CHAPTER 2 – Fat Chodes & Fatter Surprises
George awoke to the sound of purring snores in his ear, and a hard fiddle against his breaches. Legolas sat at the foot of the founding father's collective bed playing his bongos seductively, like always, that hunk of banging bongo shmeat, oh lord.
"It's time to wake up my lovelies" announced Bongo Steve with a hint of madness in his voice.
All 4 founding fathers felt their members throb and release a happy surprise at the sheer sound of Legolas's soothing voice and rumble tumble of his tickling bongos.
The boys begrudgingly and hornylingly get out of bed, Hamilton and Alexander brush each other off but their eyes are drawn to the site of Benjamins flaccid, yet remarkably still fat chode. Washington notices none of this, and instead is drawn to Legolas's sharp magenta chorizo nipples, he licks his lips and for a split second he swears Legolas's nipples looked back at him, nay… he must be dreaming.
He must have been staring for long as Legolas noticed and floated from across the room and took George Washington's clean-shaven, boy-like face into his hand.
With a soft caress of the cheek, he smiled "There is much to see but none to touch, my sweet boy."
George blushed as Legolas buttoned the bottom of his bodysuit.
Meanwhile, Benjamin struggles to zip up his pants due to the mighty, aforementioned chode dangling between his legs. The other boys, already dressed look on in amazement imagining the possibilities.
"No man should have all that power" Legolas mutters mysteriously under his breath.
Before the men have time to ponder this statement, the door blasts open and John Marston deadass goes Dead Eye and in one foul swoop of bullets eradicates them from the face of the earth.