Background scene-What appears to be the inside of an acient temple, complete with cobwebs and fire torches.
A figure, a man with greyish-white hair, and matching facial hair, dressed exactly like Indiana Jones appears
It is an animated image of voice actor Rob Paulsen
Rob-At last!
After days of searching, I Indiana Paulsen have finally come across the temple of Emperor Ringo George Paul John
And now to find out where his roaylness had store the great ruby
A giant earser appears, wipes away scene
Rob-It must be somewhere if I have to search every room, nook and cranny of the(notices blank space) temple that has mysteriously... vanished.
(Looks directly in camera) Psst...Hey uh, do you think you can put the scenery back please?
Thank you
Rob leave blank space for the scenery to return
Giant panitbrush appears and paints a scenery of a blue sky, green grass, hay and a red barn
Rob-(returns) At last!
After days of searching, I Indiana Paulsen have finally come across the temple of Emperor(notices change of scenery)Ringo...George..Paul..John?
(Looks directly at camera) Well now, looks like were changing the plot now
Next time though, tell me in advance OK?
Rob leaves scene and returns seconds later, now dressed in denim overalls, with a fannel shirt, boots and a straw hat, carrying a garden hoe.
Rob-This isn't too bad
I feel like an extra in Oklahoma!
(Starts to sing and walks pass barn)
OH! what a beautiful morning!
OH! what a beautiful day!
As he walks, the scene changes from a barn/farm yard to a winter scene with snow and an igloo
Rob-(still singing) I've got a beautiful feeling!
(Takes notices background)
Everything's...going... my wa..hay?
(stops singing and looks directly in camera)
Uh, dude can you maybe just stick to one story?
Rob leaves scene and returns seconds later, dressed fully in snow gear and skies among the snow.
Rob-(singing while skiing) Dashing through the snow, on a chilly winter day
Over hills I go laughing all the(takes notice that scenery has once more changed this time to a tropical beach with palm trees and sand) laughing all the wayy..eeee
(lRob ooks directly in carmera with a not so happy look on his face
shakes head and clomps away with skies on)
Moments later Rob appears wearing tan pants, a loud colorful Hawaiian shirt with two flower leis, (one around his neck, and the other on his head) and sings, while strumming on a ukulele.
Rob-(singing and playing on the ukulele) Day-O! Day-O!
Daylight come and me want to go home!
Come Mr. Tally man, tally me banana
Walks off scenery to blank space
Rob-(still singing and playing) Daylight come and me want to go home
Six foot seven foot eight foot bunch!
(notices lack of scenery, stops palying and singing) Daylight come and me want to go..Uh?
(Looks directly in camera)
Excuse me, I don't mean to keep busting on you, but this is after all a cartoon
And every cartoon needs scenery
However, and as much as I hate to burst your creativy bubble, you seem to be having a hard time focusing on one story.
I think it's best that we start from scratch and just stick to one scenery
Because, so far this cartoon is going all over the place
(A giant earser rubs out Rob as he is talking)
And in all my years, excuse me decades working in cartoons I've never..
(Rob completly disappears)
Rob-(voice only) Alright, what's the big ideal?
Paintbrush returns and makes Rob reappear
This time he's dressed in cowboy style clothes, complete with boots and a hat as well
Rob also has a guitar strapped around his neck.
He looks at himself, and gives a satsified look and smile.
Rob strums guitar but it has no music
There is absoulte silence.
Rob holds up a small sign that reads Sound Please!
A staticy sound comes on
Rob nodds his head and strums the guitar again
However, the noise that comes for it is not a typical guitar sound but a trumpet, which is clearly the wrong instrument, playing the sound of a fox hunt
Rob gives quizzle look and strums again, this time the sound is a car horn
Fed up, Rob smashes guitar with the noise of a donkey's hee haws
Rob shakes his head in dissapointment, picks up smashed guitar pieces and walks off scenery
Rob returns to scenery, dressed in his usual attrie, jeans, t-shirt, button down shirt worn open like a jacket and sneakers
He opens his mouth however his voice does not come out, but the sound of a rooster crowing (Cocka-doddle-doo!)
Rob makes a second attempt to speak, but no such luck
This time, his voice his replaced by a monkey's chattering sound
Rob covers his mouth
He then gingerly removes hands from mouth and tries to speak once again
Rob starts yelling but the sound of a koukou clock comes out of his mouth not his voice until seconds later
Rob-And I've never been so insulted in all my life!
Realizing that he blew a gasket, which is not his nature, Rob gives a bit of a sheepish smile with a slight shade of embarassment of light pink on his face
Rob-(clears throat) Sorry that I lost it for a moment, but let's now focus on being serious
First off, we need scenery
A giant pencil sketches out a cartoonyesque scenery
Rob-(looks over at scenery) Not what I expected, but not too shabby
All we need now is some color and it's good to go
Giant paintbrush returns and slaps color on to Rob, but misses scenery
Rob-(who is now covered in many shades of paint, yelling) I meant the scenery not me Piccaso!
Giant earser rubs our the paint from Rob, along with himself.
Rob-(voice only) Again we're doing this?
Giant paintbrush paints Rob into the scenery, but instead of back to his ususal self, he's dressed in what appears to be brightly colored clothes( red pants, with white polka-dots on them, rainbow supenders, matching jacket, bright green shirt, big, floppy yellow shoes, and clown make-up, complete with a red nose.
Rob-I'm puzzled by what's happening in this cartoon
It's not that I disobey the voice directors, goodness no, and it's not like I'm a troublemaker and difficult to work with goodness no it's just that...
Hmm, I'm not sure why, but I don't quite feel like myself
Paintbrush creates a full-lenght mirror
Rob-(still talking)I mean I feel alright, yet I(looks into mirrorr)
(Screams, then looks directly at camera
Rob-(places hands on hips, angry look on his face) Now you're just doing this on purpose
How juvenille
Earser rubs Rob completely away
Rob-(voice only, sounding unimpressed, sighing) Here we go again
Paintbrush creates a body of water, followed by a boat (a small tug boat) with Rob, dressed back in his regular clothes, at the helm
Rob-(looks over scenery and work) Simple yet very nice
Looks like it's an ocean themed cartoon
Rob happily drives the boat in the water, when suddenly, the paintbrush creates an animated looking shark, with it's mouth opened wide
Rob-(looking directly at camera) UHOH!
Shark "eats" boat, licks lips
Rob-(inside shark, yelling)Hey! Get me out of here!
This is not funny!
Shark spits out Rob who lands in the ocean and swims off
Rob( spits out water, looks at camera) How am I gonna get out of this one?
Paintbrush creates a chain with a sign that reads Pull me
Rob shruggs shoulders and pulls chain, which turns out to be a drain
Rob-(looks at camera) Me and my big beak
The "ocean" starts going down the "drain" along with Rob
Rob-(going down the drain) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!
Water and Rob get sucked into drain
An arm pops out of the drain, followed by Rob's head, and the rest of his body
Rob-(sounding peeved) Alright enough of this nonsence, and start the cartoon
A blackback drop appears with the words The End in white letters
Rob- (pushing backdrop away)NO!STOP!CUT!
(calmer voice) Look buddy, how about we make a deal here
How about I come up with the suggestion and then you design whatever comes to mind
Will that work for you?
OK then, good
I mean, I'm thining of something simply
It's not like I'm asking for a song and dance number
Paintbrush appears and changes Rob's clothes into a tuxedo and tails with a top hat and cane
Rob-(looking over hsi attire) Looks like I'm getting a song and dance number then
Rob then begins to tap dance, or something that looks like it
While that's happening, paintbrush creates two more Robs
Rob-(stops dancing and looks at his 'clones') What a minute!
What's going on here?
Rob clones-Helloooo Nurse!
Rob-(looks at clones, then at camera) Hey! what is this?!
What's going on here?!
Rob clone number 1-Well,as the old saying goes, "You can never have too much of a good thing
Rob clone number 2-Besides, you always wish there was more of you
Rob-That was only one time and it was a figure of speech!
Rob processed to push the clone on the left side away
Rob clone number 1-Hey watch the hands pal!
You haven't even taken me to a movie
Rob clone number 2-And now, if I can countinue with my number
The second clone goes back to dancing, when the real Rob returns
Rob-(grabs clone by shoulders) Listen here buster, there can only be room in this cartoon for one Rob Paulsen and that's me
Rob clone-You!HA!
At least I can dance!
Rob-If you weren't me, I'd knock you off your block
Rob clone-I'd like to see you try
Rob-Alright chum, you've asked for it!
(looks at camera) I'm going to do this and I'm going to hate myself in the morning
I think it's best then to close my eyes while I do this
Rob, closes his eyes and prepares to punch the lights out of the clone, who gets wiped away by the giant earser, and knocks himself out
Small chirpping birds fly above his head
Rob-(taking notice of birds) I guess that really does happen in cartoons
Earser rubs out Rob
Rob-(voice only) You know, this is getting to be quite old and annoying!
Giant paintbrush creates scenery of a racetrack, followed by a race car, with Rob as the driver
Rob-Alright!
I'm a racer at the Indy!
Rob happily drives the car on the track
Suddenly, the scene changes once more
No longer on the track, the car was now underwater thanks to the new scenery
Rob-(garbles water, as he looks at camera) Is this your idea of a joke?
Water scenery changes now to corn maze
Rob-(looks at camera) Can you come up with something more(gets hit with several ears of corn) ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! more interesting or creative
Scenery changes to outer space
Rob-(looks at camera) Maybe not so extreme
Suddenly, an alien in a spaceship appears
Alien-talking jibberish
Rob-Sorry, I'm not from around here
I made a wrong turn
Scenery changes once again, to this time a mountain road
Rob-(looks at camera) A tad better
Rob goes on driving, when he takes notice of a sign that reads End of Road.
Rob-Uh oh, looks like it's time for me to get out of here
Takes notice of a button in his car that said Panic Button
Rob-(looks at camera) Let's hope this works
Rob presses button and "flies" out of the car by crashes through the roof
He still "flies" in the sky, returning back to outer space, where he meets the alien in the space ship
Alien-talking jibberish
Rob-No, I'm not sure how to get to Pluto from here
Sorry, made another wrong turn
Alien-talking jibberish
Rob-You're welcome
Spaceship flies away
Rob-(looks at camera) Wait a minute, if I'm in outer space, that means...
Rob starts gaspping for air
Paintbrush "creates" a spacesuit for him
Rob-(relaxes breathing)That's better
And it's actually pretty neat up here
As long as I don't look down, I'll be fine
Rob looks down
Rob-Oh boy(looks at camera) I am so stupid
Rob instantly falls
Rob-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!(looks at camera) I sure hope my insurance covers this (countinues to fall) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Rob returns to earth
Space suit "melts" off showing his regular clothes
Rob-AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!(snaps fingers and looks at camera) What a minute, I'm a cartoon
That's right, and cartoon characters not only survive these situations, but they don't believe in gravity
(Laughs) HAHA! Paulsen you are a genius
Rob processed to stop himself from falling, and it works as he stands still in mid-air
Rob-Hey, what do you know?
It works
Rob feels a tap on the shoulder
He looks to see Wile E Cyote from the Warner Bros. cartoons
Rob-Hey there Wile E
Wile E Cyote, who is also falling and suddenly stops holds up a sign
Rob reads lettering
Rob-Dear Bonehead
May I remind you that you are a human in animation form you dunderhead
Sincerely Wile E Cyote Genius
(Looks at the animate character and speaks in sarcastic tone) Thank you Captain Obvious
Rob starts to fall once more
Rob-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Rob looks down and sees a body of water and the same shark that ate him earlier
Rob-(looks at camera) Seriously again?
Shark "catches" Rob
Rob-(from inside the shark) This is getting very old now
Shark "spits" him and Rob lands on a tree
Rob-(looks at camera) How am I suppose to get down?
Paintbrush "gives" Rob an anvil
Rob-This isn't what I had in (tree trunks snap due to anvil's weight, and Rob falls once more) miiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnd!
Rob lands on sand face first
Rob-(spits out sand, stands up and looks into camera, with a very unhappy look on his face) Alright, no more Mr. Nice Cartoon Guy!
I've tried to be understaning and patient but now I've reached my boiling point!
In all my years in this busniess, I've never been so humiliated or insulted!
What's the big idea?!
Paintbrush appears and paints a box around Rob
Rob-I would like an explanation!
Why you...
Paintbrush closes box onto Rob
Close up on an artist drawing table and two figures
It is Yakko Warner, holding a pencil and Pinky the mouse, holding a paintbrush
Yakko-(chuckles and looks up at camera) Gosh ain't we a couple of stinkers
Pinky-(looks up at camera) Narf!
Yakko-(blows a kiss to camera and winks, as does Pinky) Mahw! Good Night Everybody!
Yakko and Pinky wave to camera
Sreen fades to black
The End