It was a normal day at the Yancy academy. A normal boring day in Percy Jackson's Math class right before someone new joined the class. "Honeys, we have a new student today. His name is Naruto Uzumaki and he is from Japan. He recently moved to New York." as she said this, a boy wearing an orange hoody and black pants came into view. He had blonde spiky hair, 3 whisker marks on each of his cheeks and deep blue eyes. "Percy Jackson! Raise your hand! Honey, go sit next to that brat." The math teacher continued.

Naruto went and sat next to Percy. "Hey who is she? She is weird." "She is miss Dodds, our math teacher." replied Percy.

"Apparently she hates you."

"You got that right"

Miss Dodds was a math teacher from Georgia who always wore a black leather jacket even though she was fifty years old. She looked mean enough to ride a Harley straight into your locker according to Percy and had come Yancy recently as their previous math teacher had a nervous breakdown.

The class continued. It was really boring and not many people were paying attention. Occasionally, Miss Dodds would ask Percy some questions that he wouldn't know the answers of. At the end of the class, they had a test in which Naruto and Percy got the lowest marks. The next class was Latin, which was taught by Mr. Brunner. He was a middle-aged man in a motorized wheelchair. He had thinning hair and a scruffy beard and a frayed tweed jacket which smelled like coffee. 'Percy seems to like the guy.' Thought Naruto, as he was more interactive in this class.

After the classes, the students started moving to their dorm rooms. Percy, Naruto and a boy named Grover were walking together. "Hey Naruto, which dorm are you in?" asked Percy. "Dorm room 101." Replied Naruto.

"Really? That means we are in the same dorm along with Grover."

"Awesome."

The next few months in the Yancy academy were pretty great for the boys. They have become really close friends and are always together. Naruto quickly realized that Grover was being bullied by this girl named Nancy Bobofit and he did not like it. In fact, he hated her, all three of the boys did. Naruto remembered his own past when he was in the shinobi academy and everybody would bully him, so he stood up for Grover. The first time he saw Nancy bully Grover, he released a very, very small amount of killing intent at her which was enough to scare her so bad she thought that he was a monster and never came anywhere near them when Naruto was with them. After this incident, Miss Dodds also hated Naruto as he was helping the two boys and she seemed to love Nancy.

Today, they were going on a field trip to the Metropolitan Museum of art. Percy had a bad history with field trips. Whenever he went on a field trip, something bad would happen, but this time, he hoped that nothing would go wrong.

Mr. Brunner led them into the museum on his motorized wheel-chair and gathered everyone around a four meter tall stone column with a big sphinx on the top, and started explaining about how it was a grave marker, a stele, for a girl about the age of the students. He told them about the carvings on the sides. Percy and Naruto were trying to listen to it, though Naruto already knew everything about it, while everybody else around them were talking, so Naruto and Percy took turns telling them to shut up and every time Miss Dodds would give them the evil eye.

Mr. Brunner kept talking about Greek funeral art.

Finally, when Percy heard Nancy Bobofit snicker something about the naked guy on the stele, he turned around and said, "Will you shut up?"

It came out rather loud than he meant it to. The whole group laughed. Mr. Brunner stopped his story.

"Mr. Jackson," he said, "did you have a comment?"

His face was totally red as he said, "No sir."

Mr. Brunner pointed to one of the pictures on the stele. "Perhaps you'll tell us what this picture represents?"

He looked at the carving, and felt a flush of relief, because he actually recognized it. "That's Kronos eating his kids, right?"

"Yes," Mr. Brunner said, obviously not satisfied. "And he did this because . . ."

"Well . . ." he racked his brain to remember. "Kronos was the king god, and –"

"God?" Mr. Brunner asked.

"Titan," he corrected himself. "And . . . he didn't trust his kids, who were the gods. So, um, Kronos ate them, right? But his wife hid baby Zeus, and gave Kronos a rock to eat instead. And later, when Zeus grew up, he tricked his dad, Kronos, into barfing up his brothers and sisters –"

"Eeew!" said one of the girls behind him.

"– and so there was a big fight between the gods and the Titans," He continued, "and the gods won."

Some snickers were heard from the group.

Behind him, Nancy Bobofit mumbled to a friend, 'Like we're going to use this in real life. Like it's going to say on our job applications, "Please explain why Kronos ate his kids".'

"And why, Mr. Jackson," Brunner said, "to paraphrase Miss Bobofit's excellent question, does this matter in real life?"

'Busted,' Grover muttered as Naruto chuckled.

"Shut up, Nancy hissed, her face even brighter red than her hair.

At least Nancy got in trouble, too. Mr. Brunner was the only one who ever caught her saying anything wrong.

Percy thought about his question, and shrugged. "I don't know, sir."

"I see." Mr. Brunner looked disappointed. "Well, half credit, Mr. Jackson. Zeus did indeed feed Kronos a mixture of mustard and wine, which made him disgorge his other five children, who, of course, being immortal gods, had been living and growing up completely undigested in the Titan's stomach. The gods defeated their father, sliced him to pieces with his own scythe, and scattered his remains in Tartarus, the darkest part of the Underworld. On that happy note, it's time for lunch. Mrs. Dodds, would you lead us back outside?"

The class moved outside the museum to have lunch as Mr. Brunner stopped Percy and gave him a talk about how he expected a lot from him and that he should learn everything that he taught him. He said that is is very important.

Percy wanted to get angry. The teacher pushed him too hard. He expected him to be better than everybody else but Percy had dyslexia and ADHD and had never gotten higher than a C- in his life. He just couldn't learn all the names and facts about the Greeks and Romans, much less spell them correctly.

Percy walked outside and sat beside Grover next to the fountain. Naruto wasn't there as he had gone to use the toilet back in the museum.

Nancy Bobofit and her ugly friends came in front of them as she dropped her half eaten lunch in Grover's lap. "Oops." she said as she grinned at Percy with her crooked teeth.

Percy tried to control his anger. The school counselor had told him a million times to count to 10 and control his temper, but he was so mad that his mind went blank and he heard a wave roaring in his ears. The next thing he knew, Nancy was sitting on her butt in the fountain. He didn't remember pushing her, but she screamed anyways, " Percy pushed me!"

Miss Dodds materialized in next to them.

Some of the kids were whispering: 'Did you see –'

'– the water –'

'– like it grabbed her –'

Percy didn't know what they were talking about. All he knew was that he was in big trouble. Grover tried telling Miss Dodds that he was the one who pushed Nancy into the fountain but she didn't listen to him. She led Percy into the museum. At first, he thought that she would make him buy a new shirt for Nancy from the gift shop but apparently that wasn't the plan as she led him deeper into the museum.

They were back in the Greek and Roman gallery, but for them, the gallery was empty.

She stood in front of him with her arms crossed, making a weird sound from her throat, like growling. Even without the noise, he would've been nervous. It's weird being alone with a teacher, especially Mrs. Dodds.

"You have been giving us problems, honey," she said.

He did the safe thing and said, "Yes, ma'am."

"Did you really think you would get away with it?"

The look in her eyes was beyond mad. It was evil. She was a teacher, he thought nervously. It's not like she was going to hurt him.

"We are not fools, Percy Jackson,' Mrs. Dodds said. "It was only a matter of time before we found out. Confess, and you will suffer less pain."

He didn't know what she was talking about. All he could think of was that she had found the illegal stash of candy he was selling outside his dorm or that he had copied his essays from the internet, but it didn't sound like it. He was freaking out in his mind.

"Well?" she demanded.

"Ma'am I don't kno-" he started to reply.

"Your time is up," she hissed. Then the weirdest thing in his entire life happened. Her eyes began to glow like barbecue coals. Her fingers stretched, turning into talons. Her jacket melted into large, leathery wings. She wasn't human. She was a shriveled hag with bat wings and claws and a mouth full of yellow fangs, and she was about to slice him to ribbons.

Then things got even stranger.

Mr. Brunner, who'd been out in front of the museum a minute before, wheeled his chair into the doorway of the gallery, holding a pen in his hand.

"What ho, Percy!" he shouted, and tossed the pen through the air.

Mrs. Dodds lunged at him, "Die, honey!"

Percy was scared for his life when things got even more strange.

Suddenly Naruto appeared in front of him and yelled, "Gale Palm!" and thrust his palm forward. A huge gust of wind came from his palm and slammed into the creature, who was formerly known Miss Dodds, as she was blown back and slammed into the wall.

Percy caught the pen that Mr. Brunner threw at him. Wait, It wasn't a pen anymore. It was a bronze sword. He stared at it in shock. Then he looked at Naruto, "Wh-what did u just do? What was that? You shot wind from your palm? How?"

"No time to explain. I could kill the monster but I need you to get over your fear, so I will launch the monster at you and you will kill it ok?" He replied,

"O-ok" Percy replied stuttering because he was still extremely confused and scared. He moved back a bit to give Naruto some space.

"Fire style: Phoenix flower jutsu!" he yelled as he shot multiple small fireballs from his mouth at Mrs. Dodds. She dodged some but others hit her. Then suddenly, Naruto appears behind her and yells once again, "Gale Palm!" as he released a powerful gust of wind that sent her flying towards Percy. "Percy! Now!" commanded Naruto.

Percy just looks in horror as the creature comes flying towards him saying, "Die, Die, DIE HONEYYYYY!" At the last moment he closed his eyes and swing the sword. Luckily, it passed straight through her should like she was made of water. Mrs. Dodds exploded into yellow powder and instantly vaporized. He opened his eyes to see a ballpoint pen in his hand. Then he looked up to see Naruto standing in front of him with his arms crossed.

"I know what you are thinking, was it all real? To answer the question, yes it was. All of it. If u want to know how I was so fast and could shoot fireballs and wind, well, that would have to wait till we are somewhere private and comfortable. By the way, congrats on killing your first monster." said the blonde, grinning.

Percy just looked at him with shock and nodded dumbly.

"Also, If Mr. Brunner asks you to give you that pen back, don't. It is your only weapon and you will need it. Also don't talk to people about Miss Dodds. Things will just get more confusing."

Percy nodded again. Then they both walked outside and saw Grover still sitting next to the fountain and Nancy was still wet, grumbling to her ugly friends. When she saw Percy she said, "I hope Mrs. Kerr whipped your butt."

"Who?" Percy asked in confusion.

"Our teacher. Duh!"

Percy blinked. They had no teacher called Mrs. Kerr. He asked Nancy what she was talking about. She just rolled her eyes and walked away.

He asked Grover, "Wasn't our teacher Mrs. Dodds?"

He said, "Who?"

But he paused first, and he wouldn't look at him, so Percy thought that he was messing with him.

"Not funny, man," Percy told him. "This is serious."

Thunder boomed overhead

He saw Mr. Brunner sitting on his wheelchair, reading his book, as if he'd never moved. Percy went over to him. He looked up, a little distracted. "Ah, that would be my pen. Please bring your own writing utensil in the future, Mr. Jackson."

He realized he was still holding the pen, "Umm, sir, can I please keep this pen?" he asked.

Mrs. Brunner looked at Naruto. He could see it in his eyes that he knew something. They would have to have a talk later. Naruto just nodded and mouthed, 'I will keep him safe.' This made him even more suspicious.

Mrs. Brunner looked concerned but finally agreed to Percy's request, "Sure"

"Sir," Percy said, "Grover and Nancy are saying that our teacher is Mrs. Kerr. What about Mrs. Dodds?"

He stared at at the confused boy blankly. "Who?"

"The other chaperone. Mrs. Dodds. The pre-algebra teacher."

He frowned and sat forward, looking mildly concerned.

"Percy, there is no Mrs. Dodds on this trip. As far as I know, there has never been a Mrs. Dodds at Yancy Academy. Are you feeling all right?"

Percy just looked at Naruto. The blonde smirked and mouthed, 'I told you. Confusion.'

If you are wondering how Naruto did the jutsu's then it is because he has been training literally for a million years and his chakra control is so perfect that he can do any jutsu in the world(yes he knows every single one) without needing to do hand signs.

Naruto has a lot of information and is quite smart. He already knows that Mr. Brunner is Chiron. He purposely got low marks in the math test to give Chiron hints that he is also a demigod. More information will be revealed in the next couple of chapters. And yes, Naruto has a master plan. No more information.

The next chapter will be out in a couple of days.

Peace.