(Bruh cervix Basher kinda sus)
(7-year time skip)
It's been seven years since I've been reborn as a hybrid fallen angel child, and things have been going well. I've been training a bit with my holy magic, and I can make spears even if they're weak, then there's my Sharingan. I only have one tomoe I got from stepping on a lego.
Now time to think of plans for the future. I'll have to deal with Grigori, and with me being a Fallen. I can infiltrate it, but there's one problem Azazel he'll probably figure me out, so I'll have to show ORC that I'm a friendly fallen, maybe I can make up a sob story about being half human and half fallen, but that's a problem for the future me.
"hey sister Maria, can I go to the playground" I inquired.
"are you sure you can make it on your own Uriel,?" she asked as if I was a child...I mean I am, but still.
"yes, I'll make it on my own" Jeez, ever since I reincarnated, I've had to deal with all this child talk even if I am a child. I hate it.
"ok, but you better put something on" oh yeah, that reminds me I'm only wearing a shirt and underwear. It makes me feel more comfortable, so don't judge me.
"yes, ma'am," walking to my room where my articles of clothing were placed.
walking inside, I grabbed my white shirt and blue shorts, then I combed my black hair Dohnaseek style
'he may be an asshole, but his hairstyle is cool, and his black fedora,' anyways time to go to head out.
"sister Maria imma head out!" I yelled while going out of the church.
"bye," she waved so hard her boobs moved.
Now it's time for my training. I'm not actually going to the playground. I'm going to train my magic and chakra in the woods.
~Bruh DXD~
After traveling a bit, it's time for some chakra training walking over to a tree. Grabbing a leaf and then placed it onto my forehead and started concentrating chakra on my forehead so the leaf could stick. the exercise was pretty easy, getting it exercise down in a couple of hours. Now it's time to create light weapons.
'let's do this!' gathering magic as Akeno said in that one episode,
after some time, I create two light spears out of my magic circle.
'This is badass,' grabbing them I started duel wielding these spears
"I am Diarmuid Ua Duibhne!" I exclaimed while posing. "hahaha, what are you doing, you dumbass bird" a feminine voice maniacally laughed.
"What did ya say!" I yelled back, 'no one calls me a dumbass,'
looking at the asshole who called me a dumbass, I see it a lady with a big bust, but she had grotesque tentacles as legs
"ugh, what the hell are you," I asked, disgusted by her ugly tentacles " I am Zefo" she gave her name out in pride as if I'm supposed to know who the hell she is.
"Whatever, don't you have a king to serve,"
"No, I killed him hahaha," she started laughing again 'oh, she a stray,'
"hahaha, what a great sense of humor you have" I awkwardly laughed because that wasn't funny in the slightest.
"Uhm, ok, bye now" I waved and tried to leave, but of course, the stray had to stop me with her tentacle.
. "hey, what the hell I'm tryin' to leave," I shouted at the tentacle lady. Avoiding her disgusting tentacle, I get ready to fight. "now why would I let fallen scum live?"...fuck
"Hey, can't we talk about this" I tried to reason with the maniac "No!" she yelled out. Crap, I gotta, do somethin'... I got it.
"Look there, it's your king," I pointed at a random location "huh, where I thought I killed that bastard!" she looked towards the area I pointed at. 'yes! this is my chance, time for my secret technique' getting my legs ready for the secret technique!
"Nigerundayo SMOKEY," I dashed for it.
...
"huff, I think I got out" I'm tired cause I don't work out much. Looking around to see if she followed me and thank the holy father she didn't. 'looks like I lost her,' looking around my surroundings I noticed I was in a playground so walking towards a bench near me I rest. 'finally some piece and quite,'
"hey, Issei, let's play heroes!" I heard some high-pitched voice exclaim. 'nevermind, wait Issei there's only one person I know with that name,' whipping my head where I heard issei's name being called. It's two kids playing, taking a closer look.
It's a young Irina playing in the jungle gym with issei.
'can they shut the fuck up' i never liked children. They're annoying with their high-pitched voices. It really pisses me off. 'doesn't matter, I'll just relax,'
But of course, the main protagonist has to see me sitting on my own. "hey! You seem lonely do you wanna play with us?" called out harem king 'no fuck off!... I can't say that to a kid,'
"Uhm s-sure" I was never good at saying no to someone "ok! let's play!" shouted an excited issei 'pain in the ass'.
Getting up from the bench, I walked over to the children playing
"hi, my name is Uriel," awkwardly waving at them "hi! my name is Irina Shido!" she exclaimed cheerfully. "and, I'm issei Hyoudou!"
'Yeah, I know ' i couldn't tell them that though it's creepy "so... what are you guys playing?"
"we're playing heroes!" they both exclaimed simultaneously.
"Uhm, ok," we all started playing. Running around pretending to be heroes for hours wasn't as bad as I thought it would. Maybe it's my child brain, but it was fun. But all things must cometh to an end.
"issei I'm, going home don't want to be late," Irina left.
"so...now what," I asked.
Issei was looking at the sun it was about to set
"...sorry, I got to go, home mom, would get mad if I'm late for dinner," issei explained.
"Nah, it's cool, we can play tomorrow," I reasoned with the future harem king "Ok bye,!" issei started running back to his home. Waiting for him to leave my sight of perception.
'I guess that's my cue to leave,' walking away.
...
After some walking back to the orphanage, I finally see my residence walking inside. I see sister maria cleaning the floor "yo sister, how's your day been?" I asked her because why not. "'my days been alright," she answered.
"hey maria, what day is it today?"
'Hmm? It's Sunday," she answered "ok thanks, for answering bro"
"Actually, that reminds me to get your things ready for tomorrow'" she told me "huh, why?"
"well, you have school tomorrow" wait what, 'What do you mean you never told me that" I complained... I never liked school, and with me being seven years old. I'll have to deal with other children my age.
"I did remember I told you last Friday" shit I didn't listen at all "wait can't you teach me" I begged her "no," was her immediate answer "please, please," I got on my knees and begged her.
"c'mon why, do I have to go to school,"
"Because it's mandatory" oh yeah, I forgot that it's illegal to not go to school.
"ugh, fine, but I hate school just letting you know" I'll just be a prodigy and skip a couple of grades, or somethin'.
going to my room, I check out my closet, and I find my precious spare sharingans 'one day ill have you inside of my sockets' now onto my shower
~Bruh DXD~
Feeling refreshed from showering I put on a shirt and some underwear then I get on my bed to sleep
... But I can't I'm too nervous to sleep school always scared me meeting new people who might find you weird or somethin'
after a couple of excruciating hours, I finally slept
...
"Uriel, wake up" sister maria shook me awake 'crap it's time for the dreaded school'. "I'm awake," I told her, she then passed me some clothing for school luckily there's no uniform, so I can wear whatever I like.
"ok, go away I need to change" sister maria left after I told her.
'hmm? OH MY GOD!' my wings are growing in 'finally!' even if they're on the smaller size, they'll grow bigger...after some time the excitement drifted away.
Putting on a white shirt and khaki shorts, then I styled my hair like Dohnaseek's. Walking over to a mirror I inspected myself seeing, my violet eyes and my raven hair, and barely any baby fat. I had smooth and delicate features complementing my nose and eyebrows.
'I look kinda feminine, but it's better than my past self,' way better I was pretty average in my past life with black hair and hentai protag hair even with that hair. I never got any women on my penis.
*knocking* hearing knocks I open my door only to see maria "get ready, and here's your backpack" she passed me a red backpack "thanks, I guess,"
checking the time its 8:00 am I only have 30 minutes to make it to school 'better start running,'
Sprinting out of the church, I start navigating through the streets to school ' hmm?' looking to my right, I see Issei and Irina walking to school. The main protag has some sort of sensing power because he looks right at me "hey Uriel!" issei called out to me, 'why just why?'
Walking over to them, "hi Issei and Irina," I waved "hi! Uriel!" Irina and Issei cheerfully exclaimed, 'why are you so cheerfully,'
"so...what grade are you guys in," I asked "we're in 2nd grade," they answered simultaneously, "oh, you guys are one grade higher than me," they gave me a shocked face after telling them that.
"really! I thought you were in our grade," Irina said, "yeah," Issei joined into the conversation, "yea I'll just go now," sprinting towards school
finally, see an outline of a school I start seeing other kids around my age, so I followed them.
Walking in front of the gate, over to a female teacher who looked strict, "Hey, um can I get a schedule" I asked nervously, I never liked asking teachers for help "name" she demanded "it's Uriel," I answered.
"here," the teacher pulled out a piece of paper and gave it to me.
"Thanks," checking the paper to see what class I was in. seeing that I was in class 177. maneuvering through the hall, I finally made it to room 177.
'here we go' opening the door, I walked inside, looking around seeing multiple children sitting talking to each other but ceased when I walked inside, soon the teacher walked up to me "do you need something" she asked sweetly.
"Uhm, I'm a new student," I answered her, asked me to follow her
Walking beside her, she told me to introduce myself "Hi m-my name is Uriel" damn why am I so scared of introducing myself to Children? "everyone, let's say hi to Uriel," the teacher told the class.
"hi Uriel," the whole class said simultaneously "ok Uriel, sit next to Rika" she pointed at a girl with black, blue hair wearing pink clothing. Walking to the empty seat next to her. I start a small conversation "hey," offering my hand for a handshake.
Rika just stared at my hand with disgust and said, "Eww, boys have cooties!" she exclaimed. 'fuck you too' putting my hand down I looked back at the teacher who's teaching about reading comprehension.
'what a good day for me,'
(\months later/)
Walking into class, I see multiple kids with their parents, and you might be wondering why because it's bring your parent to school day. Sitting down next to Bitchy Rika and her sexy milf of a mother was beside her.
'one-day Rika will be calling me stepdaddy' I'm going to marry her mother just for the fun of it. It's the biggest 'fuck you' I can think of, so watch out Rika, cause soon your mother will be mine.
"This is my dad Hayato, and he works in an office job," some kid named Haruta explained 'no, one cares' wishing I could tell him that, but I would probably get in trouble.
After everyone else finished introducing their parents, they started looking at me, the boy sitting with no parent. "hey Uriel, where's your parent?" asked a kid that I didn't know.
"well, you see I'm an orphan," I explained, and the parents gave me a look of pity 'don't give me your pity,'
"what's an orphan?" asked a girl "well, you see an orphan is a kid that doesn't have parents," I explained to these smoothed, brained children, and now the children are giving me a pitying look.
Then the teacher walked up to me and hugged me. Which was awkward as hell "um...thanks," she just nodded and walked back.
Class that day was just awkward that day.
(hello Cervix_basher here and 10 seconds 10 bars joe nuts suvky me off sorry guys couldn't continue rapping cause your computer would Break. people ask me how I get so many women and I answered that they just want me for my Cervix bashing capabilities but I don't like 3d girls only 2d girls.)