It has been four years since Senju-Uchiha Naruto unlocked the three tomoe sharingan and learned about his heritage. He left Konohagakure no Sato (Village hidden in the leaves) after begging the Sandaime Hokage (Third fire Shadow) Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Home, sweet home." Naruto said under his breath as he overlooked Konoha from the Face of his Tou-san (Father) the Yondaime Hokage (Fourth Fire shadow). "I don't if i should feel enraged, or happy." He added with a slight chuckle.

"Kid, you should stop the dramatic act and meet the old man" Naruto heard Kurama say.

"Killjoy." Naruto muttered and vanished in a blur of black and red.

Naruto appeared at the giant gates of Konoha, he began to walk in, when he was stopped by two people.

"State your business." One of them said.

Naruto chuckled. "Forgot me that fast, Kotetsu?" He asked with fake hurt in his voice.

The man's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates… "N-naruto…?" He asked.

"The one and only." Smirked the black-red haired boy.

"... Even if. We need-"

"He may pass." An Anbu cut Kotetsu off.

"Hai, you may go." Izumo said.


Knock*

Knock*

"Who is it?" Asked the Sandaime in a lazy voice.

He had light skin, his hair is gray, his face is gaunt, and he had the wrinkles and liver spots of old age. He initially had a single line running vertically under the outer corners of each eye, in which stretched down into his face as he aged until they reached his cheeks. He had black eyes and thick eyebrows.

Naruto entered the room.

"Why did you disturb me?" Asked the Shinobi no Kami (God of Shinobi), not looking up from his paperwork.

"I meet you again after 4 years, and that's what you say?" Naruto asked.

The eyes of the old Hokage widened as he looked up and saw Naruto's face. "N-naruto-kun…?" he asked slowly.

Naruto held a bright smile. "Hai, Jiji-sama." he said, casually, while showing respect.

Hiruzen appeared in front of the boy and hugged him. "Thank Kami (God) you're alive. If you died, your Kaa-san (Mother) would come from the dead and kill me." he said, smiling lightly.

"Jiji-sama, What should I do now?" Naruto asked after a moment of them hugging.

"I suggest you join the academy, Naruto-kun." Hiruzen said.

"But I'm stronger than all of them!" Naruto cried.

"That doesn't matter, Naruto-kun," Hiruzen said, bending down and looking Naruto in the eyes. "You must make friends with people to live." He said.

"Yeah, sure. And who would want to be friends with the 'Demon Brat'?" Naruto asked in an annoyed tone.

"Naruto, not all people are the same," Sarutobi said. "They just don't understand the burden you have."

"How about I show them the burden I have!?" Naruto asked, his voice becoming more demonic, After realising what he'd done, he immediately bowed and muttered an apology.

"It's alright, Naruto. You have every right to be angry, even at me," Hiruzen said, looking down in shame. "I promised your Tou-san (Father) and Kaa-san (Mother) that I would protect you, but…"

"It's okay, Jiji-sama. I understand that you have work as the Hokage," Naruto said. "And I will go to the academy… but, if anyone annoys me, They'll feel the wrath of the devil himself."

Naruto said as his eyes turned into the three tomoe Sharingan.


it was the next day, and this was the academy.

"Quiet down," Iruka said. The mentor's request was ignored by the usual chattering of the students, however. "I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Iruka was a man of average height and build. He has black hair that he keeps in a ponytail, dark eyes and a scar that runs across the bridge of his nose — which he has had since his youth. He wears the standard Konoha shinobi outfit complete with forehead protector, sandals, and flak jacket. His sleeves are also rolled up about way.

"Alright, now that you all have shut up, I'm happy to say that we have a new student in class." Iruka said in a tone that suggested that he was all but happy.

"What!?" Yelled the over-obnoxious Inuzuka Kiba. "We're just graduating and some random kid is gonna join us, clan heirs!?"

Iruka totally ignored the irrational brunette and continued. "That boy is, Uchiha Naruto."

Silence…

"*cough* Uchiha Naruto… "

More silence…

"I SAID UCHIHA NARUTO!"

After 3 seconds, Naruto appeared in a blur of black and red. "Sup, am I late?" he asked, slurping a bowl of Ramen.

"Yes." Was the reply he received from Iruka.

"Mmm." Naruto slurped once more. "Sorry, where do I sit?" he asked.

"Next to Uchiha Satsuki." Said Iruka.

(A/N: Hehe, genderbent Sasuke! Wutchu gonna do? If you don't like it, go succ on soggy socks. Y e s. I s a i d t h a t)

"I'm sorry, I'm new so I don't know who the heck she is, or he…" Naruto said.

A couple of students snickered.

"Hey demon!" Everyone's head turned to the direction of one, Inuzuka Kiba. "Kneel." he demanded.

Naruto's eyes turned into the Sharingan as he glared at Kiba. "No," Naruto said in a dark tone which sent shivers down everyone's spines. "I don't think I will."

"A-akama-ru… a-attack!" Kiba ordered.

But the dog was too busy passing its pants- furr.

"Now, who is Uchiha Satsuki?" Naruto asked.

"She is the Black haired girl at the very back" Replied the pineapple haired man.

Naruto again vanished, appearing in his seat. "Sup?" Naruto asked, finishing his bowl of Ramen, making it puff into smoke.

The girl didn't reply, she just looked out the window, gazing at the wind…

"Y'know, gazing into oblivion ain't gonna do you much good if you wanna kill Itachi" Naruto said, he smirked when his plan worked.

The female black haired girl turned around, her red, Sharingan eyes blazing with 3 tomoe in each of them. "How-"

"Met him while I was outside of the village," Naruto said, cutting Satsuki off. "Even with the power of the Kyuubi and my Sharingan, I couldn't beat him," he finished, chuckling to himself.

"You know, that was only 2 tails worth of chakra, right?" Kurama asked in an annoyed tone, to which Naruto grinned in his mind.

"Kyuubi?" Satsuki asked… the Kyuubi died… didn't it…

(A/N: nup)

"Yup," Naruto replied. "Don't tell me you didn't know that the Kyuubi was sealed inside me,"

"Hn," The girl grunted and looked away, again staring at oblivion.

"Alrighty class, today we have the graduation exam" Iruka said and the class erupted with cheers.

"SHUT UP!" Iruka's head became gigantic when he yelled, using the famed, Big head no Jutsu.

Naruto internally cringed when the sound reached his sensitive ears. "Oh god, I'm going to die…"

"Anyways, first is a written test," Iruka said, as his assistant, Mizuki, gave papers to everyone.

Naruto finished in 00:45 seconds. Absolutely destroying the previous scores of Namikaze-Uchiha Minato, Uchiha and Shisui and Uchiha Itachi.

Now the leader board is.

1. Uchiha Naruto. 45 seconds

2. Namikaze-Uchiha Minato. 1 minute

3. Uchiha Shisui. 1 minute 20 seconds.

After all the useless and useful characters are done.

"Next is Kunai and Shuriken Jutsu," Iruka said. "Stand up and go outside"

They followed his command and went outside.

"First up, Uchiha Satsuki," Iruka said.

The boys roared and chanted her name as she passed by.

The girls just glared at the female Uchiha, jealous that she only gets attention.

"Hn, seems like she isn't happy about the attention either" Naruto said, smirking to himself, taking out a book and writing on it with a golden pen.

(A/N: Naruto isn't a perv. And never will be. Go succ on a black hole)

She threw the Kunai and Shuriken at the same time.

Naruto wrote in his book.

Name: Uchiha Satsuki.Age: 12-13ish… I think.First thoughts: For Itachi's sister, she has much more potential than him. Her chakra level is abnormally large, but compared to me, It's nothing but a pebble. Her shuriken just — as I just witnessed — is on point. 10/10 on all of it. From the chakra she radiates, I have a feeling she's gonna have a Fire and Lightning affinity.Affinity: N/ARank: High-Chūnin to Low-Jōnnin.

"Seems about right," Naruto said in thought.

"You're falling in love with a mere half-blood?" Kurama asked. "Have you no shame?"

"First of all, I'm not falling for her. Second, calling them 'mere' isn't… anyways, I don't, and never will have feelings for her" Naruto replied.

"Uchiha Naruto" Iruka called.

Naruto walked over and took a single Kunai and Shuriken.

He threw them both at the Targets.

"Shuriken Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (Shuriken Shadow clone technique)" Naruto said, then, ten shuriken appeared and hit dead center in each target. "Kunai Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (Kunai Shadow Clone Technique)"

"10/10, congratulations," Iruka praised.

"I could do better than that!" Naruto cringed again when he heard his old bully yell. "That was just a fluke!" He added.

Kiba walked over and took the Kunai and Shuriken, he threw them, and it nearly killed Iruka.

"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?"

"Sorry…"

"Inuzuka Kiba, 0/10" Iruka said, a few females scoffed while the males snickered.

"Okay, that's all," Iruka said when all of them finished. "Next is one on one fights," Iruka said.

They walked towards the ring.

"Rules are simple: No killing, or major injuries. First off, Uchiha Naruto vs Uchiha Satsuki"

The whole class erupted in roars. Some of hate and disgust, while others of love… sigh…

"Hajime! (Begin)" Iruka said.

Naruto and Satsuki charged at each other with Kunai in hand.

Their Kunais clashed, causing sparks to fly everywhere.

Satsuki, thinking quickly, followed with an uppercut kick, which landed and sent Naruto in the air.

And landed gracefully and smirked. "Flexible" He said, doing some hand signs. "Fūton - Furyuu no Jutsu (Wind style - Wind dragon technique)"

Naruto breathed in the air around him and released a serpentine dragon with a red man and blue outline.

The dragon shot balls of wind towards Satsuki, she dodged every attack.

"Katon - Goukakyuu no Jutsu (Fire Release - Powerful Fireball Technique)" She did a couple hand signs and released a ball of hot flames from her mouth.

"Suiton - Suijinheki (Water Release - Water Barrier)" Naruto slammed his hands into the ground as a vortex appeared, which quickly turned into a barrier of water.

The two powerful Jutsu collided and made a giant cloud of steam.

"Fūton - Daitoppa (Wind Release - Great Breakthrough)" Naruto said as he clasped his hands.

A shockwave of air was released from all around of his body, making the mist go away.

His eyes widened when he felt a kunai to his neck.

He smirked, his body began to vibrate and he vanished, in a blur of black and red.

"Just like the Yondaime (Fourth)" Iruka thought, he saw the Namikaze/Uchiha use his famed Hiraishin no Jutsu (Flying thunder god Technique) a couple of times.

Naruto appeared a few metres behind the Female Uchiha.

"You're fast, I'll give you that," Satsuki said, though everyone noticed the annoyance in her voice.

"Let me tell you something," Naruto said, a smirk growing on his face. "My name is Uchiha Naruto, Grandson of… Uchiha Madara"

Everyone froze…

"LIES!" Yelled the annoying, Inuzuka Kiba.

Naruto turned and glared at the young heir, and immediately, he was sent flying 200,000 metres, away from the village.

"Anyways," He said, rubbing the back of his hair with a sheepish grin. "Let's get back to the fight"

He rushed towards Satsuki, she barely dodged a kick.

"You're too… how do I say this, you're too on guard, chillax a little" Naruto's voice echoed. "Then you may be able to land a hit," he added.

Satsuki, however, took this as an insult and began to weave hand seals.

"Katon: Shinhidora no Jutsu (Fire Release: True Hydra Technique)" She said and released a giant three headed dragon from her mouth.

"Katon - Gōka Mekkyaku (Fire Release - Great Fire Annihilation)"

A small stream of flames started to come out of Naruto's mouth.

Then, it quickly became a huge sea of burning hot flames, that could easily melt metal.

The two Jutsus collided and sent balls of flames together.

"That's enough!" The voice of the Sandaime Hokage (Third fire Shadow) roared.

The two Uchihas stopped their Jutsu and looked at the third, everyone had wide eyes.

"Uchiha Naruto, and Uchiha Satsuki, come with me" The Sandaime said in an annoyed tone.

"Hai… jiji-sama/Hokage-sama" they both said in unison and followed the Hokage.


"Do you realize what you have done!?" Asked The Sandaime.

"Hai, I nearly beat her ass," Naruto said, pointing at Satsuki. "Until you decide to interfere," he added.

"Show respect to the Hokage" a voice growled.

Naruto turned to see someone he hated, Hyuuga Hiashi… Father of Hyuuga Hinata.

He had long, black hair, and featureless white eyes like all members of his clan. He normally wears very traditional, loose fitting robes with a long-sleeved, brown haori.

"Tch, I do what I want," Naruto said, glaring at the man. "If you have a problem, don't complain, because I'm not stopping"

The Hyuuga clan head activated his Byakugan and glared at the young shinobi in training (actual shinobi…)

"Is that a threat?" He asked, narrowing his eyes.

"What if it is?" Naruto asked in a dark voice.

"It's the Kyuubi!" Yelled one of the civilian council, and immediately, he was pinned against a wall, a kunai through his head, now not in existence.

The only people who saw what happened were Shimura Danzo, Koharu, Hamura, Hiruzen and a couple of other people.

"Fast… too fast" They thought.

"Anyway, let me get something clear," Naruto said in a stern voice. "I'm not the Kyuubi, he is"

Naruto pointed his thumb to the shadows.

Out of the shadows, came a man with long orange hair, bloodshot eyes with Black slits. Like Naruto — the man had 3 whisker marks on each side of his cheeks, he was wearing a black Kimono with red highlights. The man had 9 tails waving behind him, his nails — or claws — were pure white, whiter than the eyes of a Hyuuga.

"Hello, Mortals…" The Kyuubi said in a disgusted tone.

The clan heads and elders knew…

"One wrong move… and we are all dead" They thought.

"Ah! Kill it, It's the Kyuubi!" Yelled a civilian council member.

The Kyuubi let out a growl, flashing his sharp fangs.

"Not now," Naruto said. "You can have your fun later, okay, Kurama?" He asked.

"Fine," replied the demon. "But you owe me," he added.

"Fine," Naruto said.

Everyone was shocked, this… kid was talking to The Kyuubi no Yoko (The nine tailed demon fox) like a friend.

The same thing that nearly destroyed Konoha.

The king of all Bijū.

The being who has chakra, more than every other tailed beast and human combined… except for Naruto and Kushina of course.

"Now that I've proven the point that I'm not the Kyuubi" Naruto began, closing his eyes. "You may go, servant. Your master will call you another time"

"I'm not your servant" growled the Kyuubi.

"Just go," Naruto said.

"Hn"

With that, the Kyuubi vanished.

"Didn't know you were an Uchiha" Naruto said in thought.

"Shut up, I'm going to sleep" was the reply of the Kyuubi no Yoko.

"Anyways. Now. Why did you call me- us here?" Naruto asked.

Hiruzen sighed. "You were throwing out Jōnin and Kage level Jutsu like it was nothing, and if you messed up one bit, the whole class would've been dead" he said.

"Well, tell them not to be weak" Naruto retorted.

"You must understand, Naruto, Satsuki, not everyone is like you," Hiruzen said. "Not everyone can throw around Sannin level Jutsu when they're eight"

"Naruto-kun, Satsuki-chan, you cannot be doing that," Hiruzen said in a sagely tone. "Now please, refrain from using Jutsu higher than A-Rank. Okay?" He asked.

"Fine…" Naruto muttered albeit hesitantly.

"Hai, Hokage-sama"

"You are dismissed"

They two vanished.


Naruto walked to his house and saw…

"Are you kidding me?"

He saw his house was burnt down, now windows, no doors, paint everywhere, 2 walls were missing.

Naruto appeared in the council room, glaring at them all.

"What the hell happened to my house…!?" He asked in a demonic tone.

"About that," Hiruzen said. "You're going to be living with Uchiha Satsuki now, in the Uchiha district," he finished.

"..." Naruto stood there for 128 long milliseconds. "Fine"

Naruto again vanished.


He appeared in the Uchiha district, at the main house.

"Knock knock" he said.

Satsuki opened the door, glaring at him.

"What are you doing here?" She asked.

"Hey, don't take it the wrong way," Naruto said. "I ain't a fanboy, my damn house was destroyed and Jiji said to live with you" he finished.

"..." Satsuki looked — glared — at him. "What?"

"Yeah, I'm not happy either"

"No"

"What do you mean 'No'?" Naruto asked.

"Take a smaller house. Not my house" She said.

Naruto looked around. "Raiton - Shōmei kaminoikari (Lightning Release - Rage of the lightning god)

The clouds darkened as multiple bolts of crimson lightning struck onto each house except Satsukis.

"Oops, Jutsu went off… sorry" Naruto said.

"So…"

"Get in"

Naruto smirked in victory.


The delicious scent of soup landed on Naruto's nose.

(A/N: I'm fasting and writing this is making me hungry~~)

He sniffed more and walked into the kitchen, following the scent.

"Eat" Satsuki ordered.

Naruto sat down.

"itadakimasu" He muttered before slurping. "12/10"

"What?" Satsuki asked.

"I've tasted a lot of soup, this is the best," Naruto said, slurping once more.

"Thanks… I guess" Satsuki muttered.

"Satsuki," Naruto said in a serious tone.

"What?" She asked.

"You need to know something" Naruto began as his eyes shifted into his Sharingan. "You'll go blind"

"What…!?"

"Let me explain, There are two branches of the Uchiha, main and half. I belong to the main and you belong to the half" Naruto said.

"What?" She asked with venom, her eyes turning into the Mangekyou.

"Those eyes are a curse to the half blooded. They will eat away until you are blind" Naruto said.

"I know that… but I'm no half blood!" She said, pissed off that someone was calling her half-blood.

"You are. But…"

"What?" She asked.

"I can make your pure-blood"

"What do you mean by that!?" She snarled.

"Don't you dare" Naruto growled as every glass nearby shattered.

"You are the only remaining Uchiha… except for Itachi. I don't want Uchiha to be a story in history. I want our clan to be strong, even after billions of years. So, I'll make you this offer, Become a Pure-Blood, or become blind as a half blood"

The two looked at each other.

"How do I?"

"There are two ways, one is switching your eyes for the eyes of someone close to you, say for your brother. Second is switching eyes with a Pure-Blood" Naruto said.

"And…?"

"But there is a loophole there," Naruto said. "I'll just have to give you my blood, and after your heart takes in my blood, you will unlock, The Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan" he finished.

"Fine… how long will this take?" She asked.

"Couple minutes"

"You're joking… right?" Satsuki asked, she was shocked at herself, she never opened up to anyone this much after the Uchiha massacre.

"Nope, you just need to ingest my blood," Naruto said.

"But how will that ever go into my heart?" Satsuki asked.

Naruto's reply was a shrug. "Dunno"

Naruto walked over, taking one of the only remaining cups, which was made from wood…

Naruto cut his finger, letting blood drip in, it came at an unusually fast rate.

"Say Aaaaaaa~" Naruto said, putting the cup near her mouth.

"..." She just opened her mouth and drank the blood… it was warm… and… good…?!

"Congrats, You've become a cannibal" Naruto said nonchalantly.

"What?"

"Calm down, I'm joking," Naruto said.

Naruto walked over and looked at a small mirror.

Her eyes were… different… they looked like his/her cannon EMS… LoL.

"Now, let's go outside and test the abilities," Naruto said.

They walked outside and stood 7 metres apart.

"Katon - Goukakyuu no Jutsu (Fire Release - Powerful Fireball Technique)" Satsuki released a gigantic ball of flames from her mouth.

"Damn… First try and she's already this good?" Naruto thought, impressed at the female Uchiha.

"Suiton - Uzu no hogo (Water release - Protection of the vortexes)" Naruto said as many water vortexes appeared and protected naruto from the intense flames.

"Fūton - Hyō no ya (wind release - hailstorm arrows)"

Many arrows of air appeared around Naruto, they all raced towards Satsuki.

Satsuki skillfully dodged the attack, flipping into the air, weaving hand seals.

"Raiton - Uzu no kaminari (lighting release - vortex thunder)" Satsuki said, finishing her Jutsu.

7 orbs of Lightning appeared around her.

They all released a massive tornado-like burst of lightning.

"Sharingan" Naruto activated his Sharingan. "Raiton - Uzu no kaminari"

7 orbs appeared around Naruto, but they were red.

The two attacks clashed.

(A/N: felt like I've used this line a trillion times…)

Bolts of Red and Blue lightning flew everywhere.

Naruto appeared behind her, Kunai to her neck.

"You're good," He said. "But I win"

"..." Satsuki smiled… smiled. Ye. S m i l e d. Uchiha Satsuki… The emo who doesn't give a shit about emotions, Smiled.

"Seems so," She said.

Word count: 3.5k

is the most I've ever written. Well, without using copy-paste. Anywayz, review, Gabaiiii