Kistune-bi(line)
By NotYourMiko
Ladyblog Private Chat
Between: RealLadyNoirFan and TheCatsLady
1200 AM
[RealLadyNoirFan has entered the chat]
RealLadyNoirFan: Dude, are you seeing this?
TheCatsLady: what the hell, it's 12 am!
[RealLadyNiorFan has sent an image]
TheCatsLady: Oh, Rena's got a new look. I'm going back to sleep.
RealLadyNoirFan: *annoyed face emoji*
[Queenie22 has entered the chat]
Queenie22: THAT AINT RENA, BICHES!
TheCatsLady: You spelled 'bitches' wrong.
RealLadyNoirFan: ditto
Queenie22: shut up
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RealLadyNoirFan: Wtf stop spamming us at 1200 am in the morning with images of the new heroine.
Queenie22: Says the one who started all this
RealLadyNoirFan: …
TheCatsLady: Okay, now, I'm definitely awake. Also, what are you talking about?
RealLadyNoirFan: That's what I was going to say before someone interrupted us. She was seen in the last few akuma battles over the past few days. She has been saving a shit ton of people. People all over the blog are saying she's gonna replace Rena as she's saved more people than her. They've been calling her Kitsune bc of her nine tails!
Queenie22: I'm totally telling my dad about this, he'll totally be able to set up a meeting.
RealLadyNoirFan: I forgot your dad works for the mayor.
Queenie22: With the mayor, there's a difference.
TheCatsLady: How long do you think it'll take till Alya will find out about it? She's practically a worshipper towards Rena as much as she is to Ladybug.
RealLadyNoirFan: Can't argue with that.
Queenie22: 15.00 euros says that she loses her shit in less than 5, send me the Bill.
TheCatsLady: Fuck no, I give it less than 2 minutes after she finds out. And it's 20 euro for me *winky devil face*
RealLadyNoirFan: 24 Euro, and it's 1 minute.
[MusicMage has entered the chat]
MusicMage: God, all of you are awful. And it's 25 seconds btw. Let's all just admit that Rena's gonna get kicked out, and Kitsune is gonna replace her.
RealLadyNoirFan: Ladybug would never do that because she's biased as hell
TheCatsLady: True. But aren't you a Ladybug Stan?
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[Queenie22 has liked TheCatsLady sentence]
RealLadyNoirFan: I maybe a Ladybug stan but that doesn't mean I can't criticize her behavior
TheCatsLady: I can agree with you on that one for sure.
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Ladyblog Profile: InShellvertedPerson
Look at this girl go! She saving lives like a boss! Unlike RealRenaRouge
[Inserted image of a mysterious figure saving others]
Comment Thread
RenaIsQueen: Go die, bitch! You don't deserve to be on this site!
Queenie22: STFU RenaIsQueen. No one cares about your worshipper opinion.
Alya Cesaíre had two accounts for the Ladyblog. One for hero persona and the other her civilian self. Both of them were currently being flooded with notifications. It was currently 700AM, just before school, and her phone was already blowing up. Alya munched on a croissant from the Dupain-Cheng Patisserie while scrolling through the thread logs. One of the threads caught her eye.
Look at this girl go! She saving lives like a boss! Unlike RealRenaRouge
What followed was a grainy picture of a girl saving a group of children from the recent akuma. Normally, Alya discouraged these types of things but when it involved her superhero persona and had over two million comments on it, it was bound to be looked into. Alya soon discovered that it was not the only post. All of them surrounded the girl with the nine tails, this Kitsune. There was even fanart of her! Fanart! Alya shoved the rest of the croissant into her mouth in anger.
This. Was. Not. Happening.
Alya got on the Ladyblog and logged into her account.
Mei let out an exhausted yawn and straightened her plaid skirt as she trudged into Ms. Bustier's classroom.
"Wow, you look like crap." Alix commented as Mei sat down next to her and put her school bag on the floor.
"Thanks, I just love being told that I look like a piece of-"
Alix cut her off, taking out her phone as she did. "Did you see the Ladyblog this morning?"
"Huh?" Mei replied to her human friend. Mei's brain was still half-asleep. Despite being a centuries old guhimo, she needed sleep like any other person and her brain was still just waking up. Okay, that was a lie. She was immortal. She didn't need sleep like a mortal, she only pretended so she could seem normal as possible.
"Ladyblog? Run by Alya?" Alix spoke, gesturing to the girl. "Anyway, I checked this morning and apparently there's this girl blowing up on the comment thread! Here look!"
Alix promptly shoved her phone in Mei's face.
It was a picture of her.
Well, Mei was definitely 'awake' now. Then, the scent of miraculous magic hit her. Great, Ladywitch was here.
Ugh, why does she have to go to my school?
"Marinette! Did you see?" Alya asked the girl as she sat down next her. Alya's voice was laced with underlying venom as she said it.
Good, Mei thought. I hate you too, The feeling is very much mutual. God, why did I even entrust the Miracle Box to that stupid Order in first place? Oh, wait, I know. Because Tikki is a manipulative little—no, don't even go there.
"Oh, Kitsune! Yeah, she's not going to replace Rena." Marinette yawned.
"How would you know that, Miss Stalks-a-Lot?" Alix bit back at her, crossing her arms.
"I don't stalk-" Marinette started.
A laugh cut her off.
"Bitch, please. We all know you do, don't even deny it." Came the voice of Chloe, she was currently filing her nails.
"Chloe! That wasn't very nice!" Adrien said.
"Yeah, dudette."
"Then, you are ignorant to the world around you. Especially you, Kuro Neko."
Mei hissed at Adrien.
Good, he should be afraid. Not of me, but what I am going to do to that spotted witch.
"Huh? What's that supposed to mean?" Marinette quirked an eyebrow.
"Nothing that concerns you of all people." Mei spoke stone faced.
"After class. Fencing room." Mei snarled in Adrien's ear as she passed him to get to her seat.
Adrien looked nervous when Mei glimpses at him from the shadows, pacing up and down in the lockers.
"Plagg," He said to his kwami. "What do I do? She knows who I am! Who is she? She's only been here a day and she's already figured out my identity! How is that even possible!"
"It's because she helped create the miraculous." Plagg spoke bluntly, munching on a piece of his favorite cheese.
Silence complete and utter silence.
"You don't want to cross her, Kid. She's—"
"Right here." Mei spoke, making her presence known.
Adrien stumbled back, shocked.
"Calm yourself, Chat Noir. I mean you no harm." Mei spoke. "The pussycat over there would strike me if I was."
"Who are you calling pussycat, Mei!" Plagg shouted angrily. "I'll have you know I sunk Atlantis, Destroyed Dinosaurs and-Argh!" Plagg's sentence was cut off as Mei picked him up by his neck.
"Oh, really? Then how come you beg for cheese and play tricks to get it?"
Adrien let out a laugh.
"Hey! You're supposed to be on my side, Adrien!" Plagg huffed, crossing his tiny arms.
"I'm guessing you have questions?" Mei said, sitting down as she released Plagg. Adrien nodded eagerly.
"Go ahead. I know you're dying to ask."
"How old are you?"
"To be honest, I kinda forgot around the BC era…"
Adrien gaped, eyes wide.
"Why did you make the miraculous in the first place?"
"Why? I guess I wanted to help humanity and the kwamis wanted to help too. At the time they were wanderers and so we helped one another and well...here we are!" Mei replied to him. To be honest, it was the very simple version, the longer version would take at least a week to explain.
"Why do you look so young?"
"Because in guhimo culture. I am a teenager."
"But your—"
"Because I am."
"But you-"
"Because I am."
"Okay." Adrien spoke. "So! I'm guessing Kitsune is you!"
"It's Guhimo not Kitsune! Mortals always get it wrong!" Mei huffed, crossing her arms.
It's official. Alya has declared war. This Fox girl is going down. That's it, she's going to contact Ladybug, get an interview and demand as Rena Rouge she stops these heroics at once! There can only be one sexy vixen in town, and that's Rena Rouge! Not that little upstart!
Of course, as expected of Ladybug, she received the Fox Miraculous later in the evening. Saying the words Alya transforms into her superhero alias of Rena Rouge.
"She's not that bad you know." The alley cat says at their usual meeting spot of the Eiffel Tower. "Plus, you shouldn't get her angry."
"What for?" Ladybug questions. "And why are you tense?"
"Milady, she created the Miraculous."
Rena busts out laughing. "That upstart! Yeah, right! As if she could create divine jewelry imbued with pow—
Rena gasps as she feels the wind get knocked out of her and gets slammed into a nearby rail. Rena's head bangs against the grate of the floor.
Something dripped from her nose. Blood. She's bleeding.
"T-that's not possible." Rena whispered. "Nothing can harm me when I'm transfor—
"Expect for me." A young voice thundered, a girl's voice. "Their creator. And I dare you to call me an upstart again."
Rena looked up it was a girl in a Japanese school uniform. But that was where the normality ended. For behind her were nine ghostlike tails.
"Your Kitsune." Rena sputtered.
"I'm a fucking Guhimo. Get it right." She hissed. Her eyes, her golden eyes. Are narrowed into slits.
"Now, get up Cesaire."
Rena choked.
"How—"
"I created them. I can see through the glamour." The guhimo girl held out a hand. Alya scoffed, and brushed past her. She didn't need her help. Even if she did create the miraculous. She owned the Miraculous now. Not her, never her.
"Leave the city your not welcome." Rena hissed to her.
"No." She replied.
"Why?" Ladybug and the alley cat asked.
"Simple: because I have unfinished business. Starting with you, Alya Csaire. And firstly, take down the article about me and my kind. I detest lies. Ironic I know, considering what I am."
"And if I don't?" Alya challenged.
The guhimo smirked. " simple, I'll rip out your liver."
With a whisper of the wind the girl was gone.
"Alya," Ladybug said, turning around to face her. "What the hell did you do?!"
Alya took a step back and in that moment, she knew, she truly knew based on their expressions that she had just made a grave mistake.
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