Chapter 1

U.A. High, what a huge school. Like how much money did they put into this place! Then again, it is the top school in Japan so it would make sense. Walking through the gates I saw a boy who could've been mistaken for a piece of broccoli trip, when I started to try and catch him he was caught by a brown haired girl.

"Heh are you okay?" The girl asked the broccoli head, "I stopped you with my quirk, I'm sorry I didn't ask first," she continues, "but I figured you wouldn't mind me catching you," she smiled.

"Uh, yeah thanks, you too for trying!" he told us. I bolted away and raised a hand, I'm not one for social interactions.

Once we made it to the auditorium we were sat down, not quietly I may add Present Mic yelled, "What's up U.A. candidates thanks for tuning in to me, your school DJ, come on and let me hear ya!" He was meant with absolute silence. He continued, "Keeping it mellow huh, that's fine i'll skip straight to the main show. Let's talk about how these practical exams are gonna go down ok? ARE YOU READY!? Yeaaah," he was meant with even more silence. The cockatoo picked his loud voice up again, " Like your application said, you rockin boys and girls will be out there conducting 10 minute mock battles in sper hip urban settings! My friends after I drop the mic here you'll head to your specified battle center, sound good? Okaaaay! Okay okay, let's check out your targets. There are 3 types of mock villains in every battle center, you'll earn points on their level of difficulty! You'd better choose wisely, your goal in this trial is to use your quirk to raise your score by shredding these faux villains like a mid song guitar solo! But check it, make sure you're keeping things heroic, attacking other examinees of U.A. is a no no you dig?" he finished. I closed my eyes and thought about how loud this stupid cuckatoo was.

But of course there's a question from the crowd, "Excuse me sir, but I have a question, but on the printout you've listed 4 types of villains not 3. With all respect if this is an error on official U.A. materials, it is shameful, we are exemplary students and we expect the best from japan's most notable school. A mistake such as this won't do. Additionally you with the unkempt hair," he pointed out to the broccoli head, "you've been muttering this entire time stop that. If you can't bother to take this seriously, LEAVE, you're distracting the rest of us," he ranted to the auditorium. On another note the broccoli head said sorry and appeared like he was just struck with an arrow.

Present mic tried to calm us down to explain, "All right All right, examinee number 711, thanks for calling in with your request, the 4rth villain type is worth 0 points, that guys just an obstacle we'll be throwing in your way, there's one in every battle center, think of it as a hurdle you should try to avoid, it's not that it can't be beaten but there's no point(s) for beating it. I recommend my listeners try to ignore and focus on the ones top of the charts!"

And with that Mic's speech was finally over. I was assigned battle center B. Everyone was muttering to each other about what the o pointer could be when an angry voice started to scream at everyone, "GET OUT OF MY WAYS YOU EXTRA'S, NOT LIKE ANY OF YOU NEED A HEADSTART, YOU'LL LOSE ANYWAYS!" I don't understand why someone who looks like an angry pomeranian is allowed to say that but if he's egotistical he's dick, life lesson by Akio Akatsuki. Anyways as soon as the starting horns blared he rushed in with his quirk, it appears to be some kind of exploding thing? From his hands? Anyways immediately I followed him in while the rest of the "extras" just stood there. You know, he could be right about them being extras …

A/N

So this chapter may or may not have been a reskin of episode 4… It was really just to set some mood for the story. Eventually, we'll be able to tell canon to fuck off though so that's nice. Anyways have fun waiting for the next chapter!