Chapter two: Gregory

"'Tis the first hour of the morn," Rias Gregory remarked with a serene smile on her face, "And you are causing mischief already, Brandon. What brings you here so early?"

Brandon pursed his lips in thought, his gaze travelling over her dimly illuminated by the Sun's playful crimson rays body. They danced over Kuoh's paved roads, lighting the countless holes and pits caused by his and Issei's fight with the departed Fallen Angel.

"School, of course, why else would I be here?" Brandon asked incredulously, gesturing towards Kuoh Academy, "Surely you, as a fellow student yourself, would realize that?"

All of a sudden, Rias cracked a smile devoid of any warmth. Her eyes, previously obscured by her red bangs, flashed at Brandon menacingly.

"Do not take me for an idiot, Child. I've witnessed your fight with that Fallen, you've decimated her rather easily," She drawled out, "Yet, I cannot feel a trace of Devil, Angel, Fallen or Sacred Gear presence in you. You should be just a regular, run of the mill human," her eyes flashed threateningly, "But you are not."

Heavy silence imposed itself over them. Neither Devil nor Gamer made a single move.

"I assure you," Brandon began, "I am merely a normal human, everything you've seen had been done by Isse-"

"Silence!" The Devil heiress snapped, "Do not lie to me. Who... No, what are you? Tell the truth or be obliterated."

Brandon remained impassive. The seconds ticked by in a tense quietness interrupted only by a periodic gust of wind stirring the fallen leaves around the three. He narrowed his eyes at Rias and took a deep breath before letting it out in a loud sigh.

"I am..."

He paused. The silence stretched on.

"Go on, mortal," Rias hissed out, fisting her right hand, "Do not make me wait."

"I am," he continued, "The... FASTEST HAND IN THE WILD WEST!" He whipped out his Colt and blasted her fucking head right off her sexy ass body. "BITCH, DON'T EVER AGAIN TRY ME! BITCH I'M THE GAMER!" he yelled out calmly before putting on his cowboy hat and yee-hawing away on his hor-

(AN omg guys im so sorry its my misogynist brother hes so f*reaking stupid and oppressive i swear im back anyway back to the story) omg brandon saod. this is so sad i kild rias gregory.

Dont worry. said Essay. nobody will know this is secret

Thx said brandon and smirkd happyly

THOU HAST LEVEL UP DID game texted yellowly

Ok smirkeed brandon.

Wiw this is so cool. Said Essay. We must have a celibation.

Yes said Brandon. Lets celibate