I don't own evangelion. If I did we would have had a battle orchestra sequel by now
Two figures stood in a room. A man with black hair with frosted white tips wearing a nerv uniform and carrying a sword. And a giant robot with a lance for one of its arms.
"Nearing the targets. Prepare for drop off!" One of the voices on the speakers said
"You better not mess this up 4th children and captain Sato!" Another person exclaimed, this time inside the communicators
"Time to save the day,"
"Time to make it snappy,"
"But you know first you gotta get out of bed,"
"Hello mister sunshine,"
"Today you're gonna be fine,"
"Pinky swear there's going to be sunny skies ahead,"
"Take on the day with the 1,"
"2"
"PUNCH"
"WOULD YOU TWO STOP SINGING AND LISTEN!" Asuka yelled with feedback ringing through the comms
"Alright alright what's the situation?" Blitz said
Shinji breathes in and says "Me and Asuka need help with these two other angels down here."
"We don't need help, 3rd we got this," Asuka says waving her hand around like 3 angels is no big deal.
"Look princess we're dropping off right now so hold tight," Mari casually says.
"Alright but by the time you land the angels are gonna be dead" Asuka taunts.
"Is that so? Well Mari looks like we better get to work!" Blitz says with fire in his voice
"Open up the hatch we're going down"
"Alright, be careful and good luck" The operator over the speakers says
The hatch in the evangelion storage room opens, Blitz runs and jumps off while Mari and unit 05 roll off. And thus began the battle against the 6th, 7th, and 8th angels
Song- The red ambassador, Shiro Sagisu
While skydiving through the sky Mari and Blitz see two angels, one that looks like a skeleton horse with centipede legs, and another that's a clock with an owl mask.
"There are only two I thought there were three?" Mari ask.
"The other one is under the ocean," Asuka says.
When they land, blitz lands on the Over the rainbow while mari lands directly on the 8th angel's ice platforms. Due to not having an umbilical cable and unit 05 weakness of not being able to swim in water, she jumps off and onto a ship that has one, plugs it in, and goes straight for the 8th angel -Michael. Mari stabs her spear directly into its core
"DIRECT HIT ASSHOLE!" Mari exclaims with excitement in her voice.
"Wait Mari that's not the core, it's a-," Misato tries to tell Mari, but is too late when the angel twists its false core upwards. Unit 05 is sent flying upwards but is stopped by its cable.
"Well if that isn't its core then what i-" Mari stops her sentence when she sees a big blob on the angel, "Jackpot"
Unit 05 goes straight down at Michael and directly hits the ball she comes out with a tiny core and shoots it out of her gunlance. She lands directly on the ship her cable was on.
"My angel is down, what's taking you so long princess?" Mari taunts.
"The son of a bitch won't stay still that's what's taking me so long," Asuka says
Unit 02 tried lunging for the 7th angel - Samael - but it dodged and struck unit 02 in the back, which landed on another ship.
"Why don't you try predicting where it goes?" Shinji suggested. "Then we could use the progressive knife and get its core,"
"I-I-I," Asuka stammered, "I thought of that third,"
"Really, because you weren't putting in any ideas, just doing in your own idea" Shinji sassed
"Just be quiet third!" Asuka exclaimed
Asuka started to concentrate on where the angel would go next, until…...
"THERE!" Unit 02 jumped into the air where Samael was going next and grabbed on it with one hand. It pulled out its progressive knife with its other hand and stabbed it right into the core and flipped off of it onto a ship.
"That makes two, what's taking Blitz so long?" Asuka asked.
song-Molgera, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
"Look I have to sense out where the angel is" Blitz says
Blitz closed his eyes and tried to imagine the 6th angel - gaghiel - was. And right as he was about to find it something happened. Gaghiel jumped out of the water and swallowed blitz
"BLITZ!" Misato screamed "SHINJI, MARI, ASUKA HELP HIM!"
"He'll be fine miso, don't worry," Mari says nonchalantly
"How can you be so calm at a moment like this!?"
"Because you haven't seen what I've seen."
So everyone waited for 10 seconds until someone said something over the comms.
"LETS TANGO JAWS!"
And with that gaghiel jumped out of the water with blitz breaking 2 of its front teeth with one punch. Everyone was in awe of what they just saw with the exception of mari.
"What is he made out of?" misato asked
Blitz then landed on one of the teeth, jumped off of it onto gaghiel's back, and kicked it sending it careening straight into the Over the Rainbow.
"Anyone hungry for Sashimi?" Blitz asked in a sarcastic tone
Blitz then landed on gaghiel, pulled out his sword and started cutting the angel on all of its sides 10 times over at uncomparable speeds.
"Now it's time for my final attack,"Blitz says
Blitz twists the blade in his hand backwards and slices the angel going from its stomach to its back.
"Zantetsuken" Blitz mutters
The angel then starts to receive cuts all over its body, inside and out that are extremely small. Blitz puts his blade but into its sheath and the angel falls apart, turning into mince meat. The only thing that's remaining is its core which Blitz promptly stabs
"And that's that," Blitz says while stabbing the core.
Who is this mystery man Blitz, how did he defeat an angel without an AT. field, and what the hell is the 3rd and 7th angels from rebuild doing here? Well the answer is all in due time, all in due time my friends.
NEXT EPISODE OF ICEBREAKERS. Blitz, Mari, and Asuka arrive in tokyo-3 and meet the 1st children Rei Ayanami. But before they can get comfortable an angel attacks. Can they defeat it, will someone die, and will we ever get a dub of 3.0+1.0? Probably not but tune in next time for another episode of ICEBREAKERS. And there's going to be lots of fanservice.
Also shout out to my proofreader reader Johmega for helping out