(Unknown Location)

I told you this would happen, baka. You just had to ignore me because you were too content living in that fantasy of yours and pining after that drakaina [female dragon] from despite you being surrounded by pussy both at home and this so called school. Speaking of pussy I wonder how long it's going to take you to realize that sister and aunt of yours are actually nekoshou[4]...

What the heck is wrong with you man? Don't you have any morals or feel...regret or something like that? Yuka and I promised to marry each other once we grew up and she returned to Japan, and I try never to break my promises. It's the least I can do with what I have become...

You also promised to marry Yuki, Asuka and Tohsaka around the same time[1]. Remember the time some supposed terrorist tried to kill you and blow the village you were living in to smithereens? That was Kaede after she came to find you for the festival, only to find Mariko peeping on you making that promise to Mrs Pendragon. To put it simply she went crazy and started to go on a rampage, believing that you had betrayed her and were just like the others in her life. You had just stopped a rouge Hero from stealing Brynhildr and was going to return it to the village when you saw the dead bodies and a broken Kaede in the middle of a mental breakdown.

Quickly jumping to conclusions you drew the sword and attacked, she retaliated and the two of you nearly destroyed the area with the attacks you were using. In desperation and fear for your life you drew on my power, utilizing your Banishing Shift to neutralize her projected arms before delivering a punch to her face. Realizing that she was on the verge of defeat and would probably be caught and imprisoned by either local law enforcement or the heroes she attempted to take her life with a firearm she had stolen from one of her victims only for you to try and disarm her.

Then the thief came...mad as hell for being outsmarted by a little kid and the rest is history[2].

The brown haired youth let out a soft sigh as he made his way home. He was still wearing his glasses and hadn't put on that stupid look on his face. Which caused him problems as girls started whispering about 'the new guy' and how hot he was. This made him uncomfortable and had him bowing his head in shame, as that would definitely change once they found out who he was. Even his teacher didn't believe him when he arrived for class, instead listing him as a new student.

Thankfully Shirone didn't recognize him and assumed her older brother had a passing resemblance to the supposed 'King of Breasts'. Even though she did smell him and purr...that was strange. It was a bad habit that seemed to be part of their family's quirk. Tsuyu would croak like a frog when she saw or heard something that upset her, Kunou would act paranoid and start barking when she was worried and Yoshino would click her teeth when she was happy.

Unfortunately the two perverts had to ruin the moment by suggesting that he join them in watching their latest acquisition of lecherous material, knowing that he had a weakness for large breasts. He was able to refuse their offer and pointed out that they were in the middle of a lesson. The teacher scolded them and pointed out that Matsuda and Motohama had already been beaten to the point of near death by a group of girls lying in wait for them for attempting to peep on some female students.

Ddraig [he just couldn't keep on calling it 'the voice' forever] had burst out laughing at that, while implying that there was a surprise waiting for him at home. Personally 'Issei' found himself wondering how these guys found the time and energy to act so stupid and perverted or how they even managed to get into the kendo club's changing room undetected.

The perverted nerd is most likely a government agent and baldie has made a contract with a Spirit.[3] Doesn't excuse what they do and I frankly believe that they should try 'getting a girlfriend' before anything else, but it explains why they can act the way they do. Don't tell me you haven't noticed the scent of gunpowder and fire mana on Glasses Boy...nor the air of battle his companion tries to hide.

Oh great, I not only have a ignorant lecherous clown for a alter ego, but it's also wearing a tin foil hat. What's next, aliens from another dimension trying to get into my pants?

Says the man who literally transformed his room into a shrine of All Might as a child. Speaking of Spirits, there's one coming your way in 3...2...1...

"Those fucking perverts just had to try and peep on us as we were going to change into our pilot suits. Thankfully they didn't get a chance to see us put them or nor witness the deployment of the units, but they must have seen us in the nude before they got caught. And knowing those three and the clown hanging around them calling himself a 'harem king' when he can't even get a prostitute to fuck, what they managed to see must have gone viral. And I'm sure that airheaded bimbo and her sadist lackey must have known about it in advance...but choose to do nothing as it would be more amusing to them that way. And to think that we're all in love with the same man...I wonder why Izu-kun never sent any letters to us or the Sarashikis when his family left Kuoh[5],"

THE ANSWER'S QUITE SIMPLE, MOMO-CHAN! THIS TWO TIMING NERDY BAKA HAD FEELINGS FOR HIS OLDER COUSIN BUT WAS AFRAID TO SAY IT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT YUKA-KUN WAS A BOY! WHILE BEING COMPLETELY UNAWARE THAT THE TWO OF THEM WERE ENGAGED DUE TO...CERTAIN ACTIVITIES HIASHI-SAN WAS ENGAGED IN BEFORE HE RETURNED TO THE HERO VILLAGE[6]. HE DIDN"T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS AND WAS TRYING TO AVOID BEING SEEN AS...YOU KNOW.

OF COURSE THE CLOSE BOND THE THREE OF YOU SHARED DIDN'T STOP KEIMA-KUN FROM FONDLING YUUKI'S ASS WHEN THEY WERE ALONE TOGETHER OR MANAGING TO SEDUCE TABANE WHILE HE WAS EXPLORING THE COUNTRYSIDE[7]. OF COURSE, THIS LEAD TO PROBLEMS LATER ON WHEN SHE CAUGHT MARIKO PEEPING ON HIM AND KATSUMI PROMISING TO GET MARRIED...

The loud shriek, harsh sounds of slapping and the high pitched screams of someone begging for his life echoed through Kuoh, causing the various denizens of the dark to wonder what was going on at the time.

[Park]

[Kuoh]

"Umm...WHAT!? Wait a minute, I didn't hear that properly,"

Raynare hid her face in her hands as she wondered exactly what she had done to deserve this. She was supposed to be observing a ordinary human with a weak Sacred Gear, not this bumbling but overtly confident clown who supposedly was the White Dragon Emperor. Was Azazel wrong in this assessment? Had she lost favor with the One above?

Forcing herself to remain optimistic and not become cynical she let the train of events that had lead to this play out in her mind. She had been observing the human for a long time, noting that he had a draconic aura that only got stronger as time passed. If her plan had worked she would lure him out on a supposed 'date' and question him about his past, after which she would wipe his memories of the event and give a report to Azazel about the situation.

Only for this surprisingly well dressed and soft spoken maniac to catch her eye just as she was going to approach the human. As expected of a powerful Sacred Gear user he knew what to say and managed to avoid the supernatural without looking stupid, but he just was too wild and utterly bizarre for her taste. She'd simply deal with him now and jot the name down in a journal for future reference. But not before having a psychiatrist take a look inside that head of his.

"Could you please die for me? If you want to blame anyone, blame the one who put the Gear inside you,"

That caught the dapper don by surprise, and he managed to take about 5 steps before the hypnotism spell inside that phrase took effect. Working quickly, the fallen angel used her magic to make her supposed date believe he had been honey-trapped by an assassin working for a rival crime organization, falling prey to her charms before nearly losing his life. This supposed near death experience had caused him to take a drastic reevaluation of his life, realizing that he couldn't act like a child forever.

And to add the final touch...anything out of the ordinary that happened was simply coincidence or a trick of the brain.

That would keep him out of trouble and prevent any other supernatural creature with bad intentions from finding him[8].

"There you go. Now, keep out of trouble and hope we never meet again." She draped him over her shoulder and prepared to fly away when a sudden shift caused her to stop. It couldn't be. She had a vague feeling as to who the person was but couldn't believe it. It made no sense.

"So it was you all along, huh? The one who tried to murder my parents and caused Izu-kun's brother...no Shidou-sama to lose his life protecting me? I'll make sure you pay, you murderous slut!"

"Combattere l'oro: Foschia di dita appiccicose," [Fighting Gold: Sticky Finger Haze]

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!

"Non è nemmeno colpa tua signora della carta, sorridi e un altro ragazzo che ti ama altrettanto... fidati di me su ... anche se non sono uno che parla..." (It's not your fault Paper Girl...just grin and bear it. You'll find another guy who loves ya just as much...trust me on this one. Heh...even though I'm not supposed to be talking on that issue...)

When the Kaen no Tokushuna Sōsa [Special Brigade of Flames] arrived on the scene with support from the JSDF [Japanese Self Defense Force] and the local police, they found the half dead, badly beaten form of what used to be a rookie agent of their organization who was training to use the Infinite Stratos. Her Realizer was completely destroyed and some sort of biological agent was causing her body to rot away.

As the police cordoned off the area and made sure to secure it from any intruders, the so called Fire Force were still trying to work out what happened here. According to their agent in the area, Origami Tobiichi was preparing to go home when she noticed that one of her fellow IS trainees had displayed a power similar to the Generations during training and 'went stark raving mad' in his own words.

Thankfully the target of her rage had left the compound a long time ago, seemingly to go on a date with a boy. CCTV footage had captured the two of them heading towards what appeared to be the industrial sector of the sleepy town, with the boy looking extremely worried for some reason. The boyfriend was identified as one Katsuragi Izuku, a second year at the local high school.

From what had happened here, it seemed like the would be victim had noticed Origami stalking her and was worried Katsuragi would be drawn into the mess. She had tried to keep it cool...Origami attacked...and paid dearly for her aggression. Izuku had heard the screaming and probably noticed the expression on his girlfriend's face so he thought something had gone down.

Fairly simple enough. They had a ID on the boyfriend and were able to pin down the aggressor from state and federal records. A Shinonono Houki, affectionately called Momo by her fellow classmates at Raizen and fellow trainees. A consistent Kendo champion at the national and school levels, she had no prior history of violence to this incident.

Open and shut. They'd let her have her fun with her boyfriend and then question them both when they returned home. Origami would be tested for drugs or other mind altering objects and placed under quarantine. Easier than dealing with the wackos who still haunted the streets of the lost cities claiming that 'quirks' were the way of the future and anyone who disagreed with them needed to die.

Except for one little thing. The Fire Force weren't your regular bored out of their mind detectives. They were an elite force of intelligence operatives, soldiers and law enforcement officials trained to deal with any form of supernatural threat to the Imperial Throne and the Empire it ruled.

When the Spirits returned and started wrecking havoc with the spacequakes they caused it was the Fire Force that was able to intercept, stake out and remove these deadly creatures from the equation before they could harm innocent lives. It was they who were the silent aides of the Empire in its battle against the Meta Liberation Army, causing fear and confusion among the Reds and ultimately contributing to the dominion of the Empire in the parts of the Home Islands lost during the war[9].

And that was what puzzled one Akitaru Obi as he carefully examined the crime scene. The rubble and gaping holes in the ground were the tell tale signs of a Spirit or Generation attack, but there was a vast world out there and there were many things that would like to be hidden. He had a gut feeling that Houki was mostly innocent and this Izuku was neck deep in the whole affair..even if he was innocent and knew nothing.

The veteran solider had his eye on the ground, looking for irregularities when he noticed the oppressive aura that had been there when they arrived slowly fading away. Quickly looking around he noticed that the ground that had been torn up was slowly becoming green again...the grass was even returning to its proper location.

"What the heck is going on here?"

A younger, but polished and refined voice answered his concern. "Who knows, sir. I've been living here all my life and I don't understand it myself. Heck, if I hadn't been cut by that arrow and found myself running drugs for the Triads due to my supposed powers before getting caught by you guys I'd think this was crazy. A serial killer obssessed with hands, a secret battle between the creatures going bump in the night and the forces of light who aren't that clean themselves either and a bunch of weirdoes who love to cosplay as d...ls and do weird rituals when they think no one is looking. All of this stuff belongs in some strange light novel or obsure eroge and not in real life.

But alas, life itself is unfair I just hope Issei doesn't get into trouble because of this...although I have a feeling he'll thank me for finally helping him overcome his fear of women...hehehehe. ,"

Obi shook his head and let the geek get to work. Motohama could be a very good asset to the Kaensosa if he continued their mutual partnership, but could get lost in his own words at times. Well, at least they had more angles to work from if his hunch turned out to be right.

[1] In canon TWOGK [The World Only God Knows] Tenri was very close to Keima but the latter didn't notice it because he was in the stages of developing a video game addiction. Something similar happened in Testament of Sister, when Basara {the protagonist} Nodoka sisters (Yuki and Kurumi) had such a strong childhood bond to the point where they thought of themselves as siblings. But Basara forgot all about it when he and his dad Jin had to leave the village. This is a combination of the two scenarios with characters from other franchises being thrown in for extra value.

[2] Basically a fusion of Basara binding Brynhildir to his soul after stopping the thief and Kaede becoming 'Lucy' and killing Kohta's family in Elfen Lied. The main difference here is that Deku has Brynhildr with him when he sees the dead bodies of Lucy's victims and utilizing Ddraig's power, manages to overpower and defeat her before she can kill anybody else. Realizing that she will most likely be arrested and/or killed and experimented on for her crimes she attempts to commit suicide but is stopped by Deku, who attempts to explain what happened. Unfortunately the thief arrives at the exact same location, and hopping mad at the fact he was tricked by a supposed brat attempts to blow up the area. Deku attempts to stop him...things remain the same with the survival of Deku's family.

[3] Hint: Matsuda got cut by a certain arrow left carelessly about the school when trying to peep on the kendo club and has found himself in a series of bizarre events surrounding the disappearance of his family. Motohama's glasses can do more than determine the three sizes of a girl and has a part time job that involves dealing with firefighters.

[4] Yes, I made Shirone/Koneko and Izuku siblings and Kuroka be their aunt from Inko's side of the family. Shirone was still ressurected as a member of Rias' peerage but knows that her brother is the Red Dragon Emperor due to a unique set of circumstances that happened when they were children.

[5] If Issei and Irina were so close as children, why didn't he send any letters to her after she moved in canon? I know that the old pervert's words were messing him up but still...at least try. And yes...Izuku will mostly take the place of Orimura Ichika from Infinite Stratos.

[6] The whole 'All for One is Izuku's father' thing that was vaguely implied in the Boku no Hero Academia anime and manga is canon here. In this story Midoriya Hiashi is a rough fusion of Tojou Jin from Testament of Sister and Satome Genma from Ranma 1/2 , although he still runs his criminal empire and villain business on the side. Due to the Meta Liberation Army being attacked and conquered by an outside force after they overthrow him and All Might not attacking him before he can return to his family he is much more active in the lives of his children than canon.

And since he is happily married to BOTH Inko [who has a few surprises of her own] and Irisviel von Einzbern who has a connection to the spacequakes and a certain technology company/arms dealer's rise to prominence he has no need to further torment All Might by turning the latter's grandson into a weapon to kill the Symbol of Peace.

[7] In the light novel and manga of the Testament of Sister, Yuuki mentions Basara feeling her behind when they were still children and Basara admits he used to be quite the perverted child. Combined with Izuku's shy and reserved personality and Kaede's mental instability this is darkly humorous in hindsight.

[8] Since Raynare met and 'dated' Gonorno instead of Izuku/'Issei' in this fic she sensed that he was a Stand user and jumped to conclusions since neither character could keep a secret to save their lives in their respective franchises. So she altered his memory and went after Issei on her own accord, though not to kill him.

[9] The Holy Sun Empire {Fire Force} battled the Hero Association and the Meta Liberation Army {My Hero Academia} in a war of attrition after soldiers from the latter attacked a Imperial Army base near their city. The Quirk extremists fought bravely but since they had just overthrown All for One, their momentum was weakened and their cities conquered and integrated into the Empire as part of the Homeland. Ironically, the defeat of the communists lead to a golden age for both sides, as the Imperials were content to leave the system Hiashi had put in place to prevent discrimination against Quirkless mostly unmolested and instead focused on rebuilding the ruined areas as a vital part of the Empire.

The extremists were either wiped out or put to work for the new rulers, as the Imperial government tried to figure out what to do with this new territory. The MLA was a internationally recognized political group despite them being a bunch of eugenicist dicks and to be too overt would lead to diplomatic trouble later. So the 'Popular Worker's Union of Japan' was integrated into the Imperial sphere of orbit as a supposedly 'independent state', free from the oppression of 'criminal plutocrats' and 'greedy tyrants feeding of the workers'. A few moderates from both sides of the Quirk conflict were placed in positions to power to create the impression of a stable government while the Empire worked covertly behind the shadows to utilize the knowledge and technology gained in this conflict to its favor.