With Love, Wendy

by Candela Monsoon

A collection of diary entries written by a baddie no other than Wendy O. Koopa! During her seventeenth birthday, Bowser gifts her a pink notebook to write her thoughts in it. Sounds like something she won't do, right? But what if she does? What does she write in these entries, then? Well, they're all kept in here, in her handwriting that no one would probably understand.

2. The More The Merrier, They Say

Will I update this every day? Maybe, lol. Enjoy!

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Dear Diary,

The party was a blast! Everyone gave me gifts, of course Daddykins didn't since he already got me this notebook but there was a lot that happened!

Junior gave me the chance to dress him up for the night (of course he hated all the bows I had to put on his head).

Ludwig gave me the chance to even dress up his instruments! His piano had weird black and white eyes that he presses on them a lot when he uses the piano, but you know what, I just put some eyeshadow and eyeliner on them so that whenever he plays the piano, the eyes would lok at him! Pretty clever, right?

Iggy made an invention for me. Well, it was already in the house, but still. He told me to open this door and when I opened it, there were a bunch of pretty dresses inside! He probably stole them all from the mall, but was really cool of him!

Lemmy gave me this… pink round thing. It looked like that yellow thing he stands on a lot. He said it was called a ball, I don't know.

Roy gave me these pretty pink pair of shades! They didn't look like the ones he wore since the one he gave me had hearts all over it, but it was so cute and pretty!

Then Larry came over and gave me these weird things that people put on their ears called headphones. He has one too and whenever he uses it, you can hear a tiny bit of awful music coming from it. The music sounded more awful than Ludwig's. But I tried putting on mine and soft music came out from it. Of course he gave me this thing as well called a music player (he probably stole that too) but that was still very sweet of him!

Morton was the only one who didn't really give anything but he was a chatterbox anyway so all he did was give me a bunch of compliments of how pretty, cute, and a really awesome sister I am! Though I'm probably gonna admit that I didn't really treat them all THAT good, but that feeling that you are loved by your siblings is just so cool.

And Kamek had to be a party pooper and tell us all to go to sleep. But eh, he's an old coot. Even Kammy couldn't stand him sometimes, not even the goombas, the koopa troopas, or even the boos!

Anyway, that's probably it! I already exceeded one page for this entry but people say the more the merrier. Not sure what that means, but I guess it's okay.

Good night!

With love,

Wendy O. Koopa