Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon or Kagome, but if I did... never mind.
CHAPTER II
Meanwhile, in an unknown location in Tokyo city, Mamoru sat in a chair, in a dark room.
"Usagi... I swear on the Kingdom of Earth, YOU SHALL PAY FOR ABANDONING ME FOR A LIFE OF LESBIAN ORGIES WITH YOUR FELLOW SENSHI!" The insane loser shouted out in the middle of an empty room.
"SHUT UP!" Another voice shouted as an old boot crashed through the window, striking the man who had Haruka affectionally renicknamed "Tuxedo Douche", and knocking him out cold, facefirst into an open can of brown paint.
THE NEXT DAY...
Chibiusa, and Hotaru were sitting behind a set of bushes, watching the sidewalk in front of them.
"Usa-chan, are you sure this is a good idea?" Hotaru asked her girlfriend.
"Of course it will Taru-chan!" The pink-haired girl responded enthusiasticly. "After all this was your idea."
At that point Kagome Higurashi (from Inuyasha) walked down the same sidewalk. As she was about to pass the spot where the girls were hiding, they sprang into action. Chibiusa jumped out, and pressed a damp cloth to Kagome's mouth. She was out like a light in less then five seconds.
"Okay, now on to phase two, Taru-chan." With that Chibiusa grabbed Kagome's wrists, while Hotaru grabbed her ankles. They then proceeded to carry Kagome, back to Hotaru's house.
MEANWHILE...
Back at the Outers Mansion, Haruka, and Michiru were having a slight "lovers quarell". (Translation: they were yelling at each other, while Michiru threw whatever she could get her hands on at Haruka.)
"How dare you scream out another woman's name in our bed!" Michiru yelled out, picking a vase out of a box in the closet labled "Cheep plastic vases, pottery ect. FOR ROLEPLAYING PURPOSES ONLY!", and chucking it at Haruka.
Haruka dodged the projectile and shot back. "Hey at least I did'nt call out "Asner" at the peak of my climax last week!"
"For the last time I said EISNER!" Michiru screamed at her lover. Her tone angry, yet playfull, as if they were'nt really mad at each other. For added effect she picked a discarded pump out of the closet, and tossed it at Haruka's face. (Which she was quick to block with her arms.)
"How the hell is that supposed to be any better!?" Haruka yelled in a matter that was equally playfull.
The two were so caught up in their "argument", that they did'nt notice Chibiusa, and Hotaru come through the front door carrying an unconsious Kagome.
"Oh no they're fighting Taru-chan!" Chibiusa exclaimed as she slipped off her shoes, revealing her pink sock-clad feet.
"No It's okay Usa-chan." Hotaru said as she kicked of her sandles. "They just playing a game. I'll tell you about it latter, but right now we've got work to do."
"You're right Taru-chan." Chibiusa said, and with that the two girls proceded to carry the still out cold Kagome up the stairs to Hotaru's room.
TBC...