CHAPTER 2: THE MOM, THE LIBRARIAN, AND THE PUSSY BOY

Librarian: "Oh, a squad?"

Hilda: "Fuck yeah. I need a collection of super strong people in order to beat down Frida's bitch ass and end this thing entirely."

Librarian: "Well, consider me in. Seeing as how I don't like Twitter and the fag army that it's spawned. They are a multiversal threat if uncontained. We have to do this. By the way… The name is Kaisa. You don't have to call me the librarian anymore."

Hilda: Good to know, Kaisa. And that's awesome. I'm glad you're in. It's good to know there are people that want to end this shit as well."

Hilda exited the library, glad knowing that someone has successfully been recruited.

Hilda: "I think the best idea is to see if I can recruit my mum. Hopefully she agrees with me as well and doesn't just play this off as nothing."

Hilda eventually made it back to her house, where she was greeted by Johanna. But she cut her off trying to explain what happened.

Johanna: "Hi Hil-"

Hilda: "MUM! No time to explain, but Frida became a twitter fagtard and jumped me with an army of rainbow haired bitches who think that Xe/Xim/Xir are legitimate pronouns!"

Johanna: "Oh my! That sounds awful! Did you at least hold your ground?"

Hilda: "I had a military grade AR-15 and mowed about twenty five to thirty of them down before killing around twenty more. So yes, mum. I did hold my ground."

Johanna: "Very nice. Anyway, welcome home! I made cucumber sandwiches!"

Hilda: "Oh, thanks mum! Hopefully we can discuss something I need to ask you over these sandwiches."

Johanna: "Sure."

They both get settled in the living room. They set themselves up preparing to discuss whatever Hilda wanted to talk about.

Hilda: "Mum. I'm making a squad to take down Frida and her army of twitter fags. I can't do this alone, seeing as how even with an AR-15, knives, and my bare fists I couldn't take them down."

Johanna: "Hilda, you realize this might just be a phase of Frida's and she'll snap out of it soon, right?"

Hilda: "Mum, she bitchslapped me as well as jumping me with an army of twitter users. How the hell is this just a 'phase'?"

Johanna: "Hilda, she's just overreacting. This should blow over soon, I'm sure of it."

Hilda sighed as she realized just what she was getting herself into. This could possibly result in an argument.

Hilda: "Anyway, that's not the point. The main point of this is to discuss the squad. Kaisa, or the librarian, has already joined. I've done research on this whole thing and she has helped me. She literally confirmed that Frida cannot get over this, EVER."

Johanna's expression changed from a neutral one to a shocked one.

Johanna: "Well… fuck. I'll admit one thing to you, Hilda. I never really liked Frida. She seems like a little brat that overachieves in every subject imaginable. Seriously, you could throw her into a game of shoot the parapalegic and she'd find a way to formulate a 10 page long plan on how to do it. So in fact, you know what? Fuck it, I'm in on your little squad thing."

Hilda: "Now that's what I'm talking about. Well mum, thanks for the sandwiches and agreeing to join the squad.

Hilda decides who she needs to recruit next. The pussy boy, the scared of everything, the little bitch, David. She decided that maybe this opportunity will toughen him up. Maybe he will become someone truly fearless, molded out of an incarnate of nothing but pussiness. She runs over to his house and knocks on the door.

Hilda: "Hey David, I have something serious to discuss with you."

David: "Oh… alright. Come in."

Hilda: "So you know how Frida's been acting very odd? Well, she jumped me with an army of Twitter fags. This is why I need a squad to help me take her down. This needs to happen."

David: "Hilda, language! And please don't talk about that…"

Hilda: "Tough shit David, cause I have to. I need you to join my squad. This could be your opportunity to be brave. You don't have to be a pussy anymore."

David: "Oh well… Alright, I guess. But please don't use language like that. It makes me uncomfortable."

Hilda: "Again, tough shit. Language like that is gonna be used very, very goddamn often. Buckle your fucking seatbelt, pussy boy."

David groaned, as he didn't like this, but he still decided to commit because it was his friend he was talking about, after all. Hilda called all of them to the library for a meeting.

Hilda: "Right.. So if we really wanted a squad full of super strong people, they have got to come from somewhere other than Trolberg!"

David: "Outside of Trolberg?"

Hilda: "Not only that, but probably outside our fucking planet. Hell, maybe even our universe."

David: "That sounds… rather unbelievable don't you think?"

Hilda:"Dude, a fucking angry twitter mob could potentially become a universal threat, unbelievable doesn't exist as a word here."

David: "I mean, what Frida's going through could be a phase."

Hilda: "Hell no retard, she's a psycho! She literally bitchslapped me and called a fucking army on me!"

Kaisa: "Well, We could find some more people here."

Hilda: "But we've already found the people here in Trolberg, which would be the 3 of you."

Kaisa: "I was implying about the people that we don't know."

Author's Note: Cock and ball tortute in your mom's ass.