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1 hour earlier,
Today is a sunny day in The Desert, the roads were hot as hell and sand was all over the place. It seems like there were not many cars on the road as there weren't that many to begin with. Most of the time people would walk for miles and miles to a gas station but outhere you lost gas you're as good as dead.
a car started to come into view. It was a white Nissan GT-R with red wheel rims going fast down the road it felt like a roadrunner, but faster.
"Look, I'm on my way to the spot, these roads are so empty that I can go as fast as I can. And yes I got the money, it's not like I forgot." The dog in the car was talking to someone on the phone as he connected it to the speaker.
"Jack, please act normally this guy doesn't take shit from anyone, and I don't want you getting yourself hurt" the man on the phone explained to his worker.
The dog then put his right hand on the wheel with his left. He continued to drive down the road and talk to the man on the phone.
"So who is this guy anywhere. Is he a mob boss or something?" Jack asked in a calm voice as his boss then explained to him.
"No Jack he's well, look I wasn't telling you the full truth" he said to jack making him confused about what he said.
"What do you mean? What I'm I really doing?" Jack asked, starting to become uncalm and feeling a bit of anger.
"You're not making a deal with him, we need you to get rid of him. Jack he's a criminal who has taken multiple things from us and other places, he has a huge amount of money and a lot of people behind his back. Their is even rumors that he murder his ex girlfriend to marry someone else." He yelled out, making Jack turn down his speaker as they were really loud.
"Are you serious!!! I can't kill this guy, if he has a million fucking bodyguards watching everything he does" jack says as he starts to freak out and not pay attention to the road. "That's it I'm gonna turn this car around and go home". Jack added.
Strangely the car for some odd reason started to go into autopilot and went back in the right direction as Jack tried to stop it.
"LJ, what the hell let me take this wheel." Jack yelled at the phone. "Sorry jack, it has to be done" LJ calmly said.
10 mins later….
The trunk of the car started to open as Jack climbed in and got a hold of a box. The box was brown with a golden lock on the door of the box. Which jack put out a key and opened the box to unveil a glock with a silencer.
Jack then put the silencer on the gun and put it in his pocket and closed the trunk of the car.
Jack then walked to the hill and suddenly LJ started calling. Which jack quickly answered. "Jack he's in that church all you need to do is perfect time and you will headshot him.
After that you get into the car and get the fuck out of their." LJ said hanging up with Jack then putting his phone back into his pocket.
Jack then made his way up the hill feeling like he just climb a fucking mountain. He was then surprised to see something weird. Three red aliens like people standing on the hill with one of the aliens holding a sniper aiming right at his target.
Jack then ran into action as he tried to stop the alien from shooting his target. Jack got a hold of the gun but his finger was on the gun and by mistake goes off as it hit the main alien. Jack then stopped as the other two aliens put out their guns and aimed at him. "Drop the gun motherfucker" one of the aliens said
Jack then drops the gun on the ground. Then it was Jack's lucky day as the main alien got back up and saw that he was alive. He then opened his jacket and found that the bullet hit a book that was in his jacket. The main alien then got mad.
"What have you fucking done!!!!!" The main alien yelled out.
20 mins later.
"Fucking damnit." Blitzo yelled while he's doing CPR on the book. "Sir I don't think that you can do CPR on a book, I mean come on book down even have hearts" moxxie commented on blitzo response.
"Moxxie shut the fuck up you small dick little bitch, I will blow this fucking book until it fucking works," blitzo said "Fuck me!!!!" Blitzo added as he randomly threw the book off the cliff.
"Great just fucking great, thanks to this fucking fleabag the book's core was damaged and now we can't even get back to are home and the target is still not even dead." Blitzo yelled at everyone.
"Sir it can't be that big of deal we can just call your ex and ask if he can save us" Millie replied.
"Fuck me in the bum. I would rather stick a fork in my eyes and drink someone's blood then have to deal with that fucker" blitzo said frustrated which he then pulled out his phone and called his Ex.
Suddenly a male then showed up on blitzo's phone. It was an owl that looked like a human but was much taller and was wearing a bathrobe.
"Um well well well if it isn't my little imp, blitzo." The owl man said to the blitzo. "Your name is blitzo?" Jack commented. "Yeah and the O is silent" blitzo explains going back to looking at the owl demon.
"Who's that I see, your new banging partner?" The owl Demon asks in a lustful voice.
"Ha ha real funny stolas, let me get to the point I need your help" blitzo says to stolas which made the owl surprised by what he heard.
"Oh look at this you want your knight in shining armor, so what you need my help with blitzy" stolas lustfully asks.
"Well I kind of don't have the book anymore" blitzo says.
"Why?" Stolas asks.
"Well the core of the book that takes us back to the human world kind of got shot" blitzo says nervously as he knows what he's gonna say.
"You What, Blitz I need that book, what the fuck happened you explain right now" stolas yells in anger at blitzo.
"Well this dip shit over here used my gun and shot me in the chest and the bullet hit the book's core and now it wouldn't work." blitzo explains to stolas.
"Look my little imp I don't have the other book and I can't make a replacement until the next go around. And a third time of you sliding your big red..." stolas says before Blitzo hangs up immediately.
"Ok, can you please explain what's going on here. Who was that and who are you guys?" Jack asks as the three look at eachother.
"Ok, listen kid my name is blitzo. And those two are my workers Mille and moxxie we are imp demons. And the one on the phone was someone I kind of had a one night stand and he would leave me the fuck alone because he wants to fuck me. Anyway his name is stolas. He is an owl demon." Blitzo explains to jack.
"What demons!!!!!! You don't mean like demons from hell right!!!" Jack asks the three starting to get worried.
"Well yeah we're demons and you tried to ruin our kill" Millie said to jack as he sees how their kill was.
"Oh you mean….." Jack said only for blitzo to fire a shot and shoot their Target in the head making him fall to the floor.
"Nevermind" jack added. Blitzo then called up his Receptionist
"Look kid, we run a company and it's are job to kill people" blitzo says to jack as he gets confused.
"You guys run a company that kills people?" Jack asks.
"Of course were demons, are company is called IMP it's stands for Immediate Murder Professionals. Are job is that a random person comes in wants to kill someone else who did them dirty and wants them dead, so that's are job" blitzo explains to jack making him more confused.
"Wait so…." jack says but gets ignored as
The phone then answered and it was a female Wolf that also looked like a human sitting in a desk chair. "What's up Blitz" the wolf asked blitzo. "Hey loonie how's it going?" Blitzo asked her which made her be suspicious thinking that he is in trouble.
"What the fuck did you this time" loona asks her boss in the calm tone.
"So this fuck face shot the book that takes us to the human world and yes this is the second time I said this and I tried to do CPR on it and it did Jack shit. But anyways I need you to make us a portal and get us the fuck home, we killed the guy and it's time to leave" blitzo explains to loona which made her surprised.
"Um 1st off why the fuck did you do CPR on a book that is the most retarded thing you can think of and 2nd off I can make a portal but theirs a problem." Loona says to blitzo.
"And what is that?" Blitzo asks. "Well the only place it can go is in New York, which from where you dip shits are, you are nowhere near. So I looks like you dumbass need to get to New York City and I can make a portal and get us the fuck back to hell" loona answers blitzo's question.
"So how are we supposed to get there if we don't have cars?" Blitzo asks loona.
"Oh I have a car right down that hill" Jack says.
"well how fucking convenient" blitzo says jokey. The four walked down the hill to Jack's car only to see that it's been looted. The wheels and the motor were taken out of the car. Which made Jack mad and the other disappointed.
"Well horse shit" blitzo says. "You guys should probably get to finding a way there can't wait for you guys forever '' Loona says then hangs up. "You're gonna tell me who that was as well," Jack asks blitzo.
"Well jack that was my daughter loona and considering that you're a dog and she a hellhound if I catch you fucking or trying to hit on my daughter i swear to god I will find you and i do some not nice things." Blitzo says to Jack
Jack then sarcastically comments. "Yeah ok, wolves aren't my thing anyways".
"Hey guys look there is a gas station nearby. Maybe If we can get there we can find a way to get their" Millie says pointing at the sign.
"Well then what are we waiting for? Let's get moving," moxxie says as the four then walk down the road to get to the gas station and find themselves some help.
2 hour later…
The four were walking in the Desert. It was hot as shit and the four were sweating and getting really hot to the point where they wanted to stop, but then a miracle happened and they finally Made it to the gas station. The four were happy that they weren't going to die In the desert.
"Holy shit thank god we made it" moxxie says in a tired voice. "Come on let's get inside" blitzo says as the four walks in as fast as they can. They finally went inside and it was nice and cold which made them get their energy back.
"Alright let's find a way to New York" Jack says as he walks to the cashier. "Hello store clerk I was wondering if there is a way to get to New York. In some way?" Jack asks the store clerk as the others grab random food.
"You want to go to New York, why in the hell do you need to go to New York?" The store clerk asks. "Well we need to get some friends home, so I'm wondering If there is a bus or something that can get us there," Jack asks.
"It's your lucky day then dog there a bus to New York on the next stop you have to pay some money to go on the bus but you probably have money." The store clerk says to jack.
"Ok I will be right back" Jack says as he walks over to the three. "So guys I found a way to New York" Jack says to the three as it makes them happy.
"How?" The three said at the same time. "There's a bus station nearby and it's heading to New York. If we get on that bus we can get to New York," Jack says to the three, making them super happy. "But there is one problem," Jack added.
"So what's the problem?" Blitzo asks as Jack gets sad. "We need money to pay for tickets and my wallet is not here" Jack Says to the three and it makes them disappointed once more.
"Guys, come on, we're IMP, we know how to solve any problem, jack how about me and you go up to and talk to the clerk and ask for help," blitzo says as Jack agrees. "Ok?" Jack said, confused.
The two walk to the cashier and blitzo puts his food on the table for the clerk to ring it up. "Hello mr clerk man I was wondering if you can help us get on a bus to New York City?" Blitzo asks the clerk.
"Um no can't just give you money for bus tickets" the store clerk says as blitzo got mad.
"Oh well I guess I can understand that" blitzo said as he put his hand in his coat. And then put out a gun and aim it at the store clerk.
"Give me the fucking money in the register" blitzo yelled as jack was surprised.
"Blitz what the fuck" Jack yelled in horror of blitzo holding a gun and about to pop this store clerk.
"Come on Jack we need to get some money and this is the only way we can get it" blitzo explains to Jack.
"Sir what the hell are you doing!!! We don't have time for this, the bus is planning on leaving" moxxie yelled. Giving the store clerk time to pull the police alarm.
"Oh shit we've been caught Millie get the cash Register and let's get out of here." Blitzo says as the four ran out of the store and ran down the road with the money.
Another hour later……
"We would like four tickets to New York City" blitzo told the ticket holder as blitzo gave him the money.
"Alright four tickets to New York City your bus is right around the corner" the ticket man said as the four ran to the bus and got on.
"New York city here we come" Jack says as the bus drives off to New York.
To be continued…