The next day, Steve Rogers had Pepper's hair for some reason!
Tony Stark approached him from behind.
"Hey, Pepper. I…" he started.
Steve turned around.
"Gah! You're not Pepper!" Tony said.
"No," said Steve. "I'm not."
"Why did you steal her hair?" Tony asked.
"I didn't! I just woke up like this!" said Steve.
"Yeah, sure. Whatever," Tony said, walking away.
Hope (the Wasp) stood in his way,
"Tony Stark!" she scolded.
"Uh… who are you?" Tony asked.
"I'm Hope!" Hope said. "Pepper's best friend!"
"Oh, yeah. That's right," Tony said. "What do you want?"
"Your wife is bald! And she's crying!" Hope said. "What did you do to her?"
"It wasn't me," Tony said. "It was Steve! He stole her hair!"
"Ugh!" Hope said. "How disgusting!"
"I know, right?!" Tony said. "I ought to do something about that."
"Maybe you should rip the hair off his head, and give it back to Pepper!" Hope said.
"Great idea!" said Tony. "Wanna help me?"
"Sure!" said Hope.
Tony and Hope ambushed Steve!
"Hey! What are you guys doing?" Steve asked.
"Returning that stolen hair to its rightful owner!" Tony said.
Tony and Hope each grabbed a side, and pulled!
"Oh, no! I'm bald again!" Steve said, after the hair was forcibly removed from his head.
"Good!" said Hope. "You deserve it!"
"Now, let's give this hair back to Pepper!" Tony said.
"Hmm… said Steve. "Maybe my hair will grow back, if I pray really hard."
The next morning, after a long night of praying, Steve woke up with long hair.
"Yay!" he said.
Moral of the story: Stealing is wrong!
The end