"peter we got a competition coming up in New York, so you coming or Stark internship."
"Uhh coming MJ.
I'll be there."
"Cool."
"Yeah no problem."
This was the beginning of many problems.
Avengers Compound: Upstate New York.
Tony was digging around a spare parts box while Rhodey was scanning Ebay for a part Tony needed.
"You really need this part to fix Dummy?"
"Yes!"
2 Weeks later.Luxury hotel: Upstate New York.
"Sorry your not on our list, the best we can do is refund or book you in as soon as possible."
"But we...
Sorry we need refund then thanks.
Sorry kids we will be missing the Decathalon then."
There was a loud wave of disappointed noises but Peter had a plan.
"Sir, can you drive us to Avengers Compound?"
"Peter I respect your commitment to the internship, but no I can't just drive you."
"No, I might be able to get us a place to stay for the decathalon."
"To the bus then."
On the bus."Dude are we gonna get to meet TONY STARK!"
"Ned, he doesn't even know Mr Stark, we are just gonna get kicked out by the Iron legion, or are you dating the Scarlet witch Penis Parker?"
"No I'm not Flash so shut it, and I don't know what will happen I am just about to call happy to find out what's going to happen."
After minutes of trying to call happy the bus is pulled over.
"we are here, Peter you go and the rest of us stay-"
"AND WATCH PARKER GET KICKED OUT!"
"Okay."
As peter walked out to the building he felt worried that Mr Stark was not going to say yes, which was highly likely as he was appearing unannounced to have five of his classmates stay at the compound.
"Hello, Vision!"
Peter called out whilst walking through the empty building hoping someone would come.
Tony walked out looking confused.
"Hey, Mr Stark."
Peter sheepishly greeted while walking towards him.
"What?"
Tony asked narrowing his eyes knowing the kid wanted something.
"Can my decathalon team stay here a few nights?"
As Tony and Peter began to squabble Flash walked in with Ned not far behind.
"YO PENIS PARKER YOU STILL ALIVE?"
"PeTeR?"
The two boys looked around before freezing at the sight before them as they saw Peter shoot Tony's mouth with a web to shut it.
"Please I will do a lunch run."
Tony ripped the web of and responded:
"Fine Spider-Man."
At that Ned and Flash ran over,
"YOU DO KNOW TONY STARK!"
"AND YOUR SPIDER-MAN!?"
"YOU SAID...(inhale in frustration) you said that they were on the bus."
"I also said there likely to come soon."
"Just get them in and do the lunch run."
"Yes."
As Peter took his classmates into his room the question was raised.
"So you get a room here with the Stark internship?"
"No.
I am Spider-Man."
"No your the lunch man.
My usual, twenty-five cheeseburgers, War-Machine wants a normal cheeseburger meal aaand, VISION WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR LUNCH?"
"CHICKEN KING MEAL PLEASE."
"Yep, and that is it."
"I am Spider-Man."
"And I am Iron man, witch means I'm your boss witch means you are supposed to be going to burger king and getting my lunch."
"Yep going."
Peter left taking the money from Tony's hand and leaving.
And after returning he gave everyone their lunch before going to his room to practice with the team.
At dinner.
"Vision made dinner kids!"
As the students cheered Rhodey scurried to the side of the room as to not get knocked down by a mob of hungry teenagers but was surprised when they walked past in an orderly fashion and greeted him on the way past.
"wow this is extremely good!"
"Thank you."
Vision was eating with one hand and stroking Peter with the other all through the meal.
"Please stop!"
"But animals like being petted and spiders are animals!"
"They don't like being stroked!"
As Tony sat down he interrupted:
"They do!
I have stroked a spider!"
"Yeah Mr Stark, when?"
"Boarding school!
When I was eight years old!
They came in with snakes spiders and frogs."
"Okay, well vision.
I am also human.
And humans don't like being stroked, do they Mr Stark?"
"Depends on who is stroking me."
Tony grins as all the teens make disgusted noises, but Rhodey smiles when he sees who walked in.
"That is disgusting, really Tony!"
Tony swivels round as Pepper walks in.
"Look it's the one person who can stroke me!"