Janis was writing a sequel to the hit fanfic "Benis", when suddenly God walks into her bedroom.
Janis was startled.
She only wanted to write about Main Character and Ben having HOT STEAMY PASSIONATE LOVE WITH BEN'S BULBOUS PENIS, but the Lord could not let this sin continue.
He brought out an anti-tank riffle, then promptly shot Janis in the head.
Her blood pooled around her as her hands still clasped onto her laptop, even in death.
God's orbs gazed upon the world he created.
What was once made of light and goodness was now horribly mutilated into a dark, evil abomination.
The Lord sighed then ascended back up to heaven, ready to start a new.
He gathered all his angels and watched as the Earth crumbled in front of his eyes.
"Humanity was a mistake..." He muttered under his breath.