Authros Notes: Okay, so maybe the first chapter was not too everyones liking, but my fredn told me that a crossober was more exciting this way. Thank you foe all the positibe emails, I will continue to do my best in the fulture.

Zatch Bell! Falgore and Kanchome's Epic Adventure (Chapter 2)

Folgore was using extreme fastness that he learnt by watching old Bruce Li films he sawed in History class once. The Ninja was getting furstrated, so he stated throwing super expolsive shuriken blade ninja stars ate him. Luckily, he doge it with ligntning fast reflexes but Kachome was not as fortunate and had a puncshure wound in his arm. The god news is that he had a surplus of Folgore brand band aids so he put one on it.

"Hmm, a bandaid? Not bad." Said the Japanese Ninja Robot. "I underestimated how perpared you were for my arrival."

But what the Ninja could have not have possinly counted on was Folgore's loaded supr mega strong pistal gun. "Last time I used this was when a fan wanted my autograph!" He smirket and shot him to King of Kong, but Hong Kong because he was Japanese and not manufactur there.

"Ill be back! Just you wait til they reassemble me." he shuger on raged but no say what this was.

The danger was over, for now, until it wasn't. But now, Folgore had bigger problem to deal with. Who was going to clean up the blood og Harged? "Here, yo gonna need this, lil' bud." He handed his bleeding lackey campanion a slightly used mopped. "It aint gon' clean itself!"

Kachome was too dramatized to realized that he shold not be the one cleaning his messes. "Fine, but you owe me!"

The next day, after a long sex shin with many babes and cheap hookers, Kachome askt, "So umm, shouldnt we be worried about who is after you, Folgore?"

Folgore was busy haveing too much fun to notice the ominious atomsphere. "Aww man, cant you see I have girls here who thinked I'm cool!?". He was having great time and even better sex and ho could blame him? He is so cool, at least, the aldies and him thinkered.

So after a huge sex session that lasted several hours, Folgore was redy to face the threat. "Okay, fine! Now we can get move on. So, where first?" He asked Kachome, but Kachome was alredy asleep so it had to wait another day.

The next day, they get prepered for the action times. First, Folgore made stop to first National Italian Parco Folgore bank that he owend. "Gotta make a withdrawal." But rather than approach the telllers and ask for the money in his account, he put gun in air and say, "this is stick up, so fork itr other!" THey were too emabarsed to tell him that the gun wasn't even loaded and the safetu was on, so they played along.

"Wow, Folgore!" Exclamed Kachome. "You really shoed them!"

"Heh, had to go on easy mode, know what I mean?" But I didn't, this is a legeenrdary story.

And like with all legendary stories, there was a mystical wise old sage who approched him with good intense. "Ahh, young man! May you be Parco Folgore, of the Folgore Legacy?" He asked him.

"Ho wants to new?" Folgore askt except not.

"That would be me, the wise old sage who wanders from town to town in serch of the hero of this story." Said Wise Old Sage who was old and wise, and possibly, a sage. "Yo wouldn[t happen to be the protagonist, would you?"

And he was last he checked, that was clever joke because mooney and banks and stuff. "Yeah, it says so right here on the back of my underware!" This was true.

"Ah good! Just one porblem. You wouldn't happen to have the Death Note that Hargreed sent you in the mail, do you?" He spoke again.

"Oh? You mean hairy old man who deaded in my windoe?" Folgore luff. "That old scrapbook is his story now, I burnt it."

This freaked the sage right the frek out. "YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL, FALCO PALGORE!11" He shouted with loudness that sh atter glass of water that he drinked. "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FACE FINAL BOOS NO?"

Kachome got a line in, "It's pkauy, Falgore has the biggest asortments of weapons in all of Italy! He dont need no stupid diary to saver the day."

But Kachome was wrong, he did neeed it because it was a key itme he had to equip to get to the end screen of the storu. "I read that!" Folgore said at me. "It's fine, i'll jyst get counterfit book. How no the difference?"

But I did know the difference, so I wrote this, "No buts, Folgore! If you want to progress the game, you need to go collect all of these items." Then Wise Sage gave him a luandary list of items but laundary was not on it.

"Alright geez, ill follow around for now but can I at least get cool as heck moterbike or something?" Folgore say and he slipped him a slightly used fifty dollar bill, but it was a Folgore buck, so not real money. "You can redeem it for one free autographe from yours truly, but no picutres."

This was good enuff sweet deal for the Old Sage, "Finally! I own a piece of Folgore histoyu in the making. Here, you can have my brand new Harley Daividson moterbike 300X. I haven't had time to use it, too busy traveling town to town on foot being old."

And so, Folgore, Kanchome and a bunch of groupies following them were off on the beginning of the adevnute of a life time.

Meanwhile...the endgame boss was doing evil stuff, like counting money, shuffling drugs and doing generally bad things. This was to foreshdaown that he was the bad guy who Folgore needed to defate.

"Heh, so he beginned adventure, does he? Well, that is no big deal, I will have to send the best henchmen I has to stope him."

To be contined...