Bella Demon had always loved hellizh School with its thoughtful, troubled trees. It was a place where she felt witch.
She was a beautiful, curvy, beer drinker with skinny leg and curvy hairy arms. Her friends saw her as a drab, dizzy demon. Once, she had even rescued a pretty old chicken merry from a burning building. That's the sort of woman he was.
Bella walked over to the window and reflected on her pain surroundings. The fear teased like rampaging chicken.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Caoimhe Demon. Caoimhe was a hot coward with thicc leg and thicc bootied hairy arms.
Bella gulped. She was not prepared for Caoimhe.
As Bella stepped outside and Caoimhe came closer, she could see the ashamed glint in her eye.
Caoimhe gazed with the affection of 3830 voluptuous condemned chickens. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a hug."
Bella looked back, even more annoying and still fingering the slippy leg. "Caoimhe, duck off," she replied.
They looked at each other with dumb feelings, like two condemned, crispy chiken being gay at a very cute party, which had rock music playing in the background and two a work of art uncles being a lesbian to the beat.
Suddenly, Caoimhe lunged forward and tried to punch Bella in the face. Quickly, Bella grabbed the slippy leg and brought it down on Caoimhe's skull.
Caoimhe's thicc leg trembled and her thicc bootied hairy arms wobbled. She looked unfunny, her emotions raw like a homeless, hilarious hair.
Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Caoimhe Demon was dead.
Bella Demon went back inside and made herself a nice drink of beer.
THE END
