deformed looking head before saying, "Yes, this argument happens whenever we have company. But it keeps Mister Lister sane and," Kryten stopped and looked to Rimmer before commenting, "Though I am surprised the Mister Rimmer is still active. He should have shut down when more humans boarded the ship." Kryten did not notice Lister sweating after hearing Kryten.

Lister suddenly asks, "Wonder where that Scutter is with Carolina's crew?" That was when a small robot drove into the night club before heavy stomps were heard and Carolina, Wash, Tucker and a Brown armoured trooper entered the room.

Tucker simply says, "Where the babes at?" with that Carolina suddenly backhanded Tucker in the face knocking him out before Carolina started.

"So I am Carolina, higher trained fighter and will kick all of your asses if you try anything," Carolina states annoyed.

Lister raised his hands up and says, "Well, it is nice to meet you Carolina, I am Dave Lister, space bum and Red Dwarf does not have any weapons so if you are a robot please don't rip me in half," Where was Rimmer, already running for his life out the night club which is dumb considering he is already dead. Lister then continues, "I take it that everyone here Hopped realities."

Carter spoke, "Colonel Samantha Carter, and yes. Our ship was in the middle of combat when we accidently hopped as you say."

Orga spoke, "We were in combat as well only they used a new weapon we have no idea what it does."

Carolina simply states, "Turns out the previous owners of our ship decided to nuke us. Or at least that was what the Bomb appeared to do, only it was intact and out of fuel in whatever sent us here."

Daniel spoke, "Unfortunately our group can't return to our universe due to the suddenness and deactivation of our computer systems to record the path to get back." Daniel then noticed Mikazuki in Akihiro's arms and asks, "Is that boy okay?" Mikazuki started staring at Daniel enough to unnerve him.

Orga simply says, "He was recently paralysed in battle and that is all you get," Orga glares at Daniel.

Yamagi arrived quickly with a blonde woman wearing a red dress and long blonde hair and appearing like a princess. The new woman spoke, "I am Kudelia Aina Bernstein, it is a pleasure."

Lister smiles and says, "Dave Lister," then he had a thought, "Oh there is one more member of Dwarf Crew, he is just preparing himself to impress any woman he meets. Just a warning he is an idiot."

The woman somewhat nod in understanding while the Brown Soldier spoke in Spanish, "Then Sister will like him, she is that easy."

"Really because his most desirable soul mate is himself," Lister adds scaring the bolts out the Brown Robot.

Wash simply states, "You understand Lopez? He can only speak Spanish."

"Of course, Esperanto, Spanish, Italian, French, Japanese, Korean, Latin, Five different iterations of Chinese. Oh and Welsh, that one was difficult after all that. Currently learning, German though. All so I can piss off Rimmer," Lister states surprising everyone.

General Landry comments, "Well I am sure that Doctor Jackson here can teach you Gou'ald and a couple other alien Languages."

Lister simply asks, "Aliens. You have met aliens?"

Carter speaks, "Yeah, Teal'c is a Jaffa. How does this ship move the fuel consumption to move would be enormous," Tucker in the background sits up and says, 'Bow Chika Bow Wow,' only to be knocked out by Carolina again.

Lister simply states, "The scoop on the front on the ship collects resources and fuel as it flies through space though drift speed works pretty well. Look we need to discuss what we are going to do. I mean Red Dwarf has enough supplies to feed a crew of ten thousand for eighteen months. So who wants to trade supplies?"

General Landry simply asks, "We don't have much supplies."

Orga simply says, "We were fully stocked on supplies two days ago, it was meant to last us the trip to Earth but we don't know anything about alternate universe stuff."

Carolina simply states, "Same, did some simulations but it was mainly to survive before being rescued. Though I take it no one has a way back?"

Carter nods while Lister simply says, "Spilt Curry Sauce on the Hop Drive unfortunately our Computer System designed it and his circuits blew about ten years ago. And the backup copy melted after he was fully restored."

Orga sighs and says, "What am I going to tell my men."

General Landry simply states, "The truth. That at the moment we have yet to find a way to return."

Carter then stepped forward with her tablet and a white stone and says, "Well, there is something else we need to talk about," she placed the stone on a table and says, "We detected long range signals and found this," she pressed play, Today in the grand Republic terror has struck, pirates have kidnapped the Prince of Alderaan and ransomed him for Ten Crates of Spice which would cost the Republic two million credits. Unfortunately the money was taken from the food relief fund and resulted in the death of said Prince.

Lister frowns before commenting, "So they speak English."

Orga frowns before asking, "What do you suggest?"

Carter simply starts, "We make a base of operation at least a temporary one to see what is going on."

Orga frowns before stating, "Tekkadan can provide some ideas. We are a Mercenary Group that takes honest jobs. Though we are limited in numbers. We only have three Gundams, and ten Mobile Suits." Yamagi started shouting at Orga.

General Landry simply states, "I am unsure what those are."

"Barbatos is Barbatos," Mikazuki states simply.

Orga states, "Large robots that are piloted in space and ground battles."

Carolina hums in appreciation, while Lister quickly walked over behind the bar and looked up the supply list Red Dwarf's Refineries and says, "I will give you it's weight in gold for one of those robots."

Orga blinks before asking, "They are rather big."

"Eighteen metres to be precise," Yamagi states.

Tucker awakens and rushed over to Lister and says, "Let's talk business and getting all the girls we want."

Lister simply states, "I have plenty according to the inventory there is enough gold to buy a Moon. Plus the other precious metals, and unprocessed ore in the intake tanks." Everyone blinks before Carter pulls General Landry to the side and started whispering. Lister asks Orga, "So we got a deal?"

Orga frowns before stating, "We have limited supplies and Mobile suits. Though you won't be able to drive the Gundams. Though if anyone here can help Mikazuki, Tekkadan will owe you one."

Wash spoke up, "We can try the Mother of Invention's Med bay, unless it has been stripped of everything by our Doctor," Wash paused at what he said before whispering to Carolina, "We did have Doc on board right?"

Carolina whispered back, "Along with Doctor Grey, she was fired remember so I offered her the job of patching up the idiots."

"Aren't you a trained medic?" Wash joked.

"Only self First Aid," Carolina states in an Angry whisper shutting Wash up. Carolina then thought about it before suddenly saying out loud, "Probably not a good idea, our doctor is the kind to cut you up into pieces and putting them back together. You known removing organs and rearranging them if they are annoying or if she is torturing someone."

Everyone stepped away from Carolina before Lister starts, "Well, with that out the way, I vote we don't make Rimmer in charge of anything," before drinking a glass of Beer he just poured. Lister then continued, "So the Mercenary game question is what should we do first?"

The answer came from Carter before commenting, "We have an idea. Our ships computers scanned a radius of a thousand light years around us, it is a turns out we are on the edge of mapped out universe. That being said the closest planet to us is a desert world from our scans but it has high space travel in the region. We should be able to get some Nav Data to get an idea on the universe."

Lister starts, "I could go for a trip."

Wash then spoke up, "So the new question becomes if we should all go, I mean with Red Dwarf appearing to be the size of a moon does not really conceal what we can do."

Kryten who had been dusting a corner of the night club simply says, "Well, Mister Lister sir could use a day out."

Wash frowns before saying, "Carolina, we should keep this small and," Carolina raised a hand.

Carolina simply says, "Take Lopez because everyone else will just Fuck it all up."

Carter then states, "Well, the Odyssey can get their quickly and be unnoticed."

Orga simply states, "Akihiro, take Gusion." Akihiro nods.

Carter asks, "We may be unable to fit if they are so big."

Akihiro simply states, "I will just latch onto your hull and hold on if I have to."

Carter frowns at that before stating, "We will make some modifications and clear out some space."

"Orga," Mikazuki looks to Orga causing Orga to look at him and they had a silent conversation.

Orga sighs and says to Carter, "Better make that room for two." Daniel stared at the two before Orga adds, "I will also send a couple engineers to help keep the Gundams in working order."

Lister looks to Kryten and says, "Kryten could you help them with what they need."

"Of Course Mister Lister sir," Kryten says, while Lister mimes what Kryten says.

Carolina simply asks, "Are you sure that kid should go," Orga glares at her.

Kudelia answers with, "While he is with Barbotos he will be able to function."

Carter nods and says, "The Odyssey should be ready in a couple hours. Now that we have solid ground to begin repairs it shouldn't take that long."

Unfortunately the entire conversation became derailed when The Cat spun into the night club wearing a sparkly suit ready to dance and impress the ladies. Which was a nice distraction for everyone to leave, while Rimmer eventually returned to see Cat dancing. Rimmer then went to the command room where he would find Kryten working the airlock controls.

With Tekkadan-Outside their ship-Twenty minutes later

Orga frowns as he focused on Mikazuki waiting for Barbatos to be moved for him to get inside of. From the cargo hold stepped out a large robot with four arms and what appeared to be a large pair of scissors as its main weapon. It stepped out before picking up a tank of fuel for its thrusters. Barbatos was rolled out on its back and cockpit opened allowing Mikazuki to be placed inside and linked to Barbatos and was able to move his body. Mikazuki was about to stand Barbatos as a girl his age dropped a bag on his chest while saying, "Make room, I am going with you."

Mikazuki simply comments, "Okay Atra," and waited for Atra to climb into the cockpit, her light brown hair and her hoodie over her spacesuit, helmet in hand. Atra sat comfortably on Mikazuki's waist before he asks, "Ready?" Atra simply nods before he activated his connection and he was able to move his body again before having Barbatos Lupin Rex stand and be ready to move. He grabbed his tank of rocket fuel and proceeded to move to the hanger door as everyone starts sealing up their ship only for the doors to open.

The Tekkadans started to panic until Orga stopped looking towards the fully open doors and state, "They can hold an atmosphere with the doors open." Orga shakes his head in annoyance.

Barbatos Lupin Rex, a white and animal like designed Gundam, with a large mace on his back along with a sword. Atra screamed as Barbatos sped out the hanger at high speed while Gision flew at a sedated pace. Three of the younger Engineers walked to the entry way into Red Dwarf where a Scutter led them to a tram that would take them to the Odyssey, though the only tram to stop at their spot was being repaired by a random Scutter. The three got on with the Scutter leading them and travelled ten minutes along the tram line where they exited at the Cargo hold which gave them a proper look at the Odyssey as two men were taxying some oddly shaped aircrafts from either hanger while what appeared to be a couple flying drones modifying the Hanger Roofs so that the Gundams would dock on the roof and be folded inside so that the Gundams would be docked facedown Barbatos and Gusion moved the tanks into Odyssey's Hangers. After the two had been scanned the drones knew what to do to modified the Odyssey so they would fit. The three Engineers walked over to the Odyssey carrying their equipment they needed for the Gundams.

Dave Lister entered the hanger and found Cam Mitchell and Teal'c parking their fighters to the side. He was dressed in a biker get up with what appeared to be a grey weapon over his shoulder while dragging a wheeled crate labelled with a Indian Curry trays. Lister came over to Cam and Teal'c and says, "Hi, Dave Lister Space Bum of Red Dwarf," Lister smirks as Teal'c raised an eyebrow while Cam shakes hands with Dave and introduced himself. Lister asks, "So what are these?"

Cam looked to the black fighter crafts and says, "They are our space fighters. The F-302, our second space based defence. Though we it was also meant to be our Earth's first interplanetary spaceship. Unfortunately the Hyperdrive never worked except for two missions," Cam was then thoughtful as he asks, "So a Space Bum?"

"Well I thought it was best to be honest with people," Lister states, "After all most lifeforms I have interacted and lied to normally chased me my entire life. Sucks."

Teal'c simply says, "Indeed."

Cam then noticed the crate and asks, "What's with the box?"

Lister simply says, "I only have two working taste buds, I can only taste really spicy food." Unfortunately that was when Rimmer walked in and started to complain.

"Listie, what are you doing we have work to do," Rimmer states annoyed.

"I am, Kryten is going handle the ship inventorying every supply for possible trade between ships. Cat is being Cat and I am going with these guys to help them get some Nav Data for the Galaxy we find ourselves in," Lister states annoyed.

Rimmer simply asks, "We have 'work' to do here."

Lister simply states, "Want to come, we might meet aliens."

Rimmer frowns before stating, "Well, I am sure that Kryten will have everything sorted," before walking over to the Odyssey saluting to Vala in the traditional Red Dwarf salute by pointing his hand forward and rotating his wrist three times before saluting and walking on board causing Vala to look at hims strangely.

Vala walked past the three Tekkadan engineers, who were staring at her as she suddenly says, "Hello boys," with a sultry voice causing the three to fall in love with her. Vala laughed as each teen soldier was wearing tight pants and struggled to walk away without limping to cover themselves as the two Gundams folded into the Odyssey.

Cam, Vala and Teal'c finished parking the F302s out the way as Wash and Lopez arrived holding a duffel bag each with Lopez stating, "This will be fun, those idiots ruin everything."

Dave spoke back to Lopez, "I wouldn't be too sure Lopez, I mean Rimmer is joining us. Though if your friends want to look around, just have them contact Kryton first." Dave followed after and walked with them inside where they find Rimmer asking questions about a switch on the wall. Lister sighs as Rimmer was apparently trying to open the door. Lister glared at Rimmer and says, "We have yet to be invited in Rimmer," Dave then focused on the white Gundam where Atra was falling out the Gundam with a difficult grip before Mikazuki caught her hand and lowered her down before Mikazuki to climb out but remained connected to Barbatos where he sat waiting for the Odyssey to fly. Dave walked over and was being friendly, "Dave Lister," offered his hand for Atra to accept.

"Atra Mixtra, Head Chief for Tekkadan," she introduced herself as they talked.

Eventually Dave asks, "What is wrong with Mika here?" pointing at Mikazuki.

"Mika was heavily injured after saving a colony on Mars from a Mobile Armour," Atra states before clearing things up, "It was a mechanical monster and Mika was the one to destroy it." Waving her arms distracted. Atra then states while he is not connected to Barbatos, he can't move."

Dave nods in understanding before commenting, "So have you tired a wireless adaptor like a wireless phone or something."

Mikazuki comments, "Is that possible?"

It was a simple question before Dave shrugs and says, "Well unfortunately I am an idiot so I don't know how something like that would work."

Which was when Cam returned to the Hanger and says, "That is Carter's Job. She's the brains."

Lister nods before asking, "Well how about the tour of the ship."

Atra was silent before Mikazuki states, "Don't worry Atra, I will be fine." Atra frowns at that.

Rimmer simply states, "Well a tour sound tikiti boo," He offered an arm to Atra as Lister shakes his head as they proceeded to start the tour. The door opened automatically as the guests walked into the main ship while Teal'c had gone to the other Hanger with Vala and the three Tekkadan Engineers. Wash and Lopez joined the group with Lister, Rimmer and Atra into the ship to see walls covered in terminals and guarded sneeze guards. Rimmer asks, "What's with all the screen over open circuits?"

"We found that they just get knocked off whenever we got hit with the previous model, so it was easier to fix when the plate cover was removed from the design," Cam states before they reach the main engineering, "This is main engineering, don't touch the Alien computer," which was where Sam and Daniel was reading the text about Dimension travel and in Carter's case, scans of Barbatos and Gusion. Cam spoke up, "Sam, what are you up to?"

Carter simply states, "These Gundams, they are bigger than we expected though easily replicate-able though the controls apparently are built into the human spine."

Lister frowns before humming as he says, "That explains Atra's boyfriend," said girl blushed heavily as Lister continued, "it's like that old movie," Lister struggled to name the movie.

"Matrix?" Cam suggested.

"No," Lister states before clicking his fingers and saying, "Attack of the sexy Bikini Vampire girls! Replicant programs. See in that film, the first second to last girl to die in that film was paralysed when in an attempt to save her from becoming the new boy to one of the Bikini Vampire Girls who was trying to reprogram the girl to become the replacement Bikini Vampire Girl, she was paralysed though the Vampire Bikini Girl started tried to bite the final girl who was feeding the girl."

"That sounds interesting," Daniel comments.

"Not really it was the last film in the second reboot series," Lister states.

"I enjoyed it," Rimmer states.

"There was only male nudity," Lister states annoyed, "and considering that it was an animated film," Lister glares at Rimmer.

"Well you hate it, that is good enough," Rimmer states in smug humour.

Lister ignores him and looks to Carter and says, "Could your fancy computer find a way to help the little guy?"

Carter looks to the computer where an graphic representation of Mikazuki that was rotating. Carter simply says, "It will take some time fortunately the computer can do multiple tasks at once."

Lister nods in understanding while Rimmer started speaking, "So Aliens built this computer? Could they make me a body?"

Lister groans and says, "Don't do this again Rimmer, you already had your second chance to live before, twice and both times you killed yourselves." RImmer was silent before Lister adds, "Your coward and invulnerable with Hard light mode. For smeg sakes RImmer."

Lister starts to walk away before Rimmer shouts, "Oh, like you asking for them to fix that brat is any better."

"Rimmer, you that code that deletes you when I die. When we get back I am putting that code back into your programming," Lister threatens.

"You wouldn't dare," Rimmer states, "besides you don't know how."

Lister laughs and says, "Holly had a hidden terminal built where you can't go that says otherwise," Rimmer blinks before smiling smugly while Lister looks at him without humour.

Rimmer then panicked and falls to his knees in a panic shouting, "Please don't"

Lister walks away silently with his back to Rimmer, concealing the smirk on his face. Daniel seeing the whole exchange simply asks, "Wait, if you guys hate one another so much, why were you revived."

"I am to keep him sane," Rimmer stands before stating, "Which is hard enough when he was never all there. The wining has been a pain. 'I miss the human race boo hoo.' A whole bunch of attention seeking if you ask me." Carter blinks before realising what he meant and remained silent.

Carter then comments, "It would be possible but would require enough power to create body your estimated age. We can't really spare it. Mikazuki on the other hand will take some time to get the answer from the Asgard Computer."

Cam then continued the tour where this missed Teal'c and Valas' group, though both tours ended in the main bridge as Carter actually finished repairs and the ship was ready to fly. Lister stood behind Mitchell pilot the Odyssey out the bay before Wash finally spoke, "this is probably a bad idea," everyone looked at him like he was crazy until Wash adds, "The crew of my ship, is under the command of a woman who really wants to kill everyone else because of stupidity."

"Yeah, she is stupid," Caboose states as the Odyssey flew into hyper space.

Wash realised what happened and says, "CABOOSE!? WHAT? HOW? Did you get untied!?"

Caboose simply states, "They tied me to Griff," there was a loud burp behind them and they saw Griff eating with his helmet on. One problem though, he was eating Teal'c's Iced Cream, he was beaten. Wash muted his helmet and screamed as loudly as possible.

Lister patted his shoulder, "I will keep an eye on him." Only for Wash to scream louder getting a smug look on Rimmer's face. Though it would be this that resulted in a crazy adventure.

General Landry watched out the front window as Atra, the Tekkadan engineers, Akihiro and Caboose were mesmerised as they travelled through a blue portal that allowed the Odyssey to fly a year's worth of travel in less than a year of travel at speeds less then light speed. The entire travel time lasted five minutes before exiting and General Landry stating, "conceal," with that Odyssey turned invisible as it appeared over a desert plant. "Carter, what does the computer detect?"

"Large life signs along with groups of what appears to be tribes travelling the desert. Though I am also detecting space crafts and energy signature in what appears to be the space ports," Carter states from the terminal next to him.

Lister spoke, "Well, do you have a small shuttle to land near the space port?"

General Landry simply states, "We will land nearby while cloaked."

"Well then, I can find a pub and get the lay of the land," Lister states.

"This is not a western Listy," Rimmer states.

"No, it is a spaceport like Jupiter station," that statement shut Rimmer up as Lister continued, "Look, give Caboose a Poncho and if anyone wants to come with they can." Lister's statement was met with Wash continuing to scream.

Mitchell then states, "Teal'c, Vala and I will join them, you know make sure they don't get killed."

Wash finally stopped screaming to say, "Make sure Caboose only uses Freckles."

"Freckles?" everyone asked before Caboose's gun spoke, "Hello."

Caboose frowns before aiming at Lister and pulling the trigger firing confetti. Lister looks to Caboose before chuckling. Lister simply says, "Hey Caboose, have you met Rimmer," only for Rimmer to run away into the ship like a coward. Lister then says, "Okay, someone should make sure that Rimmer does not touch anything," he then cocked his weapon, a Bozookoid before he says, "Let's meet the locals." With that Lister, Caboose and Lopez followed Mitchell, Teal'c and Vala, who was using the sensor logs to understand the dress code where they easily had the gear to wear.

The Odyssey landed while invisible on the large sand flats where they could easily walk into town and be able to get away just as quickly. Lister, and the poncho covered Caboose and Lopez, waited at the hanger doors before they stepped out, with Mikazuki watching them carefully as Atra stepped over with food for him to eat. Wash though was using equipment to turn invisible and followed the small group of explorers into the Spaceport. Where they learn that the place is called Mos Esilee and that everyone, was either a slave, smuggler, bounty hunter or criminal. The first bar they entered was down some steps past a small robot as the bar tended shouts about not serving droids. Lopez remained silent before Lister went up to the bar and says, "A drink, don't care what as long as I can get drunk off it."

The bar tender shakes his head and pours the drink as Mitechell states, "Hello, we are looking for information."

The BT simply says, "Look if you are looking for bounties the board is over there," pointing to a holographic post board to the side.

Lister smiles and says, "No, we are interested in navigation data, maybe some engineers interested in some work and if possible do you know where a good place to get some ships?"

The BT shakes his head and says, "Then you are in the right place, the locals have all that. But If you are looking for ship parts use Wato's Junk yard, it has everything you will need. Though if you want engineers you will be out of luck. The only people who work as engineers are the slaves around town, I know one kid but you would never be able to afford the boy."

"We are more into hiring," Mitchell states.

Lister then comments, "Plus I already have a Mechanoid Assistant who does everything, even when I tell him not to."

The BT leans forward before saying, "Look the Hutts are having an auction, at the Pod Racing starting line three days from now. There will be some interesting slaves to purchase that should give you what you need. If you don't want them as slaves you can free them," the BT then placed a hologram in place revealing some interesting slaves, showing a couple different of the possible purchases. Mainly woman. The BT then adds, "You want to use trade for the purchases. Though the Hutts are interested in Krayt Dragon Pearls. One of them you can purchase the entire auction."

Lister asks, "Where can we find one?"

"They live underground in the Sand People's territory," The BT states.

Lister smirks and says, "Done," Lister drinks his drink in a single gulp before looking at the glass as The BT was about to panic as Lister states, "Well that is probably the weakest hooch I have ever drunk. And I have drunk paint thinner that was better than this." The BT was scared before Lister walks over to Caboose and Lopez in time to see Caboose apparently win the Jackpot and have a gun pointed at him only for Lister to place his Bazookoid in the aliens back and says, "If you don't want to lose the top half of your body I suggest you give my friend his dues so then we can leave and you never have to see us again," the alien, a younger Rodian groans before submitting. The Rodian clicked his fingers and two blue skinned females with large tendrils instead of hair, and busts that make you weak at the knees. Lister blinks before asking Caboose, "What did you bet for two alien babes?"

"The nice green alien liked my gun and when it spoke he offered to teach me how to play a fun game and if I won I would get a special prize. If he won, Freckles would be borrowed for fun," Caboose states.

Lopez admits, "They thought he was an easy mark. They wanted Freckles after Caboose fired confetti. Not Racist at all."

Mitchell frowns before commenting, "Hopefully Teal'c and Vala got some better information."

The four, plus two, walked outside into the sun to find Vala and Teal'c walking out another store with Vala commenting, "turns out my natural seduction does not work in this universe. But we did learn about an auction at the race track in a couple days."

Lister Smirks and says, "Yeah, we learnt the same thing, plus Caboose is apparently a natural poker player," he looks to the two females and asks, "Do you two have anywhere to go?"

The two shakes their heads before commenting at the same time, "We live with master now," they hug each of Caboose's arms while Caboose with his old helmet appeared confused.

Caboose asks, "Who is your master?" earning two sets of giggles from the two alien girls. Caboose then asks, "Do you two want to meet Freckles?" Caboose showed them his gun as it said, 'Hello.'

Lister chuckles before commenting, "The innocents of a child in the body of a man." Lister was then thoughtful and asks, "Wait is Landry going to be upset, with two guests joining us?"

Mitchell simply says, "I will talk to General Landry," Mitchell then looks at to the two alien women and asks, "Do you know much about the galaxy?"

The Alien girls simply says together, "The Hutts are the crime organisation in the galaxy. Also Greedo would have us maintain his ship that he lost to Caboose," they held up what appeared to be a key to his ship.

Lister placed an arm around Caboose's shoulder and says, "Caboose, this is the start of an amazing friendship."

Caboose nods while one of the Aliens grabbed Lister's arm and proceeded rub herself on his arm. Caboose innocently asks, "What is she doing?"

"Being friendly," Lister states answering Caboose, "Now come on we have a Krayt Dragon to hunt." The two Alien's gasp before Lister asks, "I take it that is bad?"

"Krayt Dragons are colossal Sand Beasts that grow to the size of a star destroyer, and are only hunted by Sand People," the alien girls answered.

Lister frowns before thinking, "Maybe those robots would work."

Teal'c asks, "Why are we hunting a dragon?"

"They have some pearls that we can use to buy out the entire Auction apparently," Lister states as they started walking out the Space Port, confusing the two Alien girls until the entered the invisible field of Odyssey. Lister then turns to the two alien Girls do you think you could take Lopez and Teal'c to Greedo's ship and bring it back here?" the two girls nods and take those two back to the port while Lister and Mitchell led Caboose inside to see Griff being choked out by Mikazuki with Atra trying to talk him down. Griff apparently had found Mika's supplies and started eating while Mikazuki was distracted. Lister shakes his head before asking Mikazuki, "Hey, can your Gundam fight a dragon?"

Mikazuki frowns before commenting, "Is that a mobile suit or armour?"

"Apparently it is a giant sand worm that lives on this planet," Lister states.

"Sure," Mikazuki starts eating a dried raisin. Atra was confused before shaking her head at that while trying to talk down Mikazuki.

Akihiro who was in the hanger with them simply asks, "Why are we hunting a Dragon?"

"It has some pearls that are valuable to purchase an entire Auction," Mitchell states, "Apparently people who can help us are being sold."

General Landry stepped into the hanger and says, "I heard, Freckles recorded the entire conversation and used Caboose's helmet to contact us. I agree with this plan even if just to free some slaves. Carter already found what she believes to be this dragon creature, but we are going to have to move the ship to get to it quickly."

Lister states, "Well we need to wait, we are getting a ship brought to us. Can this ship tow other vessels?"

Landry states, "The Asgard could means we can. Once the ship shows up, we can move out. At minimum speed it will take twenty minutes to reach the area so you should get to your Gundams for battle."

With that Landry returned to the bridge with Mitchell and Atra, while Lister, Vala and Caboose went to the Engineering room, where they find Carter and Daniel still going over the data they collected. Carter was designing the equipment similar to the Gundams in the hanger before they heard a loud thud as a ship landed on the roof while the engineering drones proceeded to build an airlock to dock the two ships before Odyssey flew.

With Wash-Near the Pod Racing stadium.

Wash was concealed as he watched the slaves being fed, those refusing to eat apparently were whipped if the injuries were seen by Wash. Wash was tempted to shoot them with his rifle only for Landry to message him, "Wash, we have discovered an auction and now we have a plan to buy them all please keep an eye on them for three days." Wash growls in his helmet as he was forced to sigh as he got himself comfortable under a tarp to watch the forty or so slaves.

The fact that most of them were wearing what appeared to be metal bikinis, so he focused on one wearing faded blue armour that appeared quite young. Wash would become bored eventually and took a page out of Tucker's book.

Sea of Horrors-Sand People Hunting Ground-two hours later

A tribe of Sand People were running or riding their mounts, large elephant sized creatures with goat horns. The reason they were running in terror was the Godzilla sized worm with monstrous teeth they pissed off. How did they do that, they destroyed the eggs of the mother Krayt Dragon's nest. They were running like fools when suddenly they were saved by a large, white, red, blue and yellow, Barbatos crashed into the side of using it's over sized mace blade to cut and smash the creatures eyes violently causing it to burst and scream. To the side Gusion Rebake Full City was shooting with four heavy cannons from a distance while Barbatos was causing extreme damage to the body. Barbatos then leaped high into the air with its thrusters before flipping and shooting down at the Krayt Dragon and stabbing through its body and collecting three large spheres with Barbato's left hand servos. Barbatos was steaming from the fluids that were trying to melt its armour before Barbatos simply shook and released steam to burn off the digestive fluids.

The Sand People started cheering on Barbatos while they rushed to the dead creature to harvest it's meat. Though in the coming years the Sand People would start wearing white plates of armour and be seen welding large maces as they hunt and raid.

Barbatos landed with Gusion as Akihiro spoke to Mikazuki, "Why do you have to do everything, all the time?"

"Because it paves the path for Orga," Mikazuki states and receives an eye roll from Akihiro, while these two were unaware that they were heard by Carter and Daniel Jackson through the Asgard core developing a method to contact the Gundams and with the ships sensors they saw the entire battle while also discovering another ten Pearls in the beast and beamed them back to the Odyssey, revealing some pearls the size of small marbles only clear and some were generating power that according to the Asgard Database was similar to ascended beings.

Akihiro looked back at the Sand People of the desert planet and notices those that are about the size of children waving to them, "We were noticed."

Mikazuki spoke back, "It does not matter, we have what we came for and they get what they wanted," having noticed the starting of a fire for smoking meats and the cutting of large chunks to be cooked. Mikazuki states, "Let's go before they offer us some," with that Barbatos and Gusion jumped away with their thrusters only to be tracked and a large portion of meat to be gifted to them for their help in the hunt.

Barbatos and Gusion docked with the Odyssey that was hidden by a canyon large enough to fit the ship and conceal the ship, unless flown right over.

Montage of the rest of the day.

Mikazuki and Atra spent time together while Akihiro and the three Engineers spoke with Carter about apparent updates to the Gundams along with a work around connecting a Gundam directly into a human's spine. Lopez simply stood nearby listening so that he could help with the mechanics.

Lister, Rimmer, Griff, Cam, Teal'c, Daniel and Vala spent some time in the Lunch room of the ship, discussing life before being stranded in deep space and differences in shared history. Griff though really only pigged out on the supplies easily accessible.

General Landry and Caboose were speaking with the Twin slaves that they learnt as a species they were known as Twi'leks, about the galaxy at large, resulting in General Landry coming to grips with was the normal around this universe and made a decision he needed to speak with the other ship crews about.

Wash was still near the Slaves being held for Auction, the numbers increased while around town the number of ships increased due to the coming auction. Wash though was disgusted at the sight of young children bundled together by race. Though a couple creatures that appeared to be covered in fur of different shades of brown, these ones were whipped when they collapsed due to the heat.

Day of the Auction

The Odyssey was once again cloaked but it was floating at maximum range for its rail-guns to support the team of Lister, Mitchel, Teal'c and Lopez. Daniel and Vala waited on the bridge with General Landry, Vala was showing Griff how to use the systems to fly the ship for a quick escape. Rimmer was distracting Caboose with tails of his victories in his youth.

Lister carried to large pearls in a satchel as Cam and Teal'c would handle the haggling of the Auction, there was a hundred people many of different species. The head of the Auction was a young looking male Twi'lek at a podium setting everything up. Cam simply spoke to the Twi'lek, "Hi, Cam Mitchell, Bounty Hunter," the guards surrounded the group as Cam continued to smile, "We heard a rumour that you slavers would sell your entire stock for a Krayt Dragon Pearl. Is this true?"

The Twi'lek laughed and says, "With how valuable they are, you would be correct. But considering the larger the Pearl the more they are worth. No one short of a Sith Lord could kill one."

The Twi'lek laughed before Cam nodded to Lister who revealed one such pearl that shut the Twi'lek up. Cam simply asks, "So we have a deal?"

The Twi'lek frowns before stating, "You would be right, unfortunately you may have angered your competitors." Cam nods before Lister reveals the second Pearl.

Cam then states, "Also I want those transmitters you have implanted in them deactivated," this surprised the Twi'lek, but before he asked why, Cam continued, "No you cannot know why we want them. If you have a problem with that?" that was when Barbatos dropped in nearby scaring everyone else off, "they can speak to our head of customer service!" Barbatos' eyes glowed green before the slaves were freed and had their transmitters deactivated. Cam simply shouted to the group, "If anyone is good with machines we are hiring," the Odyssey landed nearby to carry everyone away from the planet. Of the hundred or so slaves about ninety of them signed up, and were placed in rooms to rest before the return journey.

The last one to join them hesitated as she stared at the Odyssey, now holding a helmet with 'T' shaped visor similar to her armour. The young lady, looked to Mitchell and asks, "If I go with you? Will I gain power like your head of Customer Service?"

Cam Mitchell simply states, "If we can trust you with it. Got a name?"

"Bo-Katan Kryze," the young woman states before being led inside the hanger and past Barbatos docking in the ship. Several criminals returned to the area with tanks while Wash stood on Odyssey and started sniping them as Odyssey took off with the cargo ship still docked to the roof. Wash went inside while Odyssey flew away, while unknowingly having an audience of slave children having heard Barbatos' landing gained, including one blond boy, way too young to understand what was going on.

Arrival system-A day later

Since Odyssey left Red Dwarf and the rest of Tekkadan and Wash's 'friends' to their own devices apparently Orga allowed his crew to do some light exploring of Red Dwarf while the remains of Red Team got completely lost until they followed Cat around for a bit and ended up in the cargo decks when they lost the cool dude. Tucker and Carolina had been working with Kryten to find Caboose something that was assisted by Orga contacting everyone to keep an eye out for the blue armoured terror of existence. After five days of panic Carolina calmed down while Tucker was screaming in shock, at seeing Caboose, with two hot alien babes.

Orga entered the hanger to see Mikazuki who had moved Barbatos off the Odyssey but had yet to return to the Tekkadan hanger. Orga was about to speak with him when General Landry walked up to him and says, "You are in charge of Tekkadan, Orga Itsuka," Lister walks over, "I need to talk to you and the other leaders to decide our next steps. Have your head Engineer and those in charge of resources join us. Mister Lister has offered a meeting in the Main Bridge."

Orga frowns before stating, "Very well," Orga starts to walk towards Mikazuki when Lister stopped him.

"About before, I am still interested," Lister states before following Landry over to Wash, who was shouting at Tucker about Griff and Caboose while Carolina was tempted to let Wash break Tucker in half. Lister zoned out before heading over to the former slaves and called the Scutters to lead everyone out the hanger and to the closest residential rooms while informing them if they find anything interesting in the rooms it is fair game to keep, mainly clothes.

Kryten then arrived and states, "Mister Lister, how was your trip?"

Lister thought for a minute before stating, "It felt good Kryten, better than it has been for the last few years. Is the main bridge clean?" Kryten nods before Lister states, "Listen, if Rimmer asks tell him that the meeting is at the rear viewing platform. Oh and I need an inventory of everything we have collected over the years," Kryten nods in understanding before an hour later Rimmer tells Kryten to prepare a meeting at said platform.

Bo-Katan had walked onto the large ship wearing her helmet before noticing Orga speak with Mikazuki and walked over to speak with them about joining up.

Red Dwarf Main Bridge Meetting room-One hour later

General Landry, Carter, and Jackson sat at one side of the large square table, while Orga, Yamagi, an elderly black man with prosthetic legs and Kudelia sat across from them. Carolina and Wash sat to Landry's left with Wash holding a tablet inventory, while across from them sat Lister with a pad of paper that he was going over to refresh his memory of past adventures, the second file was a list of percentages and masses of the ores and minerals that Red Dwarf had collected over the three million plus years.

Orga appeared asleep but was awake and clearly stressed as Landry started, "As it turns out we found ourselves in a galaxy filled with different cultures and technology. But it has so many different problems, slavery is apparently common in this universe and the galaxy has a shared governing body, called the Senate that controls the Republic of planets. No form of military, what they do have is either being dismantled or replaced with their peace keepers, a group of magic monks with laser swords as it turns out."

Orga appeared annoyed as he asks, "What do want to do about it?"

Landry frowns before stating, "We are all stuck here. I am proposing that we pool our resources and work together. Whether to find a way home or just stay put to help those we can."

Orga was surprised before asking, "Let me guess under your command?" Orga glared at Landry waiting for a conformation.

Only he did not get what he expected as Landry states, "No, I am too old for this. I can give advice when needed. Colonel Carter can supply technical expertise in that she has been working on helping your subordinate Mikazuki, her scans of the armour that Wash, Caboose and Griff were wearing could assist with that and allow him to connect with Barbatos. Doctor Jackson has discovered that the different Sentients we have met speak all of the languages he knows along with more he can learn."

Orga asks, "Can this doctor fix a bullet wound?"

Daniel sighs and says, "I am not that kind of Doctor. I have a university degree that means I get a fancy title next to my name for the subject I studied."

Orga glares before Lister states, "He studies very old dishes and squiggles on walls." Orga nods in understanding . Daniel mouths a simple 'thank you' before Lister continues, "Anyway, Red Dwarf has enough raw materials to help fix and repair those robots of yours. Red Dwarf though requires Helium Isotope twenty three so we cannot really leave the planet system without the engines stalling due to lack of fuel, but we can stay in orbit indefinitely."

Carolina asks, "Should you really be making this decision alone?"

"I am the only living and assigned crew member of Red Dwarf. Plus Kryten would just agree with me and Cat would not care as long as he wears any of his fancy clothes," Lister states with a chuckle before stating, "Though we have about twenty different derelicts in the different hangers. Twenty of the original one hundred Starbugs are intact. Repairs have been an issue. Would have one less but nineteen of them are just too far away for two people. Though we do have about ninety eight remaining blue midgets."

Wash spoke up next, "Well, we have enough equipment from Project Freelancer, a bunch of suits for anyone can use. Along with some vehicles along with their blueprints probably take us a couple years to build ourselves."

Carter spoke, "The Asgard Computer can assist in constructing everything but creating items without the base components would exhaust or large but somewhat limited power supply."

Orga simply states, "Tekkadan requires a planetary base for training to teach our new recruits to use the equipment."

Carter spoke up, "The planet below has an oxygen rich environment plenty of ores for mining. The Asgard Computer has designed a method to travel planet side without beaming or flying down to the surface. It can be scaled to support your Gundams."

"And other Mobile Armours and Workers?" Orga states before adding, "Though our ship is not fast enough to travel to that desert planet."

Orga was concealing the fact he was upset by appearing patient and aloft before Carter states, "With the materials Red Dwarf contains, I can begin designing a new ship for you compared to your current ship. Though I noticed a major design fault you can only launch one Mobile Armour at a time, if you would like, I can design a new ship that can launch four at once."

Kudelia who had been silent this whole time spoke, "Can you help Mikazuki?"

Carter looked to the young woman before admitting, "Combining, the suits from Mother of Invention, the control system of your Gundams and the Asgard Computer making a modification to the control interface, we can return his ability to control his own body. With one possible side effect of it increasing the strain on the mind while he pilots Barbatos."

Orga jaw tightens until Kryten arrives with Akihiro carrying Mikazuki who says, "Orga," Orga looks to Mikazuka and he appeared nervous as Mikazuki states, "I will do whatever you choose."

Orga relaxes before standing, "Very well. General guy, I don't think we should work for this republic. We should consider ourselves a Paramilitary Group and we only handle Honest Jobs no attacking civilian targets," Orga then stands, "but above everything, help Mikazuki."

Carolina removes her helmet revealing exhausted eyes and dark red hair simply says, "This will be an interesting challenge. Though Red Dwarf is a big target."

General Landry states, "Then we should ensure that no one can locate us with by ship."

Carter then states, "I checked the Asgard Computer, we can make some Star Gates sir," Landry sighs in relief before Carter states, "Though the Gundams won't fight inside unless we change the design. But it will limit the number of them we can make at the moment."

Doctor Jackson comments, "Well then we don't need to use the star constellation and instead use passwords."

Lister then comments, "Well then. We are Mercenaries then," he then points to Orga and General Landry and asks, "Who is in charge?"

General Landry simply states, "Orga for the Gundam section of the group and Carolina for their section of intelligence gathering. Carter can assist with teaching your Engineers our science, while Teal'c, Mitchell and Doctor Jackson can teach your men some skills that should help them in combat." Doctor Jackson looks at the General strangely until the Landry states, "How to speak the languages of possible hostile elements it can stop incidents and ensure that your men can discover possible traps." Orga eyes widened before he nods in understanding and intended to order it be mandatory to learn at least one extra language in Tekkadan. Mikazuki was curious while Akihiro appeared annoyed.

Carter speaks up, "The Asgard Computer estimates that preparing everything will require an estimated three to four years before we can consider even defending ourselves in the case of a full scale assault, we are unsure on training everyone will need. Though we can develop a stealth ship to gather intelligence around the galaxy, it is desperately needed."

Carolina frowns before stating, "That may be a problem," not wanting to explain but knew that she should.

Time Skip Five years-Orbit over Tauri Tekkadan Prime-Red Dwarf

Dave Lister, the universe's tied for first laziest slob, having lost that title was doing something that his friends always gave pause when they see it, was doing chin ups in his shared quarters while Kryten to the side was preparing him his classic breakfast, enough greasy meat to clog his arteries. Though now he was in the best shape he never thought he could be, and it was all because of his finding a path to move forward. That path was Gundam.

Kryten spoke up, "Mister Lister sir, you got a letter today from Mister Rimmer, mainly his dislike about you leading the defence guard while he is limited to the observation post. Though he mentioned a request to transfer posts again. Apparently they tried shooting him again."

Lister simply states, "Then have him retire or move him to an office job," Lister drops down and rolls his shoulder and asks, "Anything else worth mentioning?"

Kryten simply states, "Well he asked for you to give him your position while mentioning why you should not be put in charge of people."

Lister shakes his head before commenting, "He delayed everyone's training to use the equipment by a month because he unplugged a cable in an area he was not meant to be along with having everyone perform his safety plans every time miss spell a word in a report." Lister then asks, "Has Sam called yet?"

Kryten appeared jealous before stating, "She has sent a message for a voice call in twenty minutes," with that Lister rushed to the shower quickly clean himself up and was dressed quickly in his Uniform which was a modified version of the suits from the Mother of Invention though he had a modified leather vest over the armour, Lister then grabbed his helmet which appeared more skull like with spikes. Lister moved so that he was standing ready to speak to Sam Carter who appeared on screen only with longer hair and wearing a black jacket like Lister's.

Lister speaks, "Hey Sam," he smiles lightly, "How is things planet side?"

Sam smiles and says, "Well development of the new ships have gone perfectly they will be ready to deploy in a couple days. Turns out I will be joining you in the coming weeks. Jim and Bexly have been missing Kryten," Sam smiles as two young faces look into the camera, these two being three year olds waving to Lister.

Lister smirks to the two and asks them, "Have you two been good to your Mom?" the two simply gave Lister, a thumbs up each before Lister looks to Sam, "Have they?" Sam shakes her head 'no' getting a chuckle from Lister who continues, "How is work?"

Sam holding the two young boys simply states, "Fine, we have finished three more automated observation posts, Odyssey is preparing to move them into the nearby systems, Naboo, PTM-002 and PTM-003. Though Carolina has stated an issue with Naboo that has been forming, Wash, Tucker, Akihiro and Hush have returned to Tattoine with more information. Though Wash has suggested that he may be offered a job in a few weeks."

Lister nods before asking, "What about the Stargate system?"

Sam smiles and says, "Good, have connected to PTM-002 and 003. I have been considering having one on Tattoine, but we need a location that won't get raided," Lister nods before Sam asks, "How is our other baby?"

"Ready to tear up some space," Lister smirks before commenting, "After this I will be going on patrol."

Sam smiles and states, "Next time you bring it down I have a couple upgrades ready."

Lister smiles and says, "Love you babe," Sam blows him a kiss before closing the call and looks to Kryten and says, "Well, time for work I won't be back for dinner and I will see you for breakfast tomorrow," with that Lister leaves to get to the hanger quickly past several Tekkadan members, some of which were not human having joined up with them five years ago. Lister then reached his destination, his hanger. Inside was a large red Gundam, with skull shoulders and a pair of cannons on its waist, the chest having a third skull larger than those on the shoulders, sitting on a large Gundam sized Motor Cycle that actually was a booster for long distance missions and could be interchanged on the battle field. Though the bike can also act as a transport and the test bed for future upgrades mainly the installation of a Tauri Hyperdrive.

Lister placed his helmet on his head resulting in the helmet retracting so that the helmet actually became a skull shaped as Lister was lifted up the elevator so that he could dock with his Gundam.

Lister reached the cockpit and says, "Red-Comet let's tear up the cosmos!" he got inside as his modified power suit connected his mind, connecting man and machine as one, only without the risk of permanently paralysing the pilot's body when overloading the body. "Dave Lister! Red-Comet Hyper Racer! LAUNCH!" the Hyper Racer Booster's rear tire spun at high speeds before launching out Red Dwarf's hanger revealing the air space over the planet Tauri Tekkadan, named after what humans were known as for in the Carter's world while adding Tekkadan as a proper name for the planet instead of PTM-001. Lister smiles as he speeds through the area, past several of the old derelicts he had collected over the years, being salvaged for materials, and considering that so many of them are mainly the outer shells, though they are mainly docked around a large platform connected to the surface of the planet with a large service elevator connected to the main base below, connected with the Odyssey which as a connection to the base through the Asgard Computer controlling all the major equipment. A few miles from the elevator was a farm used to grow food for everyone and in the other three directions were a series of vehicles that they had collected around the Galaxy with the assistance of their Wookie allies and the information they had collected over the last few years.

Lister laughs loudly as he starts patrolling the system while appearing to joy ride between the salvaging ships and the Tekkadan battle ship created by Sam Carter, twice the size of the original ship, only with four sets of cargo crates and with six launch pads, one on each cargo pod and two where the original launch pad was located, and the biggest design change to the engines being that it can enter and leave the a planet's atmosphere.

Lister then rode away from the planet towards the other side of the system near the meteor belt that that has the only entrance and exit with the regular hyper-drive that leads to Naboo but is concealed by a gas giant for another hundred years.

With Carolina-Naboo-a couple days later

Carolina was concealed with her chameleon designed camouflage system holding a sniper rifle as she spied on the distantly approaching army of robots riding cream coloured floating tanks and carried inside brown transports. Carolina groans in annoyance before contacting her team, "Looks like the Trade Federation is taking over, conceal the Mobile Suits and the stay hidden don't attract attention," she received three acknowledgements from her team of trainee Freelancers. Carolina continued watching the coming terror before pulling out what appears to be a crystal stone and speaking into the device, "Command! We have a problem."

:End of Chapter one:

There you have it, if I continue with this story It will be individual stories mainly of the four crews. So a Freelancer story one chapter, Tekkadan focus on another chapter, SG-1 solves a major problem here or the Dwarf Crew does something stupid and needs to undo their mistake.

Either way I hope you enjoyed, comments and reviews are welcome and until next time...BEWARE THE WRAITH!