(A few hours ago, on the night Lincoln left his home, everyone in the Loud House is fast asleep. Leni, however, was awake as she makes her way to the kitchen to get a glass of water. While she was pouring herself a glass, she heard a noise coming from outside. She looked out of the window and saw Lincoln sliding down the emergency slide that Lisa installed in his room awhile back.)
Leni: Linky? What are you doing outside of the house? It's already late!
(Lincoln does not hear Leni and decides to dash off outside.)
Leni: Where is he going? Well, whatever it is, I hope he takes back what he said about us. (She was going back to her room, scowling) What kind of a brother says all those nasty insults to his own family? (She suddenly stops with guilt) Well, then again, he did try to help me gain my driver's license while Lori tried to stop us. Maybe he needs some comfort.
(Leni puts on her jacket and goes outside of the Loud House. A few minutes passed by, and she made it to the Royal Woods Park. She stopped in her tracks when she heard a scream and some yellow lights flashing.)
Leni: That must be Linky! Hold on, little brother, I'm coming!
(She ran towards the place where the scream was. By the time she got there, she saw her brother dusting himself off.)
Leni: Linky? Are you alright?
Bill Cipher: (possessing Lincoln) Relax, Blondie. (turns around towards Leni) You can't even imagine how great I feel right now.
Leni: (relieved) Oh thank goodness. Lincoln, what are you doing out here so late at night?
Billincoln: Just thought it looks like a nice night to go for a stroll in the park.
Leni: What was with that scream of yours, then? Sounded like you were in pain. And there were some lights out.
Billincoln: That? It was just so quiet and peaceful out here, I just had to break the silence and what better way to do it than letting out a scream of joy. Trust me, my vocal cords are kind of broken. I bet there were fireflies around this time of the night.
Leni: Oh. Well, all that matters is that you're okay. (gives her possessed brother a hug) Come on, let's head home.
Billincoln: Sure thing Blondie. Hey, how about keeping this a secret from the others, yeah?
Leni: Of course, Linky.
(Billincoln gathers up all of Lincoln's belongings in the backpack and walks home with Leni. As they got back to the house, they snuck back their rooms.)
Leni: (whispering) Good night, Linky.
Billincoln: (whispering) Night, Blondie.
(Billincoln closes the door, chuckles for a bit gets on Lincoln's bed and getting comfortable. Both of his eye pupils turn into hands, pull his eyelids down like window blinds and falls asleep. The camera zooms into the inside of his head, finding Lincoln floating and tied up in yellow glowing chains. Bill Cipher then appears in front of Lincoln.)
Bill: So, how's my favorite Loud Child doing?
Lincoln: You liar! You lied to me! You said you just wanted a puppet!
Bill: Well, I got you, don't I!?
Lincoln: That does not apply to this!
Bill: Really? Because if I remember correctly, you were willing to trade anything just to get away from your sisters. Now here we are, you stuck in here while I'm taking your place dealing with your sisters.
Lincoln: I don't get it! Why are you doing this!?
Bill: Listen kid, it's nothing personal. It's just business. Let's just say I got big plans coming up.
Lincoln: What plans?
Bill: That is a need to know basis and you do not need to know! But before I get down to business, I should have some fun first! How about I start my terror your school and then I'll deal with your SISTERS! See you soon, kid!
Lincoln: Bill, no!
(Bill snaps his fingers and disappears. He reappears in a place where Lincoln holds his memories about everyone he knows.)
Bill: Now, (cracks his fingers) Let's see what I'm dealing with. (laughs evilly)
(On the next morning, the Loud sisters as usual were arguing. This time, they were arguing on their choice of breakfast. Lynn Sr. was cowering in fear.)
Lana: I call the omelet!
Lynn Jr: Nope, that's for me!
Leni: I thought you said the bacon was yours.
Luna: Nah, dudette. Luan already claimed it.
(The arguing was going louder, and all it did was make Lynn Sr. suck his thumb in fear. Suddenly, a door flung open, grabbing everyone's attention. What they saw was a big metal platter. It landed in the kitchen and it revealed to be lots of delicious food for breakfast. Pancakes, waffles, omelets, hash browns, bacon, syrup, you name it. Lynn Sr's jaw dropped in shock while the sisters cheered and chowed down.)
Lynn Jr: Thanks for the meals, mom!
Rita: That wasn't me!
Lisa: Maybe our father did this.
Lynn Sr: I wish.
Lori: Hmm. Did anyone of us made all that food? (the others shook their heads) Who literally spent all the time making a great breakfast for us?
(The Louds looked behind the platter. They gasped in shock. It was "Lincoln" wearing a chef's hat and apron.)
Billincoln: Surprised to see me?
Lola: YOU?
Lynn Jr: You made all this food for us?
Lana: Why?
Billincoln: Well, for starters, if I'm going to be living as an adult, I gotta start practicing the skills I need to survive out there. Like cooking for example!
Lucy: You're not even a high school student.
Billincoln: Fair, but I still should at least learn it once I get older and mature like Phone Girl over there?
Lori: (in mind) Phone Girl?
Luna: Even with those facts being true, how can you still do this for us considering your big blowout last night?
Billincoln: Well, you see, the amount of stress I dealt with you guys, I just realized something. Blaming you guys for my anger was wrong. If anything, I'm the one that deserves the blame! If I'm gonna make it up to you guys, I must prove myself to you guys. And I want to apologize for yelling at you guys. Can you forgive me?
(The Loud sisters looked at each other dumbfounded. Their only brother saying he deserves the stress thanks to them? Something feels off.)
Billincoln: Oh, and I also gave Vanzilla a free car wash/upgrade.
(The sisters cheered and hugged their brother. Rita and Lynn Sr were confused)
Lola: Man, that food you made right now is a MASSIVE improvement over last night!
Luan: I felt like I woke up from Heaven!
Lucy: That breakfast made me feel alive.
(As the sisters were complimenting Billincoln's success, he noticed the clock.)
Billincoln: I hate to break up the compliments, but we have school to attend!
(The others' eyes widened, realizing he is right. Rita got into Vanzilla, with the children following her. Lynn Sr still laid on the ground, speechless that his only son was better at cooking than he ever was.)
Lynn Sr.: Son… better… cook… than… me?
(The pets got onto the scene, wondering what they missed. As Charles was about dig on Lynn Sr's face, he stood up, and ran to Lincoln's room to find out where he had got the skills to learn how to cook. Cliff got on the sofa and clawed it, with Walt flying outside of the house to make a nest. Geo, with his hamster ball, rolled to find something under the kitchen table.)
Lynn Sr.: (off-screen) Where has that crazy lunatic learned how to cook better than me?!
(A few hours later, after dropping off the majority of the sisters to their respective schools, Rita Loud dropped off Billincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa to Royal Woods Elementary School school.)
Rita Loud: Bye, kids! Have fun at school!
Lucy, Lana, Lola & Lisa: Bye, Mom!
Billincoln: Bye, Rita!
(Lucy and others were surprised on how Billincoln called her by her maiden name. Rita was surprised as well but didn't pay too much attention to it and drove off to work. Billincoln and the others entered school and to their classes. Ronnie and Clyde shown up and approach to Billincoln.)
Clyde: Hey, Lincoln!
Ronnie Anne: What's up, Lame-O?
Billincoln: (To Clyde) Well, if it isn't my good friend Nosebleed! How's it going, buddy!? (To Ronnie) Heyo, Ronalda!
(Ronnie and Clyde looked at each other confused)
Clyde: Nosebleed? Where did you get that from?
Ronnie: Why did you call me Ronalda?
Billincoln: (To Clyde) What? It's a well-suited nickname for someone like yourself. It's the only thing I remember about you the most since you are attracted to one of my siblings. (To Ronnie) I decided to learn more languages. Like Spanish, for example. That one is the easiest since I hang out with you and your familia. Pretty clever, huh?
Clyde: That nickname sounds mean-spirited if you ask me.
Ronnie: That is strange of you, Lame-O. When did you get interested in learning our language?
Billincoln: Ever since I visited your place at the Casagrandes, Ronalda. And as for you, Nosebleed, it is not mean spirited if I use you like a slave. To prove my point, here's a picture of my sister Lori! (He hands him a picture of Lori)
Clyde: (starts to babble) L-l-l-lori? (his nose starts to bleed, which he quickly covers)
Ronnie: Ew, gross.
(Billincoln starts laughing)
Ronnie: Does he always do this?
Billincoln: Only at several times whenever he approaches her!
(Clyde gets a bit upset)
Clyde: Not cool, Lincoln. Not cool.
Billincoln: Relax, you two. This is only the beginning. Wait till you see what happens at the rest of the school day! (He starts jumping, making a weird scream)
Ronnie: That was wild, even for Lame-O.
Clyde: Well, whatever it was, let's just ignore it. We got a school day to attend!
(An hour later, Billincoln entered Mrs. Johnson's classroom. He sees that Papa Wheelie and Flat Tire are talking to some of their classmates. This gave him an opportunity to sneak up behind them. Billincoln grabbed their pairs of underwear and pulled them as hard as he can, giving the two kids some huge wedgies. The classmates start laughing widly at them. When the two kids were fixing their underwear, they were angry. Rusty ended up entering the scene shortly after. Billincoln had a devilish smile as he sneaked between Papa Wheelie and Flat Tire.)
Billincoln: That Rusty kid gave you wedgies!
(Rusty noticed the thing and saw that Papa Wheelie and Flat Tire were angry at him. Rusty ended up running out of the classroom, with the two chasing him. Some violent noises were heard, including punches. Billincoln was chuckling to himself while making sure no one noticed his quiet laughter. His next idea to cause mischief was at gym class.)
Coach: (blows his whistle) Dodgeball time!
(Clyde was dodging the balls as the best he could, but he didn't expect Billincoln to grab him and use him like a baseball bat. Every time a dodgeball came, Billincoln swung, hitting the ball back its owner fast, causing the kids on the other team to crash on the back on the wall, making holes on the wall. And Clyde suffered most of this event. During at lunch hours in the cafeteria, Artie was eating his lunch. He had a chicken drumstick. Billincoln had the idea to smack him with a lunch tray while he was eating. Artie ended up eating the whole thing, bones, and all. When he recovered, he saw that Billincoln was pointing at Liam, who was busy eating a huge pretzel. Artie walked up to Liam and tapped him the shoulder.)
Artie: Excuse me? Want to trade your pretzel for my sandwich?
Liam: Sure. (gives Artie his pretzel, and he receives some bread with nothing on it, making him confused.) What kind of sandwich is it?
(Artie answers by punching Liam in the eye.)
Artie: A knuckle sandwich, farm boy.
(Suddenly, the P.A system was heard.)
Voice: Attention, students! I hereby announce for you all to participate the food fight today! Whoever wins the food fight shall receive a free pizza party!
(This made everyone grab their food and hid behind tables. Food was flying everywhere, few injuries were made, and no one noticed Billincoln laughing. He secretly hacked into Lincoln's phone to connect it to the P.A system with a voice recording of his. Making sure he wasn't caught, he used a voice app that allowed him to make his voice deeper, into the tone Principal Huggins would sound like. Billincoln sneaked out of the cafeteria, heading to the art class.)
Billincoln: Boy, oh boy. I can't wait to make my art masterpiece!
(The art teacher was walking around checking on her students's work. She sees Liam's painting of a Farm, Clyde's painting of Lori and Joy's painting of a horse. When she got to Billincoln, she let out at loud shriek after seeing his painting and passes out. The other kids check out what happened and when they saw Billincoln's painting, they did same thing as their art teacher. Billincoln then laughs at their reactions.)
Billincoln: Man! This painting is hilarious! No one would even dare to find out what it is! This is gonna be one of my favorite memories!
(Billincoln was walking down the hall shortly after. He notices a group of girls going the girl's bathroom. He turns around seeing Zach and Andrew from a distance making their way to the boy's bathroom. As Billincoln puts on a devious smile, he grabs and switched the labels of the bathroom doors. He runs off and hides behind the lockers. Zach and Andrew entered the girl's bathroom. All the girls in the bathroom let out a shriek. Zach and Andrew ran out of the bathroom screaming as the girls were now chasing them down the hallway. Billincoln snickered to himself. In Chemistry Class after that incident, the teacher was at his desk reading book while the students were doing their assignments. At the back of the classroom, Billincoln was pouring different types of chemicals into a flask and shook it up. As the flask started bubbling, he places it on the floor and slides it towards the teacher's desk. The flask then started to make a steam whistle sound. The teacher then notices the sound, he leans over and sees the flask shaking.)
Billincoln: (ducks under his desk) Bombs away!
(The flask blew up. The explosion caused a fire not only on the teacher's desk, but the teacher's mustache and hair as well. The teacher then ran out of the classroom screaming. Some kids got caught on fire as well, which they followed the teacher screaming. The fire triggered the fire alarms and the sprinklers, making everyone run out of their classrooms panicking. The fire was blocking the doorway of the Chemistry Classroom, but Billincoln just walked right through it like it was no problem. While everyone was panicking, Billincoln was laughing like a madman. Later, firefighters were trying to put out the fire, while the kids were at a safe distance waiting for their parents to pick them up. Some children were traumatized by this event. Billincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lola and Lisa met up at the entrance of the school.)
Billincoln: Is everyone okay?
Lana: I'm safe!
Lisa: Affirmitive.
Lucy: We would have met a great fate.
Lola: That was one crazy day at school.
(The kids see their mother pull up on the driveway. Rita parked Vanzilla, got out and ran towards her kids.)
Rita: (worried) Are you kids alright?
Lana: We're okay.
Lucy: Though we don't know how the fire even started.
Lola: I bet it was Lisa, probably doing one of her science stuff again!
Lisa: (insulted) You dare-
Billincoln: (interrupts) Whoa, whoa, whoa. Little quick to the trigger there, don't ya think princess?
Lola: Oh, and suppose you know how the fire started.
Billincoln: In fact, I do. The fire came from my classroom.
Rita, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa: What?!
Lisa: Who caused the fire!?
Billincoln: No idea. I was too busy working on my chemicals, then some lunatic yells out "BOMBS AWAY" and something blew up right in front of the teacher's desk and caused a fire. Luckily no one got hurt. Though I can't say the same for the teacher or few of the kids.
Rita: Well, thank goodness that all of you made it out safely. Come on, let's go home.
(Everyone got into Vanzilla and drove off. On the way home, they picked up the other Loud sisters. Lucy didn't mind it much, but she saw Billincoln smiling strangely for some reason and chuckling. She was about to question him about it, but they arrived at their home. While everyone went to their rooms or kitchen, Billincoln went up in Lincoln's room. He laid down on the bed, closed his eyes and the camera zooms into his head. It shows Lincoln still in chains and Bill appears.)
Bill: Well, I sure had a blast on my first day of school! Who knew learning could be so much fun!?
Lincoln: You. Are. A. MONSTER, BILL CIPHER!
Bill: Lincoln, please. You're too kind.
Lincoln: You need to stop this right now!
Bill: Okay.
Lincoln: Really? Wow. That was easier than I-
Bill: PSYCH! (laughs) Man, you are just too easy!
Lincoln: Let me go or I'll-
Bill: You'll what!? Yell out for help!? Cry out for your sisters to come save you!? The same sisters who see you more as a burden than a brother!? The same sisters who make you wish you were the only child!? The same sisters who you wanted to get rid of so badly that you made a deal with me to do it!?
(Lincoln stood silent of what Bill said, and put his head down in shame, realizing he was right.)
Bill: Face it, kid, you're way out your reach. Besides, if you can't even handle your sisters, what makes you think that you can even handle... (grows big, turns red and talks deep to scare Lincoln) ...ME! (shrinks back down, turns back yellow and talks normal) Now enough chitchat! It's time to start phase 2 of this fun day!
(Bill disappears. Lincoln looks down, realizing his terrible mistake.)
Lincoln: What have I done? I wanted to make the sisters nice to me, but it backfired because I wished I was the only child of the family. And look where I am now. I don't know how things would go bad beyond from this.
(Lincoln ends up getting sleepy as a result. He closed his eyes. When he opened them up, he found himself on Royal Woods. He is no longer attached to Bill's chains and cuffs.)
Lincoln: How did I end up all the way back here?
(He started walking on Royal Woods, or at least some sort of dreamscape of it. He reaches the Loud House and enters the door. He finds out that the picture frames of his sisters are unusually empty. It only shows him and his parents.)
Lincoln: Where are my sisters?
(Huge versions of Rita and Lynn Sr. show up.)
Lynn Sr: Hey, son. I found some underwear for you to try on. (He dumps huge pairs on underwear on Lincoln, burying him alive.)
Rita: There's also some more of the Ace Savvy comics you like in your room.
(Lincoln becomes confused as why are his parents being this nice to him)
Lincoln: Mom? Dad? Where are my sisters?
Rita: Sisters? What sisters?
Lynn Sr: You're our only kid, son.
(Lincoln felt surprised about this. His wish to be an only child came true? Something does not seem right.)
Lynn Sr: That reminds me! You have to get to school! (He grabs Lincoln and throws him to Royal Woods Elementary school)
Lincoln: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
(He lands on Clyde, breaking the fall.)
Lincoln: Oh, sorry about that, Cl-
Clyde: (angry) Hey, get off me!
Lincoln: Sorry, buddy. Hey, have you see-
Clyde: I don't know who you are. You're a stranger to me. (he walks off)
Lincoln: Clyde, wait! It's me, Lincoln!
(He goes inside the cafeteria, but he does not see Clyde anywhere. Suddenly, he receives a wedgie from behind. He turns around to find out that it was Ronnie Anne, of all people.)
Ronnie Anne: Looks like old bucktooth got wedgied! (she kicks Lincoln on his chest)
Lincoln: Ouch! Don't you know who I am?
Ronnie Anne: Yes, I do, and you are my favorite nerd to pick on! (She grabs him and rips out his shirt causing everyone to laugh)
Lincoln: Hey! This is beyond cruel! (Awkwardly covers himself)
Ronnie Anne: It's beyond your slimming skin!
(As Ronnie Anne stuffs a steak on Lincoln's pants and walks away laughing, Lincoln feels a bit upset.)
Lincoln: First Clyde, now Ronnie Anne? This is getting ridiculous. Maybe my classes won't be that hard on me.
(He would be proven wrong, as he tried playing an instrument on a music class, he ended up failing for 'poor taste'. It got worse as he got an 'F' on his science test.)
Lincoln: I stand corrected.
(Lincoln was suddenly transported back to his home. He is getting more suspicious. He suddenly gets hit in the face by some books)
Lynn Sr.: Son, get ready for the SATs!
Lincoln: Wait, what?!
Rita: The big tests are arriving in your school! You better get studying!
Lincoln: Isn't that too advanced for my league?
Lynn Sr.: Don't forget your list of chores! (he gives a list to Lincoln)
Lincoln: But aren't these chores usually for my sisters? I can't finish these all by own!
Rita: You will do as we say!
Lynn Sr.: Unless you want to get grounded for 4 weeks!
Lincoln: (nervous) That's not possible!
(Suddenly, some giant footsteps are heard. He looks up to see a giant Clyde with his parents.)
Clyde: That's the guy, Dads! That's the stranger I told you about!
(Clyde's Dads flash their angry frowns on Lincoln)
Howard: So, you think you can easily manipulate our little Clyde?!
Harold: We will not let that happen! You are banned from seeing our son!
(Clyde goes up to Lincoln and eats him whole.)
Lincoln: AAAAHHH!
(Lincoln falls all the way down while flying heads are laughing. He ends up landing on a courtroom table. He finds himself wearing an all-orange jumpsuit.)
Judge: This case is shocking. Apparently, the toilet in the Loud House has been clogged. The reason? It's obvious! This Ace Savvy comic is the evidence for the crime!
(Lincoln gulps and tries to appeal his case but gets interrupted.)
Judge: How does the jury find the verdict?
Jury: Guilty, your honor!
Lincoln: Wait, it's not my fault!
Judge: Too late! I'm sentencing you to life on parole!
(Some police officers drag and throw him to his cell. Lincoln curls up in a ball, scared.)
Lincoln: I didn't clog the toilet! I'm innocent!
Inmate #1: That's what they all say!
Inmate #2: Shut up, kid! I'm trying to sleep!
(Lincoln felt depressed. He tried to make a joke to cheer himself up, but nothing comes up to mind. If that was not bad enough, the toilet in his cell is broken, which he can't fix.)
Lincoln: This is the worst thing to happen to me. I made a terrible mistake.
(He sighed to himself as he tried looking around his cell to speak to someone, but no one was there.)
Lincoln: Since I have made that deal with Bill, he has been causing mischief. He has been making trouble in school lately. Even harming some kids and adults. And now he is going to target my family next. I can't believe I took them for granted. I remember that although I have some rough times with Lori, we still have some good moments with each other. Leni, while not bright, is still one of the nicest sisters a brother could ever have. She also shown me how to sew whenever my clothes get torn. Luna showing me the world of rock music is what I appreciate for her. Even though most of Luan's jokes don't work, at least they are able to earn a smile from me. Lynn Jr could be a rough one on me, but the way of how she motivates herself and not to give up is something I admire for her. I appreciate her help on helping me with my sport when Mom forced me to do so. Lucy is the one person I know that can be one of my closest sisters. The way she makes her poems shows how much of a good poet she will become. Then there are the twins. Lola and Lana are pure opposites, yet they stick to each other thick and thin. Lana is one I can count on since she helped me with my game and been able to fix stuff whenever it goes broken. Lola can be mean at times, but I understand deep down that there are still some nice qualities within her. I know that I helped her win her beauty pageant when she broke her leg, so I helped her by training Lana to win it for her. Lisa might be obsessed with being the most intelligent, yet she still appreciates our existence, even though she doesn't act her age like the most of us. The good times she helped us with our schoolwork prove that. And Lily is the adorable one. Although she doesn't talk much, she is always someone that cheers me up whenever I need someone to talk to. Her answers might not be clear, but I will give her credit for trying. I take back what I said about my deal with Bill. I regret my wish of becoming an only child. I appreciate being on a family with 10 sisters. I want to be with my family again, but Bill is still out there.
Bill: Oh, yeah? Like this?
(Lincoln gets shocked as he sees Bill's eye appear on the ceiling. The eye is laughing as another appears on the bed, and another on the wall, and another on the floor. Lincoln screams as the camera zooms into his mouth. Lincoln wakes up to see himself still attached to Bill's golden chains.)
Lincoln: I hope that monster doesn't kill my sistsers.