Anai 2
Author's Note: so lonely but never alone i know i'm at my house but i wish that i were at home.
Anai sat at the table in his apartment glaring at a bowl of cereals while hyperventilating. Fruit Loops. He glared at it for about 30 minutes breathing heavily, not once blinking his eyes. Soon he slapped the bowl off his table. "FUCK THIS BOWL! FUCK OFF INTO THE SUN!" He shrieked. The bowl shattered upon the floor's impact, creating a massive mess. "THE MILK IS SO DISGUSTINGLY WARM IT'S ALMOST LIKE DRINKING STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING RANCID TITS!"
He went quiet and glared into nothingness. Water leaked out his eyes and poured down his face. Flashbacks to the abuse he suffered from his parents and people flashed through his head as he sat there alone and shaking.
Soon the alarm on his phone went off and he began to angrily hyperventilate again. "FUCK, GOD DAMN IT. WORK."
He stormed straight into the office walking up to Ton his boss, and slapped him. "YOUR HAMS ARE SO FUCKING SPOILED THAT YOU SHOULD GO UP TO YOUR MOM AND DEMAND A REFUND FOR BEING FUCKING ROTTEN!"
Ton squeaked and then ran home sobbing.
Anai walked over to his station and slapped everybody around him. "FUCK YOUR DISGUSTING FACES! YOU CAN'T COOK FOR SHIT!" He walked over to the stove that he previously set to slow cook for three days.
At last, the body was tender and ready to be torn apart. "FUCK, IDIOT SOUP WILL BE READY IN THIRTY GOD DAMN MINUTES, YOU FUCKHEADS! GO DIE IN A FIRE!" He began to sob as he pulled out the corpse and tore up the flesh to place it into a giant pot. "ANYONE WITH TOMATO ALLERGIES CAN GO FUCK RIGHT OFF! I'M ADDING FUCKING TOMATOES, ONIONS, GARLIC, SAUCE!" He continued screeching his head off while crying. "ANYMORE AND IT'S A TOTAL LOSS!"
Haida was nearby drinking beer and chuckled. "Ha ha, classic Anai!"
"How the fuck are you still drinking beer in this office?" Asked Fenneko. "Like do you smuggle it in? Are you allowed to bring beer and drink it in the office?
"Shut up."
30 minutes passed and "Idiot Soup" was done. "SHIT IS READY. HOPE YOU BASTARDS ENJOY!" He screeched at the top of his lungs while lunging empty glass bowls at everybody causing each one to shatter. He started filling up the bowls with the piping hot soup and flung them at his coworkers, burning their chests and various body parts. A bowl crashlanded directly into a computer monitor causing it to violently explode into flames. A bowl full of soup slapped against Haida's face, scalding his chest and neck.
"Ha ha, classic Anai!" he cheered as he drank his beer. "Soup smells good!"
"Fucking seriously, where are you getting the beer?" scowled Fenneko. "I want some." She yanked the can out of his hand to discover it was empty then looked under his desk to find hoards of beer cans, both full and empty. "What the fuck." She grabbed one, open it, spat it out. "Shit, warm beer." She took another sip and spat it onto Haida. "Fuck your warm piss drinks."
"Hey man! I can't afford a minifridge!"
TO BE CONTINUED.
