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Mineta tries flirting with...
Chapter two: Froggy Style
The audience that had been summoned to the theater room by Talespinner69 had just finished watching the first episode of the realm where Mineta is shown trying to flirt with one random girl from his year of UA's hero course per episode. The first episode shown Mineta failing badly, but then again he was competing at a disadvantage.
It didn't help that Bakugo, simply by being Bakugo, had made things much harder for the grape headed boy.
"Well I for one am glad Mineta didn't get very far in that part," Uraraka said, "He's rather creepy, not to mention lewd."
Nodding in agreement, Tsuyu said, "I agree. There's a really good reason why us girls aren't all that fond of him kero."
"Those of Tale's kind aren't all that fond of that either," Kotaro pointed out from where he and Tale stood in front of the big theater screen.
Nezu folded his arms over his chest, a concerned frown on his face. "...Does Mineta really act like that for real? If so, then how come the extent of all of his actions haven't reached my ears up until just now?"
"Because you left Mineta's fate in Aizawa's hands and he thinks Mineta has 'more than zero potential as a hero', so he just slaps Mineta whenever he catches him being a horndog and tells him to behave before crawling back into his sleeping bag?" Kotaro said rhetorically. At that point, a lot of eyes turned to look at where the underground hero sat, making him feel a little bit on the uncomfortable side of things.
Tale, with a surprised look on his face, turned to face Kotaro. "...I was going to suggest that Mineta, despite how he acts, hasn't done anything that can be considered serious enough to call for more severe punishment. But that's beside the point." Turning to face the audience, Tale told them, "Anyway, we got the second episode ready."
Sighing in a resigned tone, Aizawa said as the episode started up, "I really need to rethink how I judge student behavior and prioritize what offense gets what as a punishment."
...
(Mineta tries flirting with Tsuyu Asui)
"I'm next?" Tsuyu in the audience said in a surprised tone.
Scoffing bitterly, Kyoka said, "Yeah, I still hear from Mineta from time to time that he was able to graze his face into your boobs during the USJ attack."
"I think Mineta was able to pull a similar thing against Mina when the two of them plus Izuku and Uraraka were facing class 1-B students during that one exercise," Sero said, drawing a nod of confirmation from Mina who looked very annoyed at the memory.
Aizawa sighed once more. "...I really need to review how I run things as a teacher."
"Gee, ya think?!" Spinner scolded from where he sat with the other villains, sounding very much unamused with the underground hero.
One well enough morning at UA, Kaminari, Sero, and Kirishima were having morning coffee when Mineta came over to where they were sitting. "My quest to score with the ladies shall go on today, gentlemen," Mineta declared.
Not even looking up from his coffee because it was hazelnut coffee with hazelnut creamer, Kirishima said, "You failed yesterday with Uraraka, so which unfortunate girl do you got your eyes on this time?"
Pointing towards the guys in a declaring manner, Mineta said, "I shall make some moves on Tsuyu today. She's got good looks, not to mention a fine body."
"I want to strangle the boy," Ryukyu in the audience growled, "The way he bothers my girls makes my blood boil to no end."
Shrugging, Mirko said, "I'm guessing that you still want him to live in the end? Because I'm surprised you didn't suggest going dragon then mauling the little shit."
Sighing, Ryukyu explained, "We're heroes, and we're supposed to carry out a no-kill policy." She gave a look in Mineta's direction in the audience. "...As dumb as it may be sometimes."
Waving the guys good bye, Mineta said, "Wish me luck, gentlemen!"
"No," Sero replied flatly as Mineta walked off.
...
Later, Mineta spotted Tsuyu talking to some of their classmates. "Huh huh huh," Mineta laughed to himself in a confident manner, "There's the lady of the hour. Now all I have to do is strut right on over and-"
"Why are you spying on Tsuyu?" a mysterious young male voice asked, cutting Mineta off and catching him by surprise. The short boy of class 1-A turned around to see who it was, and he came face to face with Samidare Asui, who was wearing a baggy green hockey jersey, a pair of cargo shorts held up with a belt, white socks and white shoes.
"My little brother kero?" Tsuyu in the audience remarked in a surprised tone.
Smirking in amusement, Mina said, "Doh, I bet that he's going to be a little sweetheart and try to protect his big sis from being creeped on by Mineta."
"He's probably going to be an absolute devil and screw with me the entire time, isn't he?" Mineta remarked in a mildly depressed tone.
Giving the boy a curious look, Mineta replied, "Who are you, and why do you care if I want to makes some moves on the very fine looking girl that is Tsuyu?"
"You plan to do naughty things to Tsuyu, don't you?" Samidare replied.
Humming in self amusement, Mineta said, "Mmm, perhaps."
"I won't let you," Samidare said simply.
Giving the young boy a wry look of amusement, Mineta said, "Oh? And just how exactly do you plan to stop me?"
"He better not do anything mean to Samidare kero," Tsuyu in the audience said, "I will strangle him if he does."
Sighing, Mineta replied, "I'm thinking that you may end up being the least of my worries, Tsuyu."
"I'm getting the vibe that Samidare will be more trouble to Mineta in this episode than anyone or anything else," Izuku remarked, "Although he will be acting from a place of sincere love and care for his older sister."
Although Samidare looked dry and unamused at Mineta, the young boy suddenly looked very upset as his eyes watered up, confusing Mineta. Samidare sniffled a lot as if he were about to start crying, then he got down on the ground about two and a half feet from Mineta, laid a bit sprawled out, and yelled out loudly in distress as he started crying while covering his face.
"Woah kid, the hell are you doing?!" Mineta said as some of the other class 1-A students, including Izuku, Uraraka, Todoroki, and Tenya, all came running over.
"What is going on here?" Tenya demanded.
Pointing right at Mineta, Samidare screamed as tears ran down his face, "He pushed me!"
"Dudes! Frog Face's little bro is framing Grape Head as a guy who pushes kids in order to keep Grape Head from scoring with Frog Face!" Bakugo in the audience exclaimed in amusement, "That's fucking ballsy as hell and I love it!"
Sighing, Mineta said, "Well I hope I can prove my innocence here."
Laughing a bit to herself, Kyoka said, "Oh, I very much doubt that, Mineta."
Right away, Uraraka went to tend to the young child as the boys turned to look at Mineta very disapprovingly. "Mineta, what the hell?" Izuku scolded, "How could you do something like that, pushing a kid over onto the ground like that?!"
"I didn't push him!" Mineta shot back, "He got down on the ground himself and started fake crying!"
"A very unlikely story!" Tenya scolded as other class 1-A students came over.
"Now more of us come onto the scene to see what had happened," Kyoka in the audience remarked.
Sighing, Mineta said, "It's not going to end well for me, will it?"
"Considering how your classmates are looking fit not to believe you, I don't think so," Kotaro remarked from where he and Tale stood in front of the theater screen.
Looking at the scene, Sato asked, "What happened here?"
"Mineta, that little creep, pushed Samidare just now!" Uraraka said, her voice very clearly bitter towards Mineta, all the while Uraraka was holding Samidare and trying to reassure him that he'll be fine.
Growling in annoyance, Mineta said, "I keep telling you, I'm-" Mineta was cut off when he felt someone put a hand on his shoulder. Turning to face that person, Mineta was struck and sent flying when Tsuyu's fist slugged him right in the left eye.
As Mineta tumbled from being sent flying by Tsuyu's punch to his face, she chased after him and jumped up, landing down on top of him hard enough to make a bit of a crater. Tsuyu then proceeded to slug Mineta repeatedly, all over his face and upper torso, all the while the same expression that she's always had was on her face.
"Holy shit, Ryukyu!" Mirko in the audience exclaimed in amusement, "Your froggy intern is totally destroying that little pervert!"
"Well Tsuyu did say that it's her little brother who had confronted the lewd grape boy," Ryukyu remarked.
Nodding in agreement, Tsuyu said, "Yes. I would have a similar reaction if Mineta had acted like that towards either of my younger siblings for real."
After she was done, Tsuyu got up off of Mineta, stomped on his hidden treasure for good measure, then looked over him. "You will NEVER harm even one hair on my little brother's head ever again," Tsuyu said, "Do I make myself clear kero?"
Mineta didn't say anything thing as he was gasping in pain. "...You better hope for your sake that you heard me," Tsuyu said darkly as she walked away, going over to where Uraraka was looking after Samidare and taking over for her. Everyone turned to focus on making the younger brother of Tsuyu feel better, ignoring Mineta who was laying in a small crater as he writhed in pain.
...
Later, everyone was in class as Aizawa stood up front. "I have a very important announcement that I have to make," Aizawa began, "You're going to be getting some surprise training in the art of witness protection."
"Huh?" some of the boys said.
Nodding in confirmation, Aizawa explained, "Sometimes, a pro hero has to protect a witness in a crime because criminals and or villains may be after said witness. Granted, I'd prefer if we did a controlled simulation, but we're getting practice by doing it for real."
"The me here is right," Aizawa in the audience said, "I would prefer it if we did a controlled simulation rather than the real deal."
Folding his arms over his chest, Tenya said, "I have a dreading feeling that Tsuyu's little brother is the witness that needs protection, which would explain why he was on UA campus."
Scowling, Tsuyu said, "Yeah, that would make me even madder, someone bullying Samidare while he's already in danger due to someone being after him because he's a witness to some sort of crime."
"I said I was sorry!" Mineta exclaimed.
Aizawa then walked out of the classroom and came walking back in while leading Samidare, who was looking down out of nervousness. "Class, this is your classmate Asui's little brother and the witness we're protecting," Aizawa explained, "Are there any questions that either I or Asui can answer for you?"
Holding up a hand, Izuku said, "Actually, it would be helpful to know more about Samidare, so I was going to ask if there's was anything that we should know about him before we get started on looking after him."
Eyes then turned to look at Tsuyu, who got up and stood in front of the class at Aizawa's gesturing for her to come on up. Once she stood next to her little brother in front of the class, Tsuyu looked up at everyone. "Well, he's really shy and nervous for starters, so don't expect him to get up to too trouble."
"So he's well behaved for starters," Aizawa in the audience said, "Good."
"He ain't well behaved towards me!" Mineta exclaimed.
Laughing, Bakugo replied, "I don't think that really matters, Grape Head."
Listing things off of her fingers, Tsuyu went on, "He's not all that fond of loud environments, so we're going to have to keep the volume down around him. Oh, and he'll insist on watching the evening news on channel four every evening at six. It's part of his routine, and he's insistent on sticking to everything in his routine. He's not gonna try to force everyone else onto his routine, though, so no need to worry about that."
"Ah, he likes living with structure in his life," Tenya remarked in an appreciative tone, "That is something that I can respect."
"And him liking quite may be useful to me to discourage Hizashi from grabbing me randomly when I'm in my sleeping bag trying to sleep," Aizawa said.
Tsuyu nodded in agreement, then explained a few more things about her little brother. As the girls in class started fawning over the young boy, Mineta scoffed to himself in annoyance, seeing Samidare as nothing more than a roadblock in his path to score with the ladies. But the grape headed boy was not about to let Samidare stop him.
"That dumb kid being a cockblock can only do so much, I'm sure," Mineta muttered to himself, too quietly for anyone else to hear, "I'll score with Tsuyu regardless of what he tries."
In the audience, Tsuyu slammed Mineta in his head with her right fist. "Ow! The hell was that for, Asui?!"
"You called my little brother dumb and a cockblock," Tsuyu scolded, "How dare you."
"I didn't say it for real!" Mineta exclaimed.
Shrugging, Tsuyu said, "I don't care."
"Yeah, she's very protective of her little siblings, that much I can tell," Dabi commented.
"Asui-chan's little brother really is adorable," Toga remarked.
...
Later after class, Mineta was around the corner as he spied on Tsuyu talking something over with Izuku, Tokoyami, and Ojiro. "Huh huh huh," Mineta laughed deviously to himself, "I just need to wait for the right time, then I'll swoop in and make a move on that fine froggy lady that I got in my-"
Mineta was then cut off when he was blasted from behind by a powerful water force, making him cry out in surprise and gurgling as he tried not to drown. Looking over, Mineta saw that Samidare was blasting him with a high powered, high end and very big water gun cannon. It pushed Mineta to the ground and blasted him in the ass with such force that it soaked right through his pants and underwear, giving him an enema.
When the water in Samidare's big water gun ran out, Mineta was coughing as he laid on the ground, soaked and in a large puddle. "Leave my big sister alone," Samidare said simply, but with a hint of annoyed anger in his tone, before turning around and walking away. All the while Mineta coughed as he tried to recover.
A lot of the guys in the audience started laughing their asses off after seeing Samidare go full force on Mineta like that. "Hot damn! The little dude really wants to protect Frog Face from Grape Head!" Bakugo exclaimed in amusement, "He is brutal!"
"Now that is a little brother all us high school girls want," Mina said, "Hey Tsuyu, how old is your little brother supposed to be?"
"He's only ten," Tsuyu replied, then let out a bit of a giggle. "I think it's cute how he's being shown trying to protect me kero."
"That's not cute at all!" Mineta exclaimed, "He's being a little demon, just as I feared!"
...
Later, Mineta was sitting on the couch in the common area of his class's dorm building when Samidare came walking over. The younger brother of Tsuyu took the remote from Mineta and changed the channel to the news. "Hey, I was watching that!" Mineta complained.
"It's six o' clock," Samidare replied, "It's time for the news."
"Well me watching the beach episode of my favorite show takes precedence," Mineta declared as he tried to take the remote back from Samidare, struggling with him for a bit. Samidare, after he looked around a bit, then suddenly dropped the remote, which Mineta took up and used to change the tv back to what he was watching, and deliberately rolled off of the couch, landing on the floor before he cried out.
A few of Mineta's classmates came out and saw the scene; Tsuyu who saw everything put two and two together and immediately jumped on Mineta before she dragged him away to beat the hell out of him. Meanwhile the other girls helped Samidare back up and sat with him on the couch as he took up the remote and changed it back to the news. All the while Tsuyu recolored Mineta's face a dark bluish color with her fists.
"He is brutally efficient in screwing with me," Mineta in the audience remarked, sounding a little impressed with Samidare's handiwork.
"I'm impressed one of Ryukyu's girls can be so brutal," Mirko said.
Shrugging, Tsuyu replied, "Like I said, I'd be that way for real if I was under the impression that Mineta assaulted my little brother."
Chuckling to himself, Bakugo said, "I wish I had a little brother like that."
"I wish Shoto was like that towards dear old dad," Dabi commented.
Turning to face Dabi, Todoroki said, "When should I start?"
...
The following morning, Mineta once again was up to spying on Tsuyu; this time she was talking to Uraraka and Izuku, as well as Nejire Hado of the big three. As Nejire looked like she was gushing over something Tsuyu said, Mineta chuckled to himself. "Huh huh huh. With no snot-nosed little brother of hers around, Tsuyu shall be all the easier for me to-"
*BONK*
Mineta was cut off when he was struck in the back of the head by a blunt force, knocking him out. Standing over the unconscious Mineta was Samidare, who was holding an aluminum baseball bat. He put his bat in a backpack before grabbing the unconscious Mineta by both of his ankles, then he proceeded to drag him away.
...
Mineta, as he slowly came to, moaned in pain as a bucket of water was splashed into his face. After the rude awakening, Mineta saw that one, he was sitting on the ground cross legged style with his upper body tied up in rope, and two, Nejire was standing over him, a very upset look on her face as she held a bucket under her left arm. Standing behind Nejire were Tsuyu and Uraraka.
"What did he do to me now?" Mineta in the audience asked in dreading worry.
Chuckling to himself, Dabi replied, "I don't know, but I hope that Shoto could end up pulling a similar stunt on dad."
Taking out a note pad and pen, Todoroki said, "I'm ready to write down notes."
Sighing in defeat, Endeavor said, "Why must my boys hate me so..."
"The hell is going on?" Mineta asked in a confused tone, still in pain.
Nejire took a sign that was proposed up on Mineta's right, with an arrow that was pointing in the right direction to indicate Mineta when it was next to him. The sign said 'This guy not only tried to touch Uravity's boobs, he also tried to do the same to Froppy's butt'. Dropping the sign, Nejire said, "You are in for a world of hurt, trying to lewd my juniors like that."
"I haven't even done anything yet!" Mineta exclaimed, "I was-"
Holding up a finger to cut Mineta off, Nejire said, "And it's not just me who's upset with you trying to be lewd towards Uraraka and Tsuyu. As we speak, a special guest is making her way here to UA, primed and ready to kick you sorry little butt."
"Oh ho ho," Mirko in the audience laughed in amusement, "This is going to be good."
"Come on Mrs. Asui," Dark Shadow said, "I wanna see Tsuyu's mom go apeshit on the pervert!"
Shrugging his shoulders, Tokoyami replied, "Dark Shadow, although I can realistically see Tsuyu's mom losing her temper on Mineta, I highly doubt that she'd swing on by to UA solely to kick Mineta's ass."
Looking confused, Mineta asked, "A special guest? Why would a special guest be interested in wanting to kick my-"
*ROAR*
Mineta was cut off when he and everyone else heard a loud, monstrous roar from within the cityscape they could see from UA grounds. Then, a large, gray-scaled dragon with blonde hair and wearing a red dress flew out from around and behind a skyscraper, roaring skywards as it was flying in a direction clearly taking it towards UA.
"...Aww shit," Mineta said to himself.
"Dude!" Mirko in the audience said as she turned to face Ryukyu, "You were brought in to stomp the purple little turd!"
"It...would seem that way," Ryukyu commented.
Chuckling, Spinner said, "That kid is surprisingly devious, and to think he's putting it all towards protecting his big sister from her perverted classmate."
"He'd make for an effective schemer," Shigaraki commented, contemplating what he was seeing.
...
Later that day, Mineta sat at the island counter in the kitchen in his class's dorm building, giving off an air of being defeated. Sitting at the island counter with Mineta were Kaminari, Sero, and Kirishima. "...*sigh* So yeah, Tsuyu is a bust," Mineta admitted, "I can't get her due to her little brother constantly getting in my way."
"But you won't stop trying to get with a girl in general," Sero said more than asked.
Shaking his head, Mineta said, "No, I won't stop. I shall do whatever it takes to get with a girl, no matter what!"
Shrugging, Kirishima replied, "Just try not to get hurt anymore."
Nodding in agreement, Kaminari commented, "Bakugo's starting to say that you're trying to steal Izuku's reserved spot in the hospital wing from him."
"Oh what does he know?" Mineta asked.
FIN
"I'm probably going to get hurt a lot more anyway," Mineta said in a defeated tone.
Looking up at the screen, Kotaro said, "Wow, that one lasted longer than the first episode."
"Maybe that means the episodes will all vary wildly in length," Tale commented.
END OF CHAPTER
Author's notes;
Rather than go the predictable route of a love interest to Tsuyu stepping up, I went with one of her little siblings being a demon towards Mineta instead. And hey, maybe one girl will be seen handling things all by herself. I like to mix things up, you know.
Who wants to guess the next girl that Mineta will set his eyes on?