Attack on Titan Headcanons
Who do you like most in the Survey Corps?
Hanji: I like everyone!
Levi: We know, Shitty Glasses. Personally, it's a draw between Erwin and Eren. Erwin is my commander, so of course I like him. On the other hand, Eren is good at cleaning, and he's respectful, unlike everyone else.
Eren: Huh? You don't hate me? Wow...
Armin: I really like Eren! He's so nice to me.
Jean: Mikasa.
Mikasa: Eren.
Jean: Huh?!
Ymir: Hah! It's Christa, of course. We're gonna get married one day.
Christa: Ymir!
Reiner: Probably Christa or Bertholdt.
Christa: Aww...
Bertholdt: Um...I like Annie...and Reiner.
Annie: Sucks for you, I hate all of you.
Sasha: What about Armin?
Annie: He's an exception.
Sasha: Oh. Well, I like Conny and Christa.
Mikasa: I love Eren.
Eren: Eh?! Uh...you're my sister...
Christa: Who do you like, Eren?
Eren: Um...I don't know. It's so hard to pick one person...but if I had to pick, I'd choose Levi.
Mikasa: Why him?
Eren: He's not controlling or judgmental. Believe it or not, the Captain is actually really nice. He even gives me some of his tea sometimes.
Hanji: AWW! Cute!
Levi: I told you not to tell anyone about that, Brat.
Eren: Sorry, Sir.
Ok...moving on!
If you had to marry one person, who would it be?
Erwin: Levi.
Ymir: Christa!
Jean: Probably Mikasa.
Bertholdt: Um...Annie.
Annie: Armin.
Hanji: Moblit!
Mikasa: Eren.
Armin: Eren.
Eren: ...uhm...well...
Christa: It's ok if it's Levi again.
Eren: What?! It's...uh...
Ymir: C'mon, Eren, just admit it. You're swooning over the Captain.
Eren: Am not! But if I had to marry someone, I would most definitely choose Captain Levi!
Reiner: That's...interesting.
Levi: Do you love me or something?
Eren: No!
Ymir: Yes.
Jean: He's clearly in love with him.
Eren: AM NOT!
Next!
Do you think you'll die soon?
Levi: Yeah.
Erwin: Definitely not.
Armin: Oh, really? Why don't you read chapter 84 before you get ahead of yourself?
Eren: Levi, how could you say that?
Levi: What? It's true.
Eren: Yeah...but...that doesn't mean you'll die. I won't let you!
Levi: Kid, you don't have a bond with me. It shouldn't matter.
Mikasa: I couldn't care less if that shorty dies.
Armin: Mikasa!
Eren: *hugs Levi* How dare you, Mikasa! He's needed by the Survey Corps.
Hanji: My, my! What do we have here!?
Levi: Nothing important. Can you let me go?
Eren: Oh, yeah.
Ok then...um...moving on.
Are you happy about being in the Survey Corps?
Mikasa: No.
Armin: Yes, I'm helping Humanity.
Erwin: That depends. I care about my comrades, but I don't enjoy the death that comes with the job. What about you, Levi?
Levi: You forced me to join, am I supposed to be happy for that?
Erwin: Surely you jest. That was the best thing that ever happened to you.
Levi: Mhm...sure.
Uh...I'll just cut this one short.
Anyway...Cats or dogs?
Levi: Cats. They're independent and clean.
Erwin: Dogs. Their loyalty is admirable.
Hanji: I like titans more.
Everyone: We know.
Eren: Cats. Especially fluffy ones.
Mikasa: Cats.
Armin: Hmm...I like both cats and dogs.
Sasha: Dogs.
Reiner: Dogs.
Annie: I prefer cats.
Ymir: Cats for me and Christa.
Connie: I love dogs.
Bertholdt: Both.
Jean: Cats.
I expected as much.
Ok, what's your favorite thing to do when you aren't fighting titans?
Hanji: Experiment on them!
Eren: No!
Hanji: Well, what do you like to do?
Eren: Me? Uh, well, I like to cook...and clean...
Levi: I've taught him well. He also likes to water plants, mainly mine.
Hanji: Levi, you have plants?
Levi: Yes.
Eren: They're Bird of Paradise and they symbolize freedom!
Erwin: Interesting.
Christa: I like to sit in the grass and watch the clouds. They're so beautiful.
Ymir: I like to stare at Christa.
Christa: What?
Levi: Ugh...too much lovey-dovey crap.
Eren: Wanna go to your room?
Mikasa: Huh?!
Eren: N-not in that way!
Moving on!
(Modern Day) Movie night! What movie are you watching?
Connie: Ooh! Ooh! Avatar: The Last Airbender!
Sasha: Nah, Sausage Party.
Author-chan: Jean? Historia?
Jean: Um... Spirit or Two Bits & Pepper.
Historia: Ooh. Good choices. Hmm...I don't know, I like Disney Princess movies. Oh, Aladdin! I love that movie.
Armin: I'm a nature documentary person, that or Viking movies.
Eren: Any anime. I don't really watch real movies.
Jean: Predictable.
Eren: Oh, shut up Jean! At least I don't watch cheesy horse movies!
Jean: Cheesy?!
Mikasa: Guys, I'd stop.
Armin: Yeah... Before Le-
Levi: Oi, what's that racket? Can't I leave you alone for a minute without all Hell breaking loose?
Author-chan: Oh! Hi Levi. We were just talking about movies. Do you have a preference?
Levi: Oh? I recommend Hachi: A Dog's Tale.
Erwin: Good choice. I'd watch Black Hawk Down or 1917.
Levi: Of course.
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