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Inspiration: Henry Stickmin
After Mecha had left everyone started to talk to the other groups about their respective worlds and lives.
"Wait, wait, wait, so you're telling me you're world takes childeren, gives them custom and dangerous weapons, take them to schools to tach how to fight and basically make them child soldiers to fight hordes of demon animals?!" Church screamed after hearing about some of the basics. "And not only that, but this asshole," Church said as he gestured to Ozpin which got a snort from Raven since she did not like the old man. "launches children off cliffs into a monster infested forest with no adult supervision, no map, and no supplies as well as knowing full well that they could die, just so they could get into his school?!"
"Well when put it like that..." Ruby said as she nervously rubbed the back of her head. Many of the other guests from Remnant also began to fel nervous or uncomfortable upon realizing just how exactly their world sounded like. Ozpin was nervously sweating a little from Glynda's glare about the initiation exams.
"JESUS CHRIST! What the fuck is wrong with your world?!" Church exclaimed not believing the fucked up methods of their world.
Yang was still getting used to her father's voice coming from church, it's off putting hearing him swear, especially since this guy is kind of an asshole.
"I'm surprised you're more focused on their methods and ethics than the fact that they apparently come from a world where people have super powers and crazy weapons to fight monsters." Simmons said after Church finished his rant.
"Dude, by this point We've seen far crazier things and shit like this isn't even that surprising anymore." Grif said confused as to why Simmons is surprised, honestly this aura stuff just sounds like a natural version of their armor and enhancements.
"A world where every weapon is also a gun with an unlimited horde of enemies for to fight and kill to my heart's content? That sounds like paradise to me. Wonder if I can get some sort of transforming shotgun." Sarge said.
Meanwhile team JNPR was trying to stop some of the Reds and Tucker from beating up Jaune due to him sounding like a certain enemy mercenary, or as Tucker put it, 'He sounds like a prick'. (A/N: Thank you Chronosign for the idea.)
All of a sudden Mecha came back in. "Ok everybody I picked out a world for us to watch, with this world we'll be watching someone who simultaneously has amazing luck as well as the absolute worst luck."
At the mention of luck Qrow perked up with his interest peaked. "Oh so we're gonna be watching my brother?" Raven asked with a smirk while Qrow just glared at his sister.
"What does that have to do anything?" Wash asked the woman whose survival mentality and sibling problems eerily reminded him of North and South, But mecha cut them off before she could reply.
"No actually, today we'll be watching some one who probably has even worse luck." He said as Qrow raised an eyebrow in doubt.
"Wait, how can he have both amazing luck and shitty luck at the same time? That doesn't make any sense." Tucker said.
"Swear!" Ruby yelled.
"Seriously?"
"Mecha looked at them and just said "Yes, she's like that, she is as innocent as child, pretty much as innocent as Caboose over there." he said as he gestured to Caboose who just replied with "Hello!" before he turned back to Ruby. "Also Ruby, I suggest you get used to it because these guys tend to swear. A LOT. So I suggest you save it for your group, also don't bother with the swear jar on these guys cause their currency is different than lien, and even if the did have lien with how much they swear that jar would probably be filled up within the first few viewings."
"Anyways," he continued "We'll be watching Henry Stickmin, a thief who is lucky in the sense that on occasion even his craziest and most absurd plans and ideas have a tendency of just working out for him and extremely unlucky in a sense that most of plans and ideas end up completely backfiring or failing. Also this first viewing will be rather short so let's start this show."
Before anyone could say anything the screen turned on.
The screen turned to show a bank in the middle of the desert before zooming in to reveal a stick figure standing in front of the wall on the side of the bank.
"Wait, is that a stickman?" Yang asked.
"Yes." Mecha replied.
"And that guy is the one you told us about?" Yang asked with the edge of her lips starting to move upward.
"Yes. Why do you ask?" Mecha replied before having his eyes widen in horror at the realization of what was gonna happen and gasped. "Don't you dare!"
"And his name is Henry Stickmin?!" Yang asked as she had a shit eating grin on her face before bursting out laughing as the others groaned except for Tai.
Church turned to the white haired heiress of team RWBY. "She makes a lot of crappy puns doesn't she?" He asked.
"Unfortunately." She replied, Ignoring a "Hey!" form the blonde in question.
"Crap." Church said.
"I don't get it." Caboose said.
All of a sudden six prompts appeared on screen.
This surprised the viewers. "What is that?!" Emerald asked.
"Oh, this world originates from a series of video games that give several options to choose from, some to help you advance the story while others cause you to fail in a comedic manner."
Henry suddenly reaches into his pocket to pull out a shovel out of nowhere and holds it overhead before digging straight down into the ground.
"Hasn't anyone ever told him never to dig straight down?" Ruby remarked.
All of a sudden he hits something in the ground. He pulls out a lighter and lights to see what it is to find a label that read "GAS MAIN".
"Oh shit." Qrow, Yang, Church, Grif and Wash said. With Qrow and Yang putting lien into the swear jar Ruby pulled out from somewhere.
All of a sudden a giant explosion happens next to the bank as several car alarms go off. with a prompt appearing that read "FAIL. Never dig straight down."
Ruby jumped out from her chair screaming "I knew it! I told you so!" as Summer pulled her back down
Mercury, Nora and Yang burst out laughing as Yang cried "What are the odds of that?!"
"Renny! Did you see the size explosion?!" Nora said to ren with stars in her eyes and hears turning in her head.
"Nora no." Ren quickly shot down whatever scheme Nora was planning.
Qrow just chuckled while several of the Reds and Blues shouted "Son of a bitch!"
The adults and Weiss just face palmed as Oscar asked. "Wait, did he just die?"
"Yep." The host nonchalantly answered.
"Wait, what?!" Several people in the audience cried.
"Oh relax, death doesn't really affect this guy all that much, just keep watching."
The people from Remnant looked at him incredulously as before turning back to the screen. The RvB crew were indifferent since they've dealt with far crazier shit and people coming back form the dead before.
The screen suddenly turns back to when the options first appeared but this time Henry tried a different choice.
This shocked several of the audience but they figured it was due to the fact that Mecha said this world originated form a video game.
Henry then tried using several powerful explosives to bust through the wall.
Nora grinned maniacally. "Explosives are the answer to everything."
Sarge grinned and nodded. "When in doubt, use major firepower to get rid of your problem, like your dreaded enemies. Or Grif."
One of the bombs suddenly fell from the pile causing it and the other bombs to go off creating a giant explosion causing "FAIL" to appear with the words "Handle with care." to appear this time.
"No shit." several audience members said as Nora had stars in her eyes about the explosion.
Henry tried again with the teleporter which made him disappear...
Weiss hummed in thought wondering if atlas could replicate such technology, the ability to teleport would be very useful.
Only to immediately reappear halfway inside the wall, stuck.
the students looked horrified, then again it might not be worth the risk.
"Holy shit that's horrifying." Qrow said as he took a sip from his flask and put a lien into the swear jar.
"You know, I'm suddenly glad that black stuff is all I have to deal with whenever I use a teleporter." Tucker said.
"Looks like he's in a stick-y situation!" Yang joked only for everyone except Tai, including the host, to groan at it with Grif yelling "Booooo!"
"Of all the things she had to get from you." Raven muttered
"Tai, why?" Summer said.
Henry then tried the laser as he carved a large whole in the wall with it... Only for the piece of the wall he cut out to fall right on top of him.
Several people just sighed, facepalmed, or both at this. Meanwhile Ruby was freaking out about his weapon. "Oh my god was that a laser, what kind of ammo does it use, how does it work?!"
Henry then brought in a wrecking ball only to be called out to by a guard who just makes a "What the hell?" gesture as Henry then proceeded to back up before backing up away from the bank.
Mercury chuckled. "I'm surprised he managed to get that close before getting caught.
Roman shook his head. "This guy is supposed to be a thief? Amateur."
"Well at least no one died this time." Ruby said.
Henry was then seen on the side of the road in a bag that he tied up before lying down on the ground as a tuck passed by.
"Wait how did he tie the bag inside?" Blake asked as everyone else was confused by this, Roman and Neo were unsure whether to be impressed by this or to facepalm at how absurd this plan is.
The truck then stopped by the bag Henry was in and 2 guards walked up to it.
Guard 1: Ehh, how did we lose one?
Guard 2: I think we should throw it in the back, just to be safe.
The guards then throw the bag in the back of the truck with money in it.
Roman and Neo were slack jawed that this actually worked.
"What?!" Weiss cried. "That's not how it works! How could possibly think that bag is one of-" Weiss screamed into her hands before she could finish her sentence.
Raven and Cinder both facepalmed and muttered "Idiots."
Tex, Wash, Carolina and Locus just looked disappointed.
Glynda had veins appearing in frustration.
Mecha had a cheeky smile. "Remember when I said some of his most absurd plans have a tendency to somehow work out?"
Two more guards by the bank entrance were having their own conversation.
Guard 3: You evver wonder why there's a bank out here?
Simmons and Grif were having deja vu.
Guard 4: Well, it's supposed to be more like a vault you know?
Guard 3: Ohhh that makes sense.
The truck then entered the vault and threw Henry's bag in. When henry though it was safe he got out of the bag and stood up only to accidentally trip the alarm and gets caught by the security before the viewing ended.
Everyone either laughed or facepalmed at his misfortune.
Mecha then came to the front of the theater. "So what did you think?"
"It was hilarious!" Yang and Ruby exclaimed.
"It got a good laugh out of me." Mercury said.
"Nice to know there's someone who fails at their job even more than us." Church said.
"Okay well I'm gonna go get the next viewing ready."