Basically felt like doing this because I can. However, I wanted to go over personality changes with the siblings below.
Lori: While still very stern and gets angered easily, she's not nearly as rude to her siblings. In this version, she may come off as rude but really does wants what's best for them, and sometimes even ends up being right about something. She is tired and a little grumpy, but she does love her family and boyfriends. Has fewer friends than in the show due to her becoming annoyed easily and a tendency to insult someone she doesn't like in creative ways (You're literally such a bitch that I can imagine a dog fucking you, etc). Still addicted to her phone as well. She is VERY protective of her loved ones, and if you so much as tease her younger siblings, you better expect an angry pounding on the door, followed by a long, swear filled speech about how she'll turn you into a human pretzel if you keep this shit up, 'kay? Lori still golfs, but her calling is photography, specifically animal photography. Works at Gus' Games and Grub as a cook, as she is the only sibling who can cook without burning the entire house down, and she often helps her dad make food.
Leni: Still an air-headed fashionista, but the smartest in the family when it comes to emotions. She's surprisingly mature when it comes to someone's emotional state and will always cheer one of her siblings up after a bad day. She's not as dumb as the show makes her seem, but she's still very forgetful and has loose lips. She is also very strong and, weirdly enough, trains with Lynn to keep it up, making them very close. She's very good at craftmanship like in the show and often whittles and repairs clothes for her siblings in her spare time. She's the reason her parents only have to go clothing shopping once a year. Also a goody two shoes and get uncomfortable when she sees one of her siblings doing something she knows they're not supposed to do it. She's also much more responsible than in the show, you give a task and she'll do whatever she can to get it done! Her talent is fashion design (obviously)
Luna: Still a chill rockstar, but has empathy issues and lashes out under stress. She isn't very responsible and tends to float between jobs, often getting fired for either listening to music instead of helping customers or lashing out at a karen. She has anxiety and feels like her parents are disappointed in her. She tends to sneak out at night for concerts. She really does love her family though and gets worried when one of her siblings are having a bad day or if they exclude her from an activity. Plays almost every instrument on god's green earth and is good at them too! She can't take jokes about her well but masks it with a laugh and a fake smile because of her worries of being called a baby. She's in a band called The Moon Goats like in the later seasons, but I moved them to the beginning of the show because I can and for reasons you'll see later! Like in the show, she enjoys English culture and wants to move to Liverpool when she gets older
Luan: Still a cheery comedienne but tends to make jokes in the worst of situations and doesn't really have a filter. Like in the show, she's very skilled in comedy and performs at kids birthday parties for money, which is the only time she'll actually tell age-appropriate jokes. She is very optimistic and wants nothing more than the world to laugh with her, one corny pun at a time. She gets bullied in middle school (Because she seems a bit young to be in highschool. I was only 14 in highschool for a few months) and has major school avoidance. She's a bit childish and petty as well, often slamming a banana cream pie in the face of the mean girl who made fun of her braces yesterday. Since her siblings tend to see her as annoying and because of the aforementioned bullying, she has self-esteem issues, anxiety, and depression, although it has yet to be diagnosed. Socially inept and sensitive yet clever and puts her siblings before herself. Also, I'm cutting out the April Fools episodes because they make her look horrible.
Lynn: Still the all-star athlete of the house, but now with an inferiority complex and ADHD! Haha, we get all sorts of mental illness representation here! (Just to note, I have most of these issues I mentioned myself, so I mostly will write from experience and research). She is rough and tough and will snap at you if you do something that angers her. She has trouble being gentle, once trying to play football with baby Lana and nearly threw the ball in her face (don't worry, the parents are much more competent in this, so she got grounded for an entire month). She is very competitive and will do anything to win, even play dirty. And like in the show, she happens to be superstitious. Unlike the show, she mostly just has good luck charms and rituals and would never force her siblings into it, unlike THAT episode. Can't focus on one thing for very long unless it happens to be sports. Immature with a crass sense of humor. She was bullied terribly in middle school, so she became much tougher in order to survive. However, she hates bullying and will stand up for someone being picked on, including her siblings. Tends to be prideful as a means of over-compensation for insecurity. She's also emotionally constipated and is very bad at handling her feelings, usually releasing them through anger. Cares a lot what others think of her, more than she'd like to admit, really.
Lincoln: Still the man with a plan, he plans to be a comic book writer when he gets older. He's very mature for his age and helps Lori with taking care of his siblings, often settling arguments and helping with lists. He loves video games, comics, and TV like in the show. He tends to do things without thinking of the consequences first. He can be selfish and takes things way too seriously, but he's also clever, caring, and responsible. He makes plans to survive in the house and is very independent. He's in the phase where he pretends to not need his parents because he's not a baby anymore, but he's secretly a huge momma's boy. However, he has no qualms hanging out with his sisters, even if he gets teased occasionally for it. Has a good memory, which is helpful since he never studies for a test yet is still a mostly A's student. Very calm and collected as well, making him great at staying neutral in arguments.
Lucy: Still the goth of the family, she surprisingly feels emotions very strongly. She just doesn't express them very dramatically. She speaks in a montone like in the show. Very creative with a love for the supernatural, writing a collection of stories styled like the Grimms Fairytales. She has only read them to her family once, but they looked concerned and asked if she was okay. Yes, she's fine mom, she just likes darkness! She loves reading about the occult and hopes one day to discover a vampire's castle. She gets sick easily and has Ashma due to being born a month prematurely. Unlike the show, her eyes are actually shown, but she can barely see without glasses. She gets bullied at school for being a weird emo who doesn't have a lot of friends. She is actually a brunette and just dyes her hair black. Hates being called an emo, since she's not depressed and hates life, she just likes the supernatural and dressing Gothically. Unlike the show that has her having Fangs, she has a black cat named Salem who is her fur baby. She also seems to predict the future with a 60% accuracy. Like in the show, she and Lincoln are the only family members who believe in ghosts.
Lana: Still a tomboy and a handyman like in the show. She loves anything dirty and refuses to take baths more than once a week. She has a fox named Todd, a Raccoon named Cooper, a Lizard named Izzy, a garden snake name El Diablo, a rat named Bitey, and a frog named Hopps. She is loud, rude, and a showoff, but is also caring and eager to learn. She helps her parents fix most of the mechanical issues in the house. She and Lola get at each other's throats due to proximity but would trade an arm and a leg for her. Her stomach can handle eating raw meat and garbage at this point because she's ate it so much, but there's been many a time where she got food poisoning.
Lola: Still a pageant powerhouse, but now with more redeeming character traits! She's still bratty and tattletale, but she always makes sure to thank her siblings when they do something kind to her. She has dyslexia and is insecure about it. She doesn't like it when things don't go her way and can be a bit of a control freak. She swears like a sailor, which often lands her trouble. Would kill someone for Lana, even though every day the tomboy tests her patience. Would be horrified if someone said she doesn't care about her family! She loves them, even if she's not the best at showing it! Is a good student and sells homework for two dollars at school.
Lisa: Still a genius, but now a little more caring. She is still very smart and talks like a walking Thesaurus. However, she never tests anything dangerous or permanent on her siblings. She's a scientist, not a madwoman. She is monotone and can come off as condescending, which leads to her classmates not befriending her until the Darcy incident. She tends to ignore her own needs and become so wrapped up in her studying that she forgets to eat and sleep, causing her parents to worry about her. Her favorite subjects are mathematics, biology, and astronomy. She can and will talk your ear off if you ask her about anything in those fields even if you try to leave the conversation. Collects fecal samples because she's four years old, what do you expect? She tutors her older siblings and is an absolute demon when it comes to punctuality (once banged a pot with a wooden spoon and ran into Lori's room at 5:00 AM on a Monday because she forgot to study for a History test)
Lily: Same as she is in the show.