Season 1. Episode 1. Part 2:

(And now, the conclusion.).

(Three weeks later.).

Conrad was on his couch drawing a sketch of Table Mountain. It was one of the things he missed of his country. Until the Goa'uld attacked it. As he was sketching he kept thinking on his job. He couldn't wait to go on his first mission. But then his phone. Grabbing it he answered.

"Baird.". On the other line spoke Carter. "Hey, it's me. We got a mission.". Conrad jumped off his couch and grabbed his motorcycle keys. "I am on my way Ma'am!".

As he arrived at base Carter was waiting outside. "Nice set of wheels. Is it an Indiana Scout bobber?" she asked. Conrad nodded. "Yeah.". Carter nodded. "Cool, oh, we got the mission briefing.".

In the briefing Carter was explaining the mission. "The mope picked up a huge deposit of Naquadah, if we can harvest it, we might be able to get some advantage against the Goa'uld. And with it, we can power the base with no cost for atleast ten thousand years.". While everyone was listening. Conrad was making notes. This caught the attention of O'Neill. This didn't go unnoticed. Conrad looked at him. "What? I make notes for encase.". Jack just lifted his hands in defence. "No one's judging ye.". Conrad rolled his eyes and kept making notes.

Now they were getting their gear. Conrad was strapping himself up. His P90 was lock and loaded. He could've picked a pistol for his side arm, but he chose a Glock 40. Teel'c then stopped by. "Interesting weapon's choice.". Conrad smiled. "Thanks. My dad used to own one of these.". Teel'c then lifted a brow. "How did you find out you were adopted?". Conrad sighed. "They told me. Said my real dad was a jackass. Apparently a friend of my mother took me after she died and gave me to my foster parents.". Teel'c looked down. "I understand.". When Conrad walked out of the lockers, Carter passed him. "Excited?" she asked. Conrad answered with a broad smile. "Hell yeah.". Daniel was now approaching with a bag. "Hey, how good are you with ancient languages?" he asked. Conrad thought for a second. "Ancient Egyptian. Hebrew, Ancient Greek, Norse runes, why?.". Daniel nodded. "I might need some help.". Conrad sighed. "I am a soldier. Not an archaeologist.". Daniel patted him on the shoulder. "I know.".

Jack then slipped by. "He always is looking for more help.". Conrad nodded. "But I am not an archaeologist. I am an expert in wildlife biology.". Jack then looked at him. "How?". Conrad grunted. "I watch David Attenborough in my free time.".

By now they were at the gate room. The coordinates was now being in placed. "Chevron 7, locked.".

The gate came to life. Now they were walking to the gate. Conrad stood right in front of it. Holding his breathe he went in. The transporting was like through a giant tunnel, the sound it made was like stamping on a piglet! It felt like he was vaporized and reassembled. Coming out was the weird thing. He felt like being brand new! The planet was a desert. The ground was glowing blue. But in front of the gate was a stone with a drawing. Jack turned his head. "Daniel, can you read it?". Daniel stared at it for five minutes. "I have no idea what this is.". Conrad approached. "Beware, take what you need, but never from greed.". Jack then turned to him. "Explain.". Conrad nodded. "See this thundercloud? It is some kind of weapon that can take you out if you take more then needed. This man, is a representative of the visitor. These walls are some kind of prison. While the dark side must be a representative of greed.". Now everyone was staring at him. "I am good at Pictionary.". Sam nodded. "What does this mean?" she asked pointing at the snake in the middle of an eye. Conrad looked at it. "Teel'c, come check this out.". Teel'c did. He gave one look and he had enough. "Mark of Apophis.". Conrad just groaned and kicked some dirt. Jack then walked up to a rock. "No time for chit chat. Take enough Naquadah for now. We don't want any trouble.".

As they filled their buckets and wagon with Naquadah, a rustle was heard. Conrad pulled out his side arm in an attempt to shoot the intruder. Who ended up being a boy. Conrad smiled at the kid and placed the weapon away. "Hey kid, you lost?" he asked. The kid shook his head. "No. I live with my village close by.". Carter then knelt next to Conrad. "Can you take us to them?" she asked. The kid smiled and nodded. They started following him until a lake was in sight. Trees, even grass and meadows. Wildlife was sprinting around. Birds of some sort were chirping. They arrived later at the village and were greeted by a party of sort. An elderly man approached them. "I am Julius, chief of the tribe, welcome to our place of paradise.". Jack held his hand out but Julius just bowed his head. Teel'c did the same. So did Carter and Conrad.

They were very impressed by the buildings. But Conrad was more focused on the writings around the fountain. Julius looked at the team and asked. "Did you come through the World Gate?". Jack nodded. Conrad was very nervous of the foods. He never attended such parties before. "What is this ceremony about?" he asked. Julius smiled and raised his hands in the air. "Today, is the Birthday of our tribe. Our creator and protector, God Almighty blessed us with this paradise. Free from the evil of demons.". Conrad then pointed to the fountain. "What's with the writings?" he asked. Julius spoke again. "It is where we believe God told our ancestors where the Holy Water must be placed. Comes from the heavens. Washing away the evil of our sins.". Daniel then asked. "How do you speak English so well?". A woman approached them. "English is one of our many languages. But we mostly speak of Hebrew.". Teel'c then tilted his head. "You don't seem to be feared of my presence.". Julius laughed. "If you were evil, you wouldn't be here.". Teel'c then dropped his eyebrow. "I see.". Then another woman approached Conrad. Offering him a glass of wine. Conrad looked at Julius. Julius motioned him to drink it. Conrad took the glass and drank it. After drinking the last of it he fell over the side. And vomited. Carter was immediately at his side. Helping him up. "Are you okay?" she asked. Conrad nodded. "Yeah, must've been something in there that doesn't work with me.". Julius then grabbed a mop of some sort and cleaned the mess. Conrad was apologizing. "I am so sorry, I didn't mean it.". Julius waved it off. "It's fine. No problem.". As Conrad got up the woman was at him. "You feel any different?" she asked. Conrad shook his head. "No, why?". The woman shrugged. "Just asking.". Then a man of Teel'c built came at him. "I don't like you being near my betrothed." He threatened. Conrad just kept quiet. Then he spoke. "Sorry.".

But that didn't work. The man attacked him and started throwing him around. The villagers just stepped back. Jack started yelling while Daniel was watching. Conrad landed on a fence, slicing his shoulder open. He yelled. But he got up and went for multiple punches. He gave a few kicks and the man was down.

Julius then ran over. "Please forgive him. My future son-in-law gets insecure about my daughter.". Conrad was clenching his wounds. "Yeah sure. I think we should leave.". Jack nodded. "Yeah, you need that stitched up.". The greeted the locals and went for the Stargate.

Back at base the General welcomed them. "Welcome back SG-1.". Jack nodded. "Conrad got in a fight. Shoulder has been cut.". General Hammond nodded. "Get him to the infirmary. The rest of you, got the Naquadah?". Carter nodded and lifted one of the buckets. Hammond smiled. "Good work team.".

Conrad was back in the infirmary being examined. Doc Fraiser was now checking the back of his shoulder. "The wound is long but not deep. I don't see the need of stitches. But it will be cleaned and wrapped in a bandage. I don't think a cast is needed. But go easy on it.". Conrad nodded. "Got it.". As he left he walked to the General. "Sir.". Hammond looked up. "Yes?". Conrad swallowed and spoke. "The Doc told me to take it easy.". Hammond nodded. "Very well. You resume on active duty next week.". Conrad saluted and walked out. He then went for the shooting ring. There, he was all alone. He went over to the weapon's rack he picked up a good old fashion Smith Wesson and fired a few shots. The target was rigged in the top. With a smile, he switched to a P90 and aimed. But before he could shoot, his gun was lowered by a hand. Confused he look at the direction of the gun. Seeing it was Major Samantha Carter. He placed the gun down and looked at her. She was wearing army long sleeve pants with her usual black shirt. "Major?" he asked. But what happened next shocked him. She started kissing him. Backing off he looked at her. "Major? Are okay?". But Carter went in for another round. "Yes, in fact." She said stroking his hair. "I feel amazing, and the need for you. Don't you want me?". Conrad just lifted his eyebrow. "Is this a joke?". Carter didn't answer. She just leaned in. Conrad then pushed her off of him and went for the door. But then he tripped over the stairs and fell. He yelled as he stopped. Blood came out. Staining his shirt.

Again, he was in the infirmary. Doc Fraiser patching him up with stitches. "I told you to take it easy.". Conrad grunted when the stitches went a little tight. "A little hard when you were chased and fell over your own feet.". Doc Fraiser then looked at him. "The Major was chasing you?" she asked. Conrad nodded. "Yip.".

Then another thing happened. Doc Fraiser then started kissing him. Conrad then tried pushing her away but she kept coming. This made General Hammond and Jack shocked to the core. But they got back in the saddle when Conrad yelled. "Get off me!". Two guards came and pulled her away. She then fought back and yelling the strangest of words. Conrad then wiped his lips. "This ever happened to you?" he asked. Jack shrugged. "Once, but not like this.". Hammond then looked for some reason to the right side of the room. "Did Major Carter react the same?". Conrad nodded. "Yeah. Where is she anyway?". Daniel then pulled a curtain open. There she was, restraint and shaking and growling every time a man comes near her.

This concerned Conrad. Was he the cause of it? "I have an idea." He said. He walked up to her and stood there arms crossed. Carter stopped biting and squirming. She breathed deeply and gave him a lazy smile. "Hey." She said. Conrad lifted his one hand and pointed a finger at her. "Proves my theory.". He walked to the door and he could here Carter start going on her rampage again. He stopped, then turned to his two superiors and motioned them to follow.

"I think she has some primate hormone active in her system.". Jack and Hammond then spoke in unison. "What does that mean?". Conrad continued. "Some primates when on heat, pick their mating partner personally. They usually pick the one they believe will give them the strongest offspring. And when they do, if any male comes close to them, they will attack them. See them as a threat.". O'Neill then looked like he was getting a headache. "Can you, explain it to me, in a simple matter?" he asked. Conrad sighed. "She is basically horny, and only has eyes for me.". This, did O'Neill understood. "Oh.". Hammond then asked. "Is there a cure?". Conrad thought of it. "I have a few requests. One, place Major Carter and Doctor Fraiser in quarantine, evacuate all women from the base, they might get exposed. Lock the base down so it doesn't get out. And make sure, I don't attempt to leave without authorization.". Hammond nodded. "Understood. Jack, you and Teel'c go back to Px-045 and get an antidote.". Jack saluted and walked off. Hammond then looked at Conrad. "I suggest you go into quarantine as well.". Conrad nodded. "Got it sir.".

As he was in his quarantine chamber he was throwing a ball against the wall. He could here the screams and crying of the two women who he endangered. He was never good with them but he didn't want to have women like this way. He then threw the ball harder against the wall and kicked the table. "What is wrong with me?!" he yelled. With that a knock came on the door. It was General Hammond. "Colonel O'Neill is going back to the planet." He informed. Conrad nodded. "Yes sir.".

Back on the planet, O'Neill, Daniel and Teel'c went to the village. The chief greeted them but Jack shoved him against a wall. "What have you done to my team member?!". Julius was scared and unsure. "What are you talking about?" he asked. Jack then shoved harder. "The love potion you used on my team!". Julius's eyes grown. "What? I outlawed love potions over a decade ago!". Then a voice from behind spoke. "It was me!" it was Julius's daughter. "I laced the wine with it. I did it for I wanted a way out of my engagement. For I wanted to marry someone else.". Julius cried. "I thought you were happy.". The daughter spoke. "I was. But later I realized that I was wrong.". Jack dropped him. "How do I fix this?".

On Earth, the Stargate activated. "It's SG-1 sir.". General Hammond responded. "Open the Iris.". The team came in and Jack through his hat on the floor. "We have an antidote. But Conrad isn't gonna like it.".

He didn't.

Conrad's mouth dropped. "Fluid transfer?". Daniel removed his glasses. "It's either that, or we kept experimenting. If we don't fix this, Major Carter and Doctor Fraiser will die.".

A man then came in. "Excuse me, I had a break through.". Conrad stood up. "Who're you?". The man smiled. "Doctor Walter Bishop. I am an expert on hormone functions.". Conrad then sighed. "Please tell me you found another way.". Doc Bishop nodded. "I made an antidote. But, you need to inject it into them.". Conrad huffed. "Go near them? They'll be on me once I get a foot closer.". Bishop then spoke. "We take them one by one.". Conrad grunted. "Fine. Who is first?".

Major Samantha Carter.

Conrad was at the door. Doc Bishop gave him the first vile. "Make sure to jab it in the hormones. In the back of the neck is best.". Conrad took it and nodded. The door slowly opened, and he went in, he looked around. Then he spotted Carter sitting in a chair. "Came to your senses?" she asked seductively. Conrad swallowed hard. "Nope, I came to fix this.". Carter smiled. "Then come and get me.".

From outside, it sounded like a lot of crashing and yelling. Mainly Conrad. He was yelling things mainly like:

STOP IT!

GET OFF ME!

HEY!

DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!

OW!

STOP KISSING ME!

And until a loud feminine moan was heard. Now there was silence. Conrad came out with scratches and love bites all over him. "I got her in the head. She moaned for I had to distracted her.". Jack asked. "What did you do?". Conrad flushed. "I pinched her thigh.". Jack then forced his laugh down. Daniel on the other hand wasn't laughing. "Poor you. Don't get much experience with women do you?". Conrad shook his head. "Nope.".

Now it was Doctor Fraiser's turn. This time, he went in. Instead of approaching her slowly, he charged and grabbed her. Forcing the needle into her neck. There she past out in his grasp. Laying her down he came out. There stood the team with a laptop watching the recording of Conrad attempting to counter Carter. Teel'c then looked at him. "Your strategy was well planned Conrad Baird, but she deceived you.". Conrad scoffed. "She jumped onto me from a chair! Plus the injection goes into the neck.".

Then a loud *bang-bang-bang* was heard. Then Carter yelled. "What's going on?!". Conrad gulped and stepped back. Jack opened the door and Carter came out. "What happened?" she asked. Conrad then gulped deep. "Did I?" asked Carter. Conrad was pale. "You were under the effect of an alien love potion.". Doctor Fraiser then came out. "Hey guys, what happened?". Conrad gulped. "Please tell me this worked.". Doctor Bishop then jabbed a needle into Conrad. Conrad yelled. "Hey! The hell?!". Doctor Bishop then smiled. "Now you are cured.". General Hammond then spoke. "I want PX-045 off of our system.". Everyone understood. As Conrad was walking, Carter caught up. "Hey, I just wanted to say I am sorry. I didn't know what I was doing.". Conrad laughed. "No worries. But I had to distract you when I was injecting you.". Carter lifted a brow. "What did you do?". Conrad smirked. "I pinched your thigh.". As he was walking away with a smile, Carter was left with wide eyes. She then looked at her legs. "Well, guess he could get some fun out of it.".