PENG | CHAPTER 02: SWAN POND | BY TWISTED ETERNAL WOLVETTA
"The swan in question has been without a mate for quite some time now. Recently, it has been scaring away a potential male. You must avoid this swan, as it's incredibly aggressive." Yukino's voice droned through Natsuki's intercom. As the park ranger, it was her duty to clear up the immense crap from the pond. Only issue is… well. Standing before the water's edge, she brushed her fingertips to her ear.
"But I don't see any swa—there's a naked woman?!" She practically squarked, seeing her on the other end beside the drainage tunnel. The brunette was practically lounging against the drain's slope, accompanied by an onslaught of ducks. W-was she being atta—no, they were, huh… worshipping her?
As the woman peered over, an unsettling sensation prickled Natsuki's neck. Then, alike a trance, Natsuki witnessed something obscene. This woman grabbed the mallard duck within her lap, chucked it, then dived into the water. At impossible speeds akin to a speedboat, she swam towards her.
Natsuki took a hesitant step backwards, but it was already far too late, for she had caught her.
"Arararararararararara!" The brunette sang in a soft, yet obnoxiously high voice, her hand seizing Natsuki's wrist. "Ey, peng ting, yer' luuk ace." She spoke in an unbelievably thick accent which caught Natsuki off guard.
"W-wha—get off me!"
"Ahh yeah, goo-on!" Water gushed as the naked woman leaped out the pond to stand before the park ranger. "Folla meh inta' th' pond." Stepping back inside, she tugged Natsuki. When she refused, the woman pouted. "Come!" With a hard tug, Natsuki yelped as she fell into the dank water.
Breaking the surface, Natsuki spluttered. "W-what the fuck, are you insane, woman?!"
"Ararara?" She only pressed an index to her lips innocently.
"Come, come!" The naked woman strut towards the centre of the pond where a man-made island was. Here was a hoard of treasure—or, well… rubbish. An iconic Tesco trolley was embedded into mud and reeds. It contained stale bread and aubergines. Stranger, discarded tea bags littered the trolley. "Welcum ter me haus. Do yer' wan' tea?"
"Tea? N-no…" Natsuki could only speechlessly mutter, her wrist still captured. W-wait…? Her eyes swept to the trolley, her face scrunching up in response. "No thanks."
"Aw… shame." She'll simply make her own then. Releasing the ranger's wrist, she approached the trolley and dipped down. A full view of her arse was revealed to Natsuki who could only muster a blush. Then again, ever since seeing her, Natsuki had felt like exploding. Nonetheless, the brunette reached inside, pincering tea bags between her index and middle digits. "Ah'll make me own a sec." With two tea bags, she headed for her island's edge and squatted down. Dumping them into the murky water, she ripped a reed out and began to uselessly stir.
"E-excuse me…" Natsuki apprehensively glanced over the woman's shoulder, unsure what to make of the situation. "...What are you doing?"
"Stirring me tea, a'course!"
"Huuh…"
Floating some feet away was Natsuki's intercom. Static buzzed from it, Yukino's voice barely being heard: "Nat-suki? W-h-at h-appen-ed? W-he-re are y-ou?"
A/N: ...and here we see a wild Shizuru in her natural habitat. Shizuru used Attract! It wasn't effective.
Haus: House.