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Bella had secretly prided herself on how well she handled the strange and supernatural. She hadn't blinked at a vampire boyfriend and fell into the idea of being a part of a vampire family with her feet first, never looking back. However, when she looked up and found herself no longer on the forest floor of rainy Forks but instead amid giant mushrooms and rainbow coloured wildlife, she was a little shaken.

"Ah, looks like the smell of a feast woke up sleeping beauty!" An… Irish? Voice laughed out behind her.

Bella scrambled up to her feet and turned to look at the man who said that. He was an old man with his beard and hair all white and he wore the strangest orange and purple suit that was a cross between a tux and a jester outfit.

"Well what're ya standing there lookin at me for? Go on, don't be shy, eat all the cheese you can stuff yourself with! Ha ha!" He said, pointing to a blue and purple deer that was running past them.

Bella could only look back at the mystery man bewildered. Had Edward breaking up with her really broken her mind so much that she was sucked into a crazy dreamland to escape the pain?

Thinking about him brought a new bout of pain ripping through her and brought her to her knees. If this was a dream to keep the pain away it wasn't working.

"Ah young love, one of the great many follies of youth. Always such a great show to watch!" Mystery man said gleefully as he clapped his hands together. "I remember my youth. All I cared for was riding on Narwhals and sleeping in honeycombs and drinking babies tears. But enough about my misspent youth, I'm a changed daedra now don't ya know. That's right it's not just Herma learning about the straight and narrow of you mortals, now I've found some chaos where no one dies! Ha Ha how do ya like that for a turned around daedra! Of course if someone happens to slip and fall onto someone else's sword well that's on them now isn't it?"

Bella was understanding less and less the more this man-this immortal kept talking. She found she couldn't do anything but stare at him.

"Honestly do you have any idea who I am? Have those memories caught up to you in this new body of yours hmm?" the madman continued turning to face Bella directly.

All she could manage was to shake her head.

"Why, I'm a mad god. The Mad God actually. It's a family title, gets passed down from me to meself every thousand years or so. Name's Sheogorath Daedric Prince of Madness. Charmed."

Sheogorath turned and considered Bella for a moment. She felt like he was looking into her instead of at her and worried about what a self proclaimed Mad God might find so interesting in there.

"Ya know you weren't actually supposed to wake up yet. It's just your world is so far away it was a real pain to get ya here. And to get the dragonborn back over there! Man! What a workout! So I stopped for a snack before I send ya where I need ya." He said gesturing to nothing infront of them. "Granted it's not quite the spread I had on my vacation. Oh you should've seen the cheese! Nothing beats a mountain of cheese and good banter with a homicidally insane monarch! Dead of course."

Bella had no idea what this guy was rambling on about now but she was feeling trapped. A bit like she had with James only way way more confused. The confusion managed to distract her from the pain in her chest momentarily but only just.

"You're quite the gaping fish aint ya? Well no matter. We'll be having lots of fun very soon! Well you'll mostly just be in pain over getting your heart smashed to pieces but I'll be having lots of fun watching you two! Ha ha! Good day to ya lass! Now I said good day!"

Before Bella could react to the Mad God she felt herself be sucked down a soft black chute into unconsciousness.