Chapter 2: Another Show They'll Never Forget

"Alright everyone, he won the last show with the loudest applause, let's see if he can do it again! The one you've been waiting for! Or dreading, depending on who you are. Give it up for Jaune Arc!" The crowd applauded for Velvet after she gave her speech and left the stage.

"Ugh, here we go again. I swear if it's like last time…" Weiss said.

"Then it'll be hilarious and the best song of the night!" Ruby snacked on some pretzels while she could, thinking she might choke on them if this time is really like the last.

"He went for the good ol' guitar this time." Yang commented, watching Jaune set up on stage with not only his guitar, but also a contraption around his neck to hold a harmonica to his mouth.

"Thank you, thank you!" He waved to the crowd. "I got a folk song for you tonight, about a problem I know we've all had. It's called Omaha."

"Knock 'em dead, dude!" Sun cheered.

"My leader about to kill it again!" Nora shouted while she pumped her fists in the air.

Neptune leaned over to Nora. "What's Omaha?"

"I dunno!"

Jaune begins playing thoughtful folk tune that makes people think he may start singing about a beautiful countryside.

"~Omaha,

Blue bird,

She's got her whole fist inside me, and I forgot my safe word.~"

"HAAAhahaha- hrk, hack!" Ruby didn't stop eating her pretzels fast enough, and flew into a coughing/laughing fit. Team SSSN and Nora too erupted in the loudest belly-laughs of anybody.

"Oh for God's sake!" Weiss was not amused.

"Off to a strong start I see," Blake said with a smirk.

"~Is it Hamilton?

Or creeper?

Every time I get it wrong, it's another inch deeper, oh Jesus.~"

Jaune played a somber, soulful harmonica reminicent of how one might in a prison cell while he strummed.

"Wow. Harmonica isn't bad either." Ren said between his chuckles.

"Love it already! Ain't this great, Pyrrha?" Nora nudged Pyrrha repeatedly.

"This… is not the song I heard him practicing."

"We're in for a ride," Blake said with a smirk.

"~Is it cumberbatch?

Or babadook?

It's kinda hard to concentrate, when you're hanging from an old meat hook.~"

"What the hell kind of stuff does your leader get up to?" Yang asked, half joking.

"Well of course it's a joke! … Right?" Pyrrha looked to Ren.

"I wouldn't put it past him. He's surprised me before."

"~Is it stop?

Why would it be?

I asked her for a hint, but she just took a shit on me, oh Jesus.~"

"I'm starting to think this isn't for young ears," Yang said while Jaune put his heart and soul into the harmonica once more.

Meanwhile Ruby's forehead met the table and she hadn't been able lift it up for the past minute. Everyone could only see her back rise and fall with her laughter.

"~Maybe it's rock.

Maybe it's roll.

Maybe it's please don't that rod into my penis hole.~"

"AAAH NO!" Sun couldn't help but shout in the midst of his laughs, and all the boys, Ren included, winced in agreement.

"~It's not help.

It's not dear God.

I found that one out, when she hit me with the cattle prod.~"

Pyrrha saw a blonde woman shove her way to the front. "You're doing great, Sweetie!" She shouted up at Jaune.

"Sorry, do you know him?" Pyrrha asked.

"Oh, I'm his mother."

"… What!?"

Jaune broke into the bridge of his song.

"~Now I feel so empty, and torn up inside.

Not from guilt, but from that fist she made me ride.~"

"~It's still in there, its not goin',

til' the safe word, I be knowin',

But I'm blankin', and she's laughin'

And her forearm's, about half in.~"

Jaune singing and playing becomes loud and truly passionate.

"~And this was my first time! I'm newly christened!

When she talked safe words! I should have listened!

But I was distracted! Watched her undressing!

The hell am I thinkin'? Get back to guessiiiing!~"

"I'm going to hit him from putting all these images in my head. I need some serious brain-bleach," Weiss shook her head.

"That's a weird way to say BEST SONG EVER!" Nora renewed her cheers and tried once again to get the crowd to follow her.

"He should show this side of himself more often!" Yang joined in the praise.

"Jaune's mom is here!?" Pyrrha yelled. "Is no one gonna talk about this!?"

"~Is it whip?

Is it plume?

Is it chair? Okay I know it's not, I'm just namin' shit that I see in this room.

I give up,

S.O.S,

She's got her high-heel on my throat and now I'm losing conscious-~"

The crowd was silent for a second, until his word play sunk in and applause ensued. Jaune stood up and spoke into the mic. "We all be there, am I right!?"

"Sure have!" Blake yelled up.

"What?" Weiss looked at her.

"What?" Blake shut her mouth.

Pyrrha wildly shook Jaune's mother's hand. "I'VE WANTED TO MEET YOU FOR FOREVER!"

(A/N)

Song is Omaha by Stephen Lynch

Keep in mind you can always request songs, but I 100% do not promise anything.