Liza Marie's Not-So-Imaginary Friend
Chapter 2: Possessing Santana
After Kurt dies in the hospital Santana goes with Burt to see Blaine. She doesn't say a word the whole way there and as soon as she sees Blaine. She lunges at him as she says, "I may not be gay like you or Santana, but I love Kurt and Liza Marie! I have been more of a fucking parent to her than you ever were! How could you do that to her? I'm going to kill you!"
Soon Burt is pulling Santana off of Blaine and whispering, "Puck, stop you don't want Santana to be arrested for murder! Do you?" Santana is still fuming as they leave. Then She says, "Mr. H., What happen? How did I get here? Why didn't we go see Blaine?" Burt just asks, "What is the last thing you remember?" Santana looks at Burt and says, "Looking at Puck's grave after Kurt's funeral."
Then she shakes her head and says, "Puck, you jerk! You better not have fucked Brittany while in my body!" before they heard Noah's ghost say, "Chill, Satan, I told her that you were on your period and not in the mood. Besides I might be dead, but I am still Quinn's husband! And I promised Kurt I wouldn't use Mr. H. So, calm down or I'll have Mr. H. put the ice in his drink down the back of your shirt!"
After that, Noah's ghost says, "Liza Marie, are you ...?" Before they're hearing Liza Marie say, "No, Nono, but Nana Carole might be! If G' Pa Burt doesn't hurry back to my hospital room! Your Bad Dada is trying to hurt us! Papa hired him to!" Soon Santana hears Kurt in her head say, "Puck, stop her! Dad has a bad heart!" Before Burt says, "Dada, Shut it! I'm pissed and G' Pa's heart feels fine! Plus, I want to show Daddy Nono, what I can do!" Then she hears Burt in her head say, "Sorry, Santana, and Puck is helping Liza Marie drive."
As soon as they get to Liza Marie's hospital room, Burt is pulling Nick Puckerman off of Carole and choking him with his bare hands until he passes out. Then Carole hears Noah's voice say, "Liza Marie helped Mr. H. and she told us about dad being here." Soon Burt is putting Nick in a Choke-hold as Carole hears Noah's voice say, "Liza Marie send Bad Grandpa to me." Before Burt is snapping Nick's neck then passing out.
When he comes to he hears Noah say, "You are not my dad anymore! Burt is and I rather be their brother than your son. You son of a bitch!" Soon he hears screaming and Liza Marie say, "Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!" Before he notices Liza Marie's eyes were opened.
On the day Liza Marie was released from the hospital. As Burt is about to walk out with her, Quinn is being wheeled in on a gurney and they heard Noah's voice say, "Quinn was hit by a car!" As they hear Noah scream this time, the whole building shakes like an earthquake, and papers are flying everywhere. Then everybody in the whole hospital hears Noah's voice say, "Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!" Nobody could get Noah to calm down this time, not even Liza Marie or Burt.
Quinn was in a coma for a month and Noah would only let the nursing staff or Liza Marie enter Quinn's room. Before she woke up with no memory of what happened to her and when Burt came to get Quinn. Burt saw that she was already outside in a wheelchair and whispered, "Geez, Puck, I hope no one asked Quinn to find an exorcist."
When Burt gets out of his truck Quinn laughs and says, "Ha, I've been sitting here since five this morning! Puck, has had the staff here thinking I need an exorcist." Which made Burt chuckle before saying, "I guess his love for you made him stronger." To which Quinn says, "Duh, Mr. H."
Chapter 3 will be up soon