The Sun rises on Royal Woods as the rays hit the loud house on Franklin Avenue, birds chirping, the rooster crowing and (cue alarm clock beeping!)
Snoke Snokerson awakens and hits snooze on his alarm walking slowly with a big smile on his deformed face as he exits his bedroom to use the bathroom and like every morning in the loud house a line of eight girls (lily's probably still asleep and Lori is the one in the bathroom first because as usual she is the eldest) now usually Snoke would sometimes be annoyed by the long line but instead he feels positive about yesterday's events with girl Jordan.
"Morning sis" Snoke responds happily, though these words were noticed by everyone else, except Lisa.
"Why are you feeling so positive today?" asks Lola.
"I think you look nice with that smile on your disgusting face." says Leni.
"Yeah, I'm positive that your happines is contagious! Hahahahaha Get it?" Luan joked.
Ugh! says everyone except Snoke.
"So why are you so happy today Faggot Snoke?" asks Lynn.
"Let's just say I had a great encounter yesterday." Snoke responds.
"What did you get a new ace savvy comic?" says Lynn.
"Were any of your friends available to hang out with you?" asks Lana.
"Did you watch a new sci-fi movie?" asks Luan.
"Firstly, it was Saturday and new ace savvy comics are out on Wednesday, secondly all my friends were too busy with their thing including Clyde and finally there were no movies I would've been interested in and I don't have enough money to watch one yet." Snoke responds.
"Then what did you do yesterday?" asks Lana.
(Snoke thinks about telling them what happened yesterday but suddenly remembers the Heavy Meddle incident) "Well that's a story for another time." Snoke answers.
"Whatever." Lola responds annoyingly as everyone else goes back to waiting in line.
"Don't mind them bro, but if you feel like talking my door is always open." Luna tells her Snoke.
"Thanks for the reassurance Lunes." says Snoke.
(skips the long sister line and using the bathroom) now in Snoke's throne room he puts on his gold slippers and golden robe and heads straight for the kitchen with the same positive smile on his face and sees his dad cooking breakfast.
"Morning son." says Lynn Sr.
"Morning dad." says Snoke.
"You seem happy today sport." Lynn Sr. Responds.
"Just had an eventful time yesterday." Snoke responds.
"Well good for you kiddo, since all your sisters were busy yesterday." he says to his deformed son.
Eventually all ten sisters (yes, Lily finally woke up and is being held by luan) enter the kitchen for breakfast with many of them surprised that Snoke is still wearing that positive look on his face.
"Hey Snoke are you available for some sparring in the backyard?" asks Lynn.
"Ugh no he's going to be my butler for my tea party!" demands Lola.
"No, he's helping me feed my pets!" Lana argues.
"Actually I require an assistant in helping me with my latest chemical experiment just in case I may have missed a few mixtures." says Lisa.
"I'd hate to raise this discussion further but he's helping me while I try out a new comedy routine." Luan tells them.
Then stupid Luna speaks out. "Hey dudes leave him alone and let Snoke decide on what he wants to do!" she demands.
"Yeah there's no need to fight over him." Leni points out.
And then an argument spirals on the dining room table leaving Snoke just staring at the fight cloud.
"Girls, Girls! Stop this at once!" Lynn Sr. yells at them while holding their food.
"Luna's right let your brother decide on what to do today." he says.
"Thanks pops." says stupid Luna then turns to ask Snoke "So what do you think, bro?"
"Well I think-" (then his cellphone rings) He looks to see who it is. "Oh! sorry guys I got to take this." He leaves the kitchen to go into the living room.
All the sisters look into the living room to see Snoke whispering to whoever was calling him (a smart move so his sisters won't be able to hear this conversation)
"Hey Jordan what's up?" Snoke asks through the phone.
"Hey Snoke, I was wondering if you wanted to go to Burpin' Burger later and hang out if you're available?" Jordan asks.
"Sure! I think I'm available for today." Snoke responds.
"Great! Where do you want to meet my feet?" asks Jordan.
(Snoke thinks and realizes that if she meets at his house then his sisters would know and end up meddling with his personal life again.) "How about we meet up at ketchum park?" asks Snoke.
"Sure I'll meet you there at ten." says Jordan.
"Sounds like a plan." says Snoke.
After what seemed like a normal conversation netiher of them hung up *(cue funny xd awkwardness over the phone) Snoke replies "So I'll see you there? then Jordan responds: "Yeah sure." "...So I guess I should go back to eating breakfast." Snoke responds. "Yeah me too." Jordan replies. They both speak up: "Okay bye!" then they both hang up.
"Well that was cringe." Snoke says to himself
He then heads straight for the dining room and takes his seat and sees all of his sisters looking at him.
"What?" he asks.
"Who were you talking to over the phone?" asks Lori.
"Just a friend I'm hanging out with later." Snoke responds
"You mean the friend you were with yesterday?" Lucy asks.
"Wait a minute, I thought you said all your friends were busy yesterday?" Lola accuses Snoke from his earlier conversation in the bathroom line.
"Well it's a friend from school that only I know about." says Snoke.
"Well now we know what Snoke wants to do today." Leni speaks up.
"Hope you have fun today dude." Stupid Luna speaks to Snoke.
"Thanks Luna." Snoke responds to his third oldest sister.
Now we go to Snoke looking at himself in the bathroom mirror after breakfast.
"You got this Snoke you're about to hang out with Jordan later, remember she's just a friend, just a friend with a fun loving laugh, a cute blue bow, her cheerful looking smile- Wait did I just say that? " Snoke speaks to himself "No just calm down and don't make it weird!" reassuring himself as he exits the bathroom and nearly collides with Luna. "Oh sorry Luna I didn't know you were outside." he apologizes "it's cool bro, so you getting ready to hang out with your so called friend that you know later?" she asks with a knowing look on her face.
"Uh yeah sure am!" he responds nervously.
"Step into my room for a bit bro." she tells him and he follows her into Luna/Luan's room "No need to worry dude Luan left because she remembered she had a birthday to go to. Why don't you take a seat?" she asks Snoke and points to her bean bag chair in which Snoke takes a seat.
"So tell me who is this girl you're meeting with?" Luna asks a nervous looking Snoke.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Snoke responds nervously for the 500th time.
"Come on Fag Snoke, as your legal guardian which I am not I know when you're hiding something. Also your nervous look gave it away." Luna responds. "You can tell me dude."
Snoke realizes that there is no getting out of this and decides to give up. "Her name is Jordan but at school we call her girl Jordan because there's another Jordan there who is a boy."
"Okay, so when did you two start hanging out? was it yesterday?" asks Luna. "Yes." he replies "But please don't tell the others about her I don't need you cunts meddling with my personal life!" he protestes to her.
"It's okay bro your secret is safe with me I'm not the taddling type." she assures him. "And to be honest I want to apologize for that time I helped the others meddle with you and the Sadie Hawkins dance incident. I'm not actually sorry but the cringey author needs me to be a saint." she responds with a guilty tone. "I'm really sorry Snoke."
Feeling himself to his sister's words, he says "Thanks Luna and I don't accept your apology. You were only looking out for me and I really appreciate it." Snoke then hugs Luna who then hugs him back "Now go on little bro you got a gal waiting for you!" she tells him as they break the hug. "Thanks sis wish me luck!" as he leaves her room, heads down the stairs and out of the door as Luna watches with pride knowing that her little bro is growing up.
But unknown to her that their conversation was being overheard from the vents by a gothic girl.