RE, satella doesn't much care for anything.
Satella the maid.
Chapter 1: Can't Understand Basic Flow
If you ask satella if she knows anything about maid duty chances are she'll clean the room with a high level Shamak spell as demonstration, turning the room into a shiny new gleam and then show a pretty smug (cute) smile to show with it.
But rem didn't much care for the absurd demonstration and just focused on sniffing the scent of the witch. Funny since only hours ago she would have condemned anything that seemed related to the witch, especially The Witch herself.
Anyways she knew that she isn't the only one who could smell the scent and understood that the Great Spirit, puck might be already gearing up for a fight, even if rem knew that somehow Satella can pretty much wipe the floor using Puck, rem still wanted a peaceful resolution which is an insane desire cause witch=catastrophes.
"My lady, please consider hiding your miasma" a request seemingly impossible yet happened as the scent didn't get any stronger and started to slowly dissipate.
"thanks, Rem If I would have gone in on Subaru like that he would've lost himself" merry tone of voice contrasting the implication of her words, and another fear instilled in Rem's mind is Satella's mindset, as it was both headstrong and very excessive in approaching situations could get her in trouble and most of all Satella soft words towards that man.
"Rem before we continue I need to restate something" Rem knew or she had known about what Satella is about to say but that didn't make it any less aching for Rem.
"I love Subaru," those words felt like a punch to Rem's heart "and that will never change no matter what"
Rem didn't respond to that but satella knows what rem had on her heart right now, after all Envy is in her title. Still Satella didn't much care for whatever Rem's state right now unless it effects to Subaru so Satella just hugged Rem and whispers.
"I love Subaru so much and someday I hope you find someone who can return that love" Satella left the embrace before the Oni maid could say anything then left so she can go to Subaru's side once again.
Rem only gazed at Satella as she had left.
No one had ever made Rem feel important before, not even her dear sister Ram could convince Rem love herself much lest even care for herself. A different line of thought convinced her on what to do next.
As the sole true member of cult that worships, the witch of ENVY, she could only let that disgusting feeling drive her on her new path.
Meanwhile Satella is busy ogling her dear Subaru's sleeping form, when she sees him frown and mutter in his sleep she musters her will to kiss her sleeping Subaru away from whatever nightmare he's experiencing.
AN: that feeling when you can't even make sense of your sense of story. Still this is the first fic I wrote semi-seriously so let me explain why I thought of this Fic.
Every serious event that happened in the canon story isn't going to be the same, this I like. Also this Fic is inspired on the idea that Satella could leave her seal any time if she wanted to. Expect more of crack about Satella's nonsensical adventure as Subaru's maid.