Chapter Two: A Vow that Will Change the World...Somehow!

Minoru Mineta, after getting beat up by Ochako Uraraka, Tsuyu Asui, Mina Ashido, Momo Yaoyorozu, and Katsuki Bakugou, was laying on the hospital bed. Next to him, sitting on a chair, was Ejiro Kirishima. The red-head was focused on the cloudy, rainy skies that made up that Tuesday morning.

"Kirishima-san…" Mineta addressed him, dramatically.

"Mineta-sama…" Ejiro replied, just as dramatic.

Thunder crackled as lightning hit the ground, illuminating the grey skies for a brief moment.

"Though it has only been a day, due to various off-screen occurrences, my injuries are now fully healed," Mineta remarked.

Kirishima nodded. "Yes, it seems the Hidden Hero, Plot, has struck once again,"

More thunder boomed, the rain poured harder, and the lightning flashed brighter. "The quirk known as "All Powerful", allowing the user to change anything and everything in their favor. We must be thankful that the user of such a power is on the side of heroes,"

"Indeed."

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"Kirishimaaaaaa, how do I get a girl to like me?"

"Stop being a pervert,"

"Kirishimaaaaaa, how do I get the girls to stop beating me up?"

"Stop being annoying!" Kirishiama replied, a hint of frustration increasing in his tone.

"But I didn't do anything. If anything, the only thing I did was say sorry, but no. A sincere apology wasn't enough for that two-faced bitch, so she just had to falsely accuse me of looking down on Bakugou," Mineta rebutted as a flashback of that horrible horrible Monday played in his mind.

"Well maybe if someone wasn't perving on the girls all the time-" Mid reply, the aspiring hero heard a ding coming from his phone. Pulling out, he saw his timer had gone off. "Well, as much as I'd like to continue this argument, we gotta go back to the dorms."

"Ah, alright. Watch out ladies, the virgin Mineta is no more," the grape began as he raised his fist dramatically. "The chad, Minoru Mineta, has been born!"

"Whatever makes you sleep at night," Ejiro remarked dryly.

When they arrived at their building, Ejiro went to Aizawa's office while Minoru made his way to the right wing, where the girls would be. First Step of becoming a chad? Knowing when to apologize!

Fortunately, Mineta didn't have to go far, as all the girls had simultaneously come down into the main living area. Mineta was about to let out a sigh of relief, but then he noticed how their wrists were handcuffed.

"What happened to you guys?" Ojiro asked curiously.

"Well, apparently beating up a registered sex offender in the making isn't very heroic, so Aizawa-sensei and Midnight put these cuffs on us, kero," Tsuyu began, gesturing to Mina for her to continue.

"If we're to use our quirks, an indefinite amount of Nemuri's sleep gas will be injected into our bodies, and we'll pass out." she finished, still struggling to break free. "And if you were wondering, yes, Bakugou destroyed both the cuffs and the sleeping gas stored into it,"

"Classic Kacchan," Izuku noted while watching TV.

Aha! This could be his chance. If Mineta were to, out of the kindness of his heart, remove the cuffs, the girls would HAVE to hate him less. How much less? He had no idea. But he had to shoot his shot.

"Hey girls…" Mineta said as he approached them. Gosh damn, his lisp made him sound like a pedo regardless of his tone of voice. "I could take those handcuffs off for you-

"Every time you speak I want to grind your bones!" Ochako snapped, staring Mineta down with a vicious glare. Everyone in the room, even the other girls and Izuku, were quite surprised at this outburst.

"Oi, chill! I'm not gonna try anything, promise! I'm a changed man now, and you'll see it too if you just give me a chance," he replied in a begging tone. So not only did his lisp make him sound like a pedo, he couldn't even be surprised without sounding like he was trying to flirt with people.

"I mean, there's like…" Momo began before pointing to Izuku, Ojiro, Kaminari, and Sero. "Four other, much more trustworthy guys who would probably do it better than you. So even if you were "a changed man" I don't see why any of us would waste our time with you-

"Let 'em do it, Rich Bitch!" The walking explosion sounded from upstairs. Everyone looked up to see Bakugou walking down, cuff-less. "Let him do it, and if he touches one of you as I'm sure he will, you know who to come to to free yourselves and kick his ass!"

They thought about it for a moment, and it was indeed the better plan. Not only could they see Mineta lie about changing his ways, but they'd get to beat him up again too. They all nodded in acceptance, much to the amusement of Bakugou.

With a sigh, Mineta went to them and proceeded to attempt to free them, starting with Tsuyu. Yeah, her tongue hurt, but compared to the ball of rage that was Uraraka along with two girls with lethal quirks, a bruise on his cheek was child's play. Slowly, but surely, Mineta was able to unshackle his froggy classmate, only touching her hands, as he should.

He then made his way to Momo, who already had an arrow pre-made a few days prior in hand for self-defense. Had she not agreed to the deal, she would've struck him already. "If you leach on to me like you did back then, I will end you!"

"I said I was a new man, remember?" Mineta reinforced her as he began freeing her. Unlocking the cuffs, Momo immediately backed up, cracked her wrist a bit, and then retreated to Tsuyu. "Something's very wrong here. Why is he not being perverted?"

"I have no idea," Tsu responded with genuine shock evident.

Just finishing with Mina, Mineta was now on his way to Uraraka. Despite hanging out with Deku a lot, she was very vicious if you got on her bad side. "Alright, please don't attack me on reflex,"

"I'll try...and most likely fail," Mineta could feel the murderous intent glaring off of her. So much so that in the process of taking off the handcuff, his hand accidentally grazed her butt. "Oh no…"

Mineta muttered, knowing what was going to happen next. "Wait Ochako, it was an accident-

"You thought you could fool us, didn't you, Minoru Mineta!" Mina yelled as she and the other girls charged him. Bakugou went and unshackled Uraraka with his explosions. Uravity then approached the beatdown and in a calm voice said, "Girls, let go of him,"

"But why, he touched your ass, on purpose!" Mina retorted, in the middle of spraying acid on his private part.

Mineta, in his pain, was able to look up at her with a spark of hope in his eyes. "Uraraka, I knew that Deku was a great influence on you. Now, please help me-

Ochako stopped on the hand he had offered before grabbing the beaten boy and beckoning for Momo to follow her. Once outside, Ochako had Momo create a wooden bat. Activating her quirk, Mineta slowly rose to the air. As soon as he had floated to Uraraka's head, the latter proceeded to beat him back down. This cycle repeated for a long time. While inside, the spectators, those of which being Tsuyu, Bakugou, Mina, and Hagakure (who had just come downstairs from hearing the ruckus), were all laughing their asses off between winces of mock-pain.

"Wait, Uraraka, not the balls, Recovery Girl can't heal those!"

"That's...THE…POOOOINT!"

*Crack*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Back at the hospital, the doctor was checking up on Mineta's hidden treasure, said treasure having been beaten and battered by the wrath of his own classmate. After a bit of waiting, Recovery Girl came in. As soon as she saw what she had to deal with, she shuddered. "You'd be surprised how many villains like to attack male pro heroes in the penis. However, even in my years of experience, I've never seen one so damaged…"

"Can it be healed?" Mineta moaned weakly as some side doctors poured a mix of disinfectant and water onto his jewels.

"Yes, it can be fixed. But it'll take the combined efforts of me and some other pro medic heroes to fix...this. Also, it might take a few weeks as well," she explained. Much to Mineta's relief, he sighed.

"Also, your escort has arrived early," she said as the door opened.

Fortunately for Mineta, his escort wasn't just Ochako. Unfortunately, the other escort was Mina. "I did it once and I'd do it again!" Ochako mumbled with full support from her pink classmate.

Too scared to say anything, Mineta could only cry silently, not even closing his eyes, lest his predators view it as disrespect and attack him.

~End~