A/N: Jade complained that she has to play Tori's wife in (my favorite Victorious episode) 'Tori and Jade's Playdate' so here they are in the future really being a married couple with an overdue baby who Tori wrote a song for to try to make them come out.
Tori sat cross legged in front of Jade, gently drumming her fingers on the sides of Jade's stomach. She opened her mouth to ask Jade her request again, but before she could say anything, she was interrupted by a loud "No" from Jade.
She huffed and met Jade's eyes. "But I wrote a song for the baby and you said I could—"
"It's not going to work," Jade said quickly, cutting over Tori's words.
"It's called, 'Baby's Eviction Notice'," Tori continued in a sing-song voice, hoping it would encourage Jade to let her sing it. "And it's going to get this baby out of you, I promise."
"It. Won't. Work." Jade repeated, grumpier than before. "Nothing's worked so far, Tori."
She looked down to her stomach with her eyes narrowed, bringing her hands to the side of her belly just above Tori's fingers. "This kid is stubborn."
"They can't stay in there forever," Tori said. "Come on, let me sing to them. Please?"
"Fiiine," Jade groaned, secretly unable to resist her wife's request. "You can try it."
"Thank you," Tori said. She cleared her throat, leaning in close to Jade's stomach.
You're nice and snuggly in your mom,
But she's been pregnant way too long,
This is your eviction notice,
It's time to come into the world,
Little boy or little girl,
We really don't mind either way,
This is your eviction notice
When she was done, Tori looked up to Jade's face with a smile. "Well, what do you think?"
"I guess that was a pretty good song," Jade said after a moment, "but I don't know if it did anything to help get the baby—"
Before she could finish her sentence, she sucked in a sudden breath, her hand moving down the side of her belly to grab Tori's. "Sss, ah."
Tori gasped; could this be the moment they were waiting for? "What is it? Is it the baby? Do you think it might be time?"
Jade held her grimace a moment longer, before she shot Tori a smirk. "Nah, just kidding. Your silly little song didn't help."
Tori scoffed, her heart rate returning to normal. "Well."
She began to move away, but Jade stopped her by squeezing her hand.
"Wait, you don't have to move," she said quietly. "Stay."
Tori immediately settled back into place, moving to lay next to Jade in the soft blanket nest she'd made on the bed.
"It's moving, so you at least woke it up," Jade said. "Talk to it, it likes your voice."
Tori leaned in close to Jade's stomach again, thinking about what to say.
"Hi, baby," Tori whispered, as she rubbed a spot on the side of Jade's stomach with her hand, "we can't wait to meet you."
There was a little kick right where her palm was.
"It's a good time for you to come out now," Tori continued, encouraged by the little kick. "We have everything ready for you."
She placed two more kisses on Jade's stomach (one for the baby and one for Jade), before resting her head on the spot she'd just kissed.
"Yeah, just like your other mom said, this is your eviction notice, kid," Jade said, softly, rubbing her palm over the opposite side of her stomach. "You need to get out of there, right now."
Tori laughed gently against the side of Jade's stomach. "That'll make them want to come out."
"It might," Jade said with a shrug. She brought her free hand to Tori's head, beginning to gently stroke her hair. "If it doesn't, we could always try your song again."
"I would definitely try singing it again," Tori said eagerly, turning her head to look up to Jade.
"I meant maybe we could get Trina to sing it," Jade replied with a wicked smile. "That would drive the kid out screaming."
It took another few long days (and Jade actually giving in to letting Trina sing Tori's song), but finally their baby girl decided to make her long awaited appearance.
A/N: I've never had one song writing lesson before but I have a very soft spot for fluff and baby related scenes so I gave it a shot. Thanks for reading!