Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction based on the Harry Potter Universe. All recognisable characters, plots, and settings are the exclusive property of Joanne Kathleen Rowling.

I make no claims to ownership, nor am I making any profit.

Author's Notes: I'll be taking a lot of liberty with some canon knowledge of events. Specific facts have been liberally changed to facilitate the plot of the story better.

This story has been an attempt to salvage one of the worst stories ever written. The original work belongs to Tara Gilesbie and serves as the base for this remastered edition.

My Immortal Remastered

by

Ares Alexander Peverell

AJAvenger01

Chapter 1

Original A/N- Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Hi, my name is Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way. I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reach my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears, and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee.

(AN: if u don't know who she is, get the hell out of here!).

I'm not related to Gerard Way, but I wish I were related to him because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire, so I share fangs and pale skin characteristics, as expected in my brethren.

Furthermore, I'm also a witch and a seventh-year student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in England and have recently turned seventeen.

I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic, and I buy all my clothes from there. For example, today, I am wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets, and black combat boots. My makeup consisted of black lipstick and eyeliner, white foundation, and red eye shadow.

I am currently strolling outside Hogwarts. Since the weather is stormy, the lack of sun is quite pleasant for a vampire like me. A lot of people stared at me. However, a middle finger made them avert their gazes.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice from behind. I turned back to see that the voice belonged to none other than Draco Malfoy, my classmate.

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing," he answered back shyly.

But our conversation was interrupted by the voice of my friends calling me back. I hastily bid goodbye to Draco and joined my friends.

Ares- I have nothing to say. I laughed my ass off while remastering this fanfiction and hope that you find it somewhat more readable than the disaster(original version). And whoever this bloodytearz666 is, make sure to keep them several light-years away from your works.

AJ- My experience while remastering this has been quite entertaining. Every time I imagine Draco and Ebony's moments in my mind, it makes me cringe. On the other hand, it also provides me with a good laugh.